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		Malaysian man haunted for 16 years by female ghost who demands sex nightly (int.iol.co.za)		80
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Artmerlyn		2005-11-19 01:04:44 PM

Cool, a modern-day succubus!

/fetches the Oija board

sens		2005-11-19 02:50:52 PM

How do you fark a ghost?

And really, aren't there worse problems a man could have?

strangeguitar		2005-11-19 02:51:33 PM

Who you gonna call?
Nobody, unless you got teh ghey.

rmoose		2005-11-19 02:53:04 PM

This sounds very kinky.

Data Pimp		2005-11-19 03:12:50 PM

That's one creative way to rationalize a masterbation habit.

milk_plus		2005-11-19 04:14:23 PM

Al: All part of my master plan to avoid having sex with the wife. See, first I take her to Denny's. She stuffs herself so full of popcorn shrimp, she lists to one side. And just before she's ready to belch "I love you," I lay this on her. Between the combination of shrimp, necklace - and the Nike wall mickey I'll be slipping in her pia colada - she'll be unconscious, I'll be home watching midget wrestling, and the only hand down my pants will be my own.

RocketRod		2005-11-19 04:18:03 PM

Well... is she a fat ghost or a skinny ghost. It makes all the difference, you know.

TheOther		2005-11-19 04:26:39 PM

Her tits are from an ectoplasmic surgeon.

visio		2005-11-19 04:39:12 PM

this thread is worthless without......wtf theyre