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(Denver Channel)   When police found in the inflatible sheep in fishnet stockings on the bed, they knew they might be on to something   (thedenverchannel.com ) divider line 84
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2005-11-22 12:32:09 PM  
That was just Bhhhaaaaaaaaaad.

/Had to state the obvious.
 
2005-11-22 12:34:26 PM  
Can't ewe be arrested for having sex with a kid.
 
2005-11-22 12:34:36 PM  
I thought we weren't supposed to publish private information on Fark.
STAY OUTTA MY THINGS!
 
2005-11-22 12:36:24 PM  
one of the photos reportedly showed Wurster in a sexual act with an infant girl, believed to be the granddaughter of one of his friends.

Hope his "friend" has a Taser, aims for the chest, hits low.
 
2005-11-22 12:40:42 PM  
remember, baaaa means no!

or is it yes?

I forget.
 
2005-11-22 12:41:58 PM  
... didn't RTFA.

Sheep jokes aside, if this bastard was forcing himself on children, then the seventh level of Hell isn't deep enough.

/Time for the Mussolini treatment. Hang him upside down and pelt with rocks until you make gravy.
 
2005-11-22 12:47:04 PM  
OlafTheBent: didn't RTFA.


do any of us /ever/ read the articles? This is fark we are talking about :)


/I agree though, if he was forcing himself on children then it is time to bring the old drawing and quartering back.
 
2005-11-22 02:43:27 PM  
this isn't just bad, it's Wurster.

\\so ashamed.
 
2005-11-22 02:43:54 PM  
Wow... I'm shocked. I'm just shocked at the horrid spelling and grammar in that headline.

The whole sheep thing, isn't that normal?
 
2005-11-22 02:43:56 PM  
Cadet Chris Tyler, sixth squadron, reporting for duty, sir!
 
2005-11-22 02:43:56 PM  
...
...

Where's a mind bleaching stand when you need one..

/didn't rtfa, and pry won't
//until after work
 
2005-11-22 02:44:10 PM  
...ewwww

/or is it ewe?
 
2005-11-22 02:44:47 PM  
Ddaaaaaad?
 
2005-11-22 02:44:55 PM  
Grandpa?
 
2005-11-22 02:45:36 PM  
farking baaaaastard
 
2005-11-22 02:45:47 PM  
This sort of stuff that should warrant capital punishment. And I'm not talking about the inflatable sheep, rtfa. Why isn't the needle an option for this guy?
 
2005-11-22 02:46:46 PM  
It should be illegal. Whatever he was doing, there needs to be a law against it.

Yech.
 
2005-11-22 02:47:15 PM  
If we gave the Mussolini treatment to all child molesters and child pornographers, it would be a very effective means of population control. The tragedy is that all this often goes unnoticed or unreported.

/too bad I don't believe in Hell
//no hope for impending justice
///can we torture these worthless asshats?
 
2005-11-22 02:47:50 PM  
OK, I RTFA. There is not a chinese torture bad enough for this man. Ten years of collecting child porn, sex with male and female relatives, and sex with an infant? And this is what they have found so far!

Somebody needs to ram him a new one!
 
2005-11-22 02:47:50 PM  
[image from hypothermia.gamershardware.com too old to be available]
 
2005-11-22 02:48:01 PM  
SHEEP FARKER!

/got nothin
 
2005-11-22 02:49:40 PM  
i read the headline as invisible sheep in fishnet stockings.

'wow,' i thought, 'that's a pretty vivid imagination if the invisible sheep the police thought was there was wearing fishnet stockings'

then i realized my mistake, and suddenly the headline wasn't as interesting
 
2005-11-22 02:49:46 PM  
He couldn'teven get a real sheep? WTF?
 
2005-11-22 02:50:10 PM  
been a while since i read a headline as bad as that one


/actually only about a week
//still terrible
 
2005-11-22 02:50:14 PM  
I know mugshots always make one look worse than normal, but...that guy looks a LOT older than 54. I'd put him almost at 70 or something.
 
2005-11-22 02:51:03 PM  
An informant said Wurster also admitted having sex with several 12-year-old girls.

Police said they found several thousand computer images showing children engaged in sexual activity, and one of the photos reportedly showed Wurster in a sexual act with an infant girl, believed to be the granddaughter of one of his friends.



have fun in prison... you sick fark

[image from images.ibsys.com too old to be available]
 
2005-11-22 02:51:12 PM  
GRAMMER!!!! OMG!!!!

When police found in the inflatible sheep in fishnet stockings on the bed, they knew they might be on to something

It should read, When police found AN inflatible sheep in fishnet stockings on the bed.....
 
2005-11-22 02:51:21 PM  
Is submitter typing one handed?
 
2005-11-22 02:52:29 PM  
pkrzycki: GRAMMER!!!! OMG!!!!

