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(Kearney Hub)   Man survives after his van is hit by three trains. Atheists surrender   (kearneyhub.com) divider line 264
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2002-05-08 12:28:53 PM  
Excellent headline.
 
2002-05-08 12:29:45 PM  
Holy crap! I lost my 1st-post virginity!
 
2002-05-08 12:30:02 PM  
atheists surrender wtf?
 
2002-05-08 12:30:17 PM  
We do not! We'll fight 'til the end!
 
2002-05-08 12:30:56 PM  
You guessed it............Frank Stallone.
 
2002-05-08 12:31:55 PM  
No surrender. It was sheer luck.
 
2002-05-08 12:32:39 PM  
Atheists surrender? I don't get it.
 
2002-05-08 12:33:04 PM  
Whats your beef with Atheists?
The guy probably got ejected out of the van after the first crash and lay between the tracks.
The gods are dead.
 
2002-05-08 12:33:29 PM  
ugh.
 
2002-05-08 12:34:59 PM  
Oh, this does nothing to curb my agnosticism. This guy is in critical condtion, after all, which hardly seems like a blessing. I just liked the headline.
 
2002-05-08 12:35:24 PM  
If there was a god, I would be a smoking pile of ash by now.
 
2002-05-08 12:35:40 PM  
atheists...calm down...unless you really think France surrenders everytime it appears in a headline...what happened to your open-minded free-thinking cynical satirical selves?
 
2002-05-08 12:35:50 PM  
It wasn't just him;

"Monday's accident was the second at the Antelope Road intersection in three days. Around 3:15 a.m. Saturday, a Juniata woman was uninjured when the 1996 Saturn she was driving south on Antelope Road was struck by a UP R train."

Are those trains made of Nerf????
 
2002-05-08 12:36:30 PM  
Yeah, sure. God spared this dumbass, but let +5000 get pulverized in the WTC. Nice diety you've got there, believers. I think I'll stick with logic, thank you very much.
 
2002-05-08 12:36:35 PM  
Thank god they gave the train drivers concealing cause. It would be a bad thing if they had had to keep on living with the coolest farking thing they ever saw
 
2002-05-08 12:37:04 PM  
if there was a god, .. wouldnt he not have let the man got hit at all? i mean.. if hes gonna survive, whats the point in getting hit?
 
2002-05-08 12:38:21 PM  
Religious people eat the corn out of my shiat.
 
2002-05-08 12:38:32 PM  
IT WAS BRUCE WILLIS!!! Unbreakable!
 
2002-05-08 12:39:02 PM  
A relative of


Bing Bing Bing...Ricochet Rabbit !
 
2002-05-08 12:39:05 PM  
More proof that the X-Files portray truth. This man and the woman who fell from the roof were super soldiers.

I don't like the chicken whopper.
 
2002-05-08 12:39:21 PM  
I will never surrender...never! Muahahahah.
 
2002-05-08 12:39:25 PM  
Qwiksend - thanks, Sir Anal Retentive. Doesn't really matter in the context of my post. Substitute "thousands" if you like.
 
2002-05-08 12:40:26 PM  
hit by 3 trains and France didn't surrender? WTF?
 
2002-05-08 12:40:45 PM  
atheists...calm down...unless you really think France surrenders everytime it appears in a headline...what happened to your open-minded free-thinking cynical satirical selves?
 
2002-05-08 12:40:46 PM  
Three strikes and yer SAFE !!! Hopefully, right after the accident the guy went out and played the lottery, the lucky bastard !
 
2002-05-08 12:40:49 PM  
Gawd needs to help these people from doing Darwin like things.
 
2002-05-08 12:43:30 PM  
People of faith must have a serious misunderstanding of statistics and causation. It is astounding how every instance of failure can be overlooked and one event is readily attributed to divine intervention.

Put simply. It took billions of failures for life to succeed, and probably millions of train wrecks before on man, in his van, survives 3 of them.

You are nothing special, just part of a big pattern. A pattern in which sometimes you get to live longer than might be entitled.

There is no big mystery.

