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(Alaskan Guy)   Man steals oosik (walrus penis bone) from Alaskan cafe. Boner returned to owner. Cu cu cha chu   (suvalleynews.com) divider line 45
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2005-11-23 12:27:08 AM
I am here and you are here and we are here and we are all together...
 
2005-11-23 12:46:41 AM
Hey! I was using that!
 
2005-11-23 12:54:31 AM
I have two of them, inherited from family friends who lived in Alaska years ago. The larger one makes one whale of a nice billy club.

Oh yes...I went there.
 
2005-11-23 01:02:04 AM
Oh..ok submitter...like WE wouldn't know what an Oosik is.

/had one removed last year
 
2005-11-23 06:44:57 AM
i believe it's "goo goo gajoob", but who cares about the world's most recognizable band's most recognizable song right?
 
2005-11-23 06:47:05 AM
Hilarious
 
2005-11-23 06:47:07 AM
Penis gourd was unharmed.

/drtfa
 
2005-11-23 06:50:21 AM
it is "goo goo ga joob" the lyrics were inside the record for christ's sake. It took me a minute to figure out what Cu Cu Cha Chu was supposed to mean... what a dork, nice job submitter!
 
2005-11-23 06:51:39 AM
Mile 49 Cafe? Sounds familiar.
 
2005-11-23 06:52:05 AM


en route to jimmyjava's
 
2005-11-23 06:52:20 AM
beat me to it zappawizard

oh and submitter....durr!
 
2005-11-23 06:52:40 AM
....via zappawizard's ;)
 
2005-11-23 06:53:29 AM
...er, you too java...
 
2005-11-23 06:54:41 AM
seriously.. what a silly thing to get up in arms about.
 
2005-11-23 06:57:03 AM
Donny:I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fark up, Donny!
 
2005-11-23 07:32:35 AM
A penis with a bone in it (fnar fnar) is called an 'os' penis. Hedgehogs have them.

/so there
 
2005-11-23 08:07:01 AM
This is clearly part of a nursery rhyme about trolls that Master Samwise recites in LOTR. I'd go look it up if I was motivated.
 
2005-11-23 08:08:41 AM
Lady J

Operating system penis?
 
2005-11-23 08:26:02 AM
Vec2017

If I knew how to post pics I'd post my Darth Vader 'The geek is strong with this one' pic, to general hilarity. :)
 
2005-11-23 08:36:03 AM


I AM THE EGGMAN!
 
2005-11-23 08:37:28 AM


WE ARE THE EGGMEN!
 
2005-11-23 08:38:26 AM
The official lyric is "goo goo gajoob"? I've always heard 'coo coo kachoo'

\always
 
2005-11-23 08:45:06 AM
its actually "goo goo ga joob"

JEEZ!
 
2005-11-23 08:56:53 AM
Goo goo ga joob, dimwit, but that's not what I came here to say...
 
2005-11-23 09:00:08 AM
Who cares what the lyrics are written as? We're dealing with sounds, not words. However they are heard/pronounced is what they are. I'm on the "coo coo kachoo" side of things - only Brits would actually hear the "g" sound and the (silent) "b".

/There's a bathroom on the right!
//The warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air...
 
2005-11-23 09:17:03 AM
Wait... no one has commented on how it was "returned to its owner?"
I am fairly certain that its owner has no more use for it, anyway. I bet they just gave it back to the bar owner.
 
2005-11-23 09:26:57 AM
Isn't goo goo ga joob the last thing Humpty Dumpty said after falling off the wall?
 
2005-11-23 09:27:49 AM
schuttz

Who cares what the lyrics are written as? We're dealing with sounds, not words. However they are heard/pronounced is what they are. I'm on the "coo coo kachoo" side of things - only Brits would actually hear the "g" sound and the (silent) "b".


Nope, it's REALLY "goo goo g'joob" on the album. Have a close listen. Maybe you're thinking of "Mrs. Robinson", in which case I'd agree with you.
 
2005-11-23 10:07:44 AM
 



Do ya have any... rubber walrus protectors!?

 

 

/call the police
 
2005-11-23 10:27:02 AM
Usik.
 
2005-11-23 10:28:43 AM
Finally I know what they were refering to.
 
2005-11-23 11:36:45 AM
Interesting. I've got one of these a friend from Iqualuit gave me.
 
2005-11-23 11:52:34 AM
I was the Walrus! Paul wasn't the Walrus, I was just saying that to be nice!
 
2005-11-23 12:07:53 PM
It's "Cu Cu Ca Chu," not "Cu Cu Cha Chu." I should know, I had the song playing the moment I read the headline.

/lyric nazi
 
2005-11-23 12:09:24 PM
I would like to add that I wrote the lyrics phonetically.

...eh-heh...
 
2005-11-23 12:22:25 PM
Oosik would make a great internet handel...
 
2005-11-23 01:01:43 PM
Raccoons have those too, I think it's called a bacculum in Latin
 
2005-11-23 01:47:06 PM
Goo goo ga joob = the Beatles
Koo koo ka choo = Simon and Garfunkel

That is all.
 
2005-11-23 02:25:29 PM
"To be, or to not be ..."


Who cares if it's accurate -- you know what I mean.


morans
 
2005-11-23 04:03:01 PM
Did you know that 2 + 3 = 6?

Who cares if it's accurate, you know what I mean!
 
2005-11-23 06:59:16 PM
From Paul Simon's website: Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson

/At age 6, thought that Simon was singing, "God bless your fleas, Mrs. Robinson."
 
2005-11-23 08:07:22 PM
fyi, it's actually, "goo goo ja goob".
 
2005-11-23 11:06:41 PM
Actually quite a lot of animals have a bone there... It's apparently an interesting question why humans don't. Thought to be an overall evolutionary advantage to the species to have the extra "test" of physical fitness caused by not having an _real_ bone there...

/friends with anthopologists
//they just tell me this stuff!
 
2005-11-24 12:07:17 AM
The Mile 49 Cafe is in an area known to locals as "Felony Row", in part because so many crimes are committed there. The real Felony Row, across the highway, is a collection of shacks beside the highway that once was a flea market and strip club.

Now they don't even have that.
 
2005-11-24 02:58:24 AM


Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
 
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