SPELLING!!!!! OMG!!!!!
 
2005-11-22 02:52:36 PM  
that headline make my head asplode
 
2005-11-22 02:53:35 PM  
Tyee: He couldn'teven get a real sheep? WTF?
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YOU try getting fishnets on those bastards!
 
2005-11-22 02:54:10 PM  
Oo oo....

Can't wait to compare the list of names that cry "lock him away forever" with the list of names that cry "Hot high school teachers should take it up the poop chute from students with utter impunity...!!!oneeleven"


Because there's bound to be some overlap.



/ flameproof coveralls
// check
/// popcorn
//// check
 
2005-11-22 02:54:15 PM  
one of the photos reportedly showed Wurster in a sexual act with an infant girl, believed to be the granddaughter of one of his friends.

Oh wow. That's the worst thing I've ever heard of anyone doing ever, anywhere. And I've read many history books.
 
2005-11-22 02:56:00 PM  
Okay, headline and bad puns aside, this guy...raped...a baby?

/He'll burn and I don't even believe in hell
 
2005-11-22 02:56:36 PM  
Baa ram ewe. To your fleece be true. Baa ram ewe.

/heh
//SLASH!
 
2005-11-22 02:57:31 PM  
The reality here is that probably not much will happen to him.
How much you wanna bet he has a prior record?
How much you wanna bet he won't get the punishment he deserves this time either?

There are thousands of registered molesters living out on the streets in every city. I say they shouldn't be alive, but that's just me.
 
2005-11-22 02:57:32 PM  
BUrp
Why isn't the needle an option for this guy?

Because liberals have watered down the court system in most states to the point where it's difficult to get someone the death penalty for triple homicide unless they rape the bodies and eat some human intestines. Even then, by the time the crimes are considered bad enough for execution, the courts decide that in order to commit the crime, they'd have to bee too nuts to be competent to stand trial anyway.

Unless the defendant is black. Then juries and judges start considering the death penalty.

Since this is a white defendant, he's likely to get a few years in prison followed by probation, even less if he cooperates and helps finger other members of the kiddie porn ring. After he's released, if he LOOKS respectable, then some asshat will mourn over the fact that he's now marked for life even though he's "Paid his debt to society."

Personally, if the courts start executing kiddie rapers, I'll volunteer to pull the switch myself if the victims and their families opt not to do it.

And I don't care if the perp is white, black, plaid or anything else. Anyone who molests kids deserves the big dirt nap, and we need the courts to start seeing that.
 
2005-11-22 02:57:49 PM  
Reading that gave me a headache. Submitter should be forced to take English 101.
 
2005-11-22 02:58:15 PM  
please:

[image from umass.edu too old to be available]
 
2005-11-22 03:00:52 PM  
The sad part is, he's probably been doing this his whole life... and he's pretty gd old.
And I agree that death is too good for this guy.
 
2005-11-22 03:02:17 PM  
I think we're being a liiiiittle quick to judge here folks. Just because there's a photo of him having sex with an infant doesn't mean there isn't a reasonable explanation.
 
2005-11-22 03:06:01 PM  
From the looks of him he won't be around much longer anyway.

/I hope his cell has no windows
 
2005-11-22 03:08:01 PM  
Maybe he should be attacked by 9 foot whale penis?
 
2005-11-22 03:09:45 PM  
Was this greenlighted to highlight the amazingly bad spelling and grammar of the submitter, or because of the subject matter?
 
2005-11-22 03:10:41 PM  
Okay, cornswalled, first things first. Liberals have had nothing to do with the migration away from the death penalty. In terms of who still kills their prisoners, it's us and the various and sundry Middle Eastern countries. That's it.

Yes, I just put us in the same class as Saddam Hussein. In terms of the death penalty, we're numbers one and two in executions. (Actually, it was Texas and Iraq.)

Don't come in here injecting liberalism into this argument. It has nothing to do with it. The fact is that this man deserves just punishment, and he should get it without your hypocritical conservative bemoanings.
 
2005-11-22 03:13:43 PM  
JohnBigBootay

I think we're being a liiiiittle quick to judge here folks. Just because there's a photo of him having sex with an infant doesn't mean there isn't a reasonable explanation.



God, that's SO wrong.

Well done sir.
 
2005-11-22 03:14:06 PM  
Southpaw018
I agree with cornswalled for the most part. I think child molesters should be killed. Why they are not continues to boggle my mind.
 
2005-11-22 03:15:36 PM  
Stinky93, I'm not debating just punishment. I'm just taking exception to political finger pointing where it doesn't belong. :)
 
2005-11-22 03:15:47 PM  
Am I crazy? Am I the only one who doesn't see the connection between an inflated sheep wearing fishnets and banging infants and kid rape?
 
2005-11-22 03:17:03 PM  
don't they wind up getting shanked in prison anyways?
 
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