Get a grip.
 
2002-05-08 12:43:33 PM  
"atheists...calm down...unless you really think France surrenders everytime it appears in a headline...what happened to your open-minded free-thinking cynical satirical selves?"

Here it comes. I was just wondering where today's religious flamefest would be on Fark. I see that a few people have already taken the bait. Who brought the popcorn?
 
2002-05-08 12:44:34 PM  
BornAgainPagan - How did you know I was eating the corn out of your shiat? Can you eat some better corn next time?

ha HA! Well met my good friend! This battle of wits is over!
 
2002-05-08 12:44:36 PM  
I see that a few people have already taken the bait
The bait tasted good... so why not?
 
2002-05-08 12:45:40 PM  
I'm trying to work out if God really liked this guy to save him from the accident, or really hated his guts and ran him over with 3 trains? I'm going for the hating option myself.
 
2002-05-08 12:46:14 PM  
So three days earlier, another woman was hit by one of those trains? Does Jesus hate trains or what? I bet his daddy beat him every time he played with trains, and told him trains are the tool of the DEVIL!!!11
 
2002-05-08 12:46:19 PM  
ha HA! Well met my good friend! This battle of wits is over!
Wits? Dude... this is fark.
 
2002-05-08 12:46:46 PM  
I love bait...

It is almost like butting in because nobody actually asked me what I thought, but I get to say stuff anyway. Plus, people who believe in God are just chumps and chumpettes.
 
2002-05-08 12:46:59 PM  
Man, first the liberal bash now an athiest bash. I thought Drew didn't like political stuff on Fark.
 
2002-05-08 12:47:25 PM  
Qwiksend,
DOH !
Sorry...
I'll bend over for you to kick my ass ! =+)
 
2002-05-08 12:47:37 PM  
"The bait tasted good... so why not?"

Whirljack: The important question is did it taste better than the corn in BornAgainPagan's, ummmm, doody?
 
2002-05-08 12:47:50 PM  
wasn't his time to go.
 
2002-05-08 12:48:32 PM  
This is one lucky sumbiatch... not sure if he should press it on the lottery though--he might have used up his entire supply just to be able to walk away from this...
 
2002-05-08 12:49:02 PM  
Now CheekyMonkey, BornAgainPagan's ca-ca corn was reserved for the religious... I won't cut in line, no sir.
 
2002-05-08 12:50:17 PM  
Proof that there is no god - If there was a god, all kittens would be extinct... I would've dented a good portion of the kitten population. Proof that there is no god.
 
2002-05-08 12:50:49 PM  
Maybe he should hook up with that woman that tried to take the sucidal plunge.
 
2002-05-08 12:50:51 PM  
Actually, in reference to the WTC, those towers were built to hold WAY more than 5,000 people. This figure is probably wrong but I heard that they could hold 50,000 together. (25,000 per tower) I'm sure you've heard the myriad of stories about who people were late to work for one reason or another on 9-11.

And the planes? They weren't even full.

Sorry for bringing this up, it's probably already been argued ad nauseum.

If you want my opinion, there was a God on 9-11.
 
2002-05-08 12:51:35 PM  
FifthColumn

Where in the WORLD did you come to the that conclusion frmo
 
2002-05-08 12:51:47 PM  
wasn't his time to go.


But I bet he did in his pants anyway!

MHAHAHAHAHAHARR HARR HAHA hahahh ah heh heh heh

ha

*ahem*
 
2002-05-08 12:51:53 PM  
"If you want my opinion, there was a God on 9-11."

Ping_Me: Past tense?
 
2002-05-08 12:53:38 PM  
McAthiest
 
2002-05-08 12:53:58 PM  
Ping_Me - your God is a monster for creating a Universe that contains suffering. Period.

Oh... that's right, he's just pretend. Never mind the monster thing.
 
2002-05-08 12:54:18 PM  
oh hell, I'm not even going to bother with the "which of these two scenarios is a more plausible explanation?" bit.
 
2002-05-08 12:55:20 PM  
that headline was great
 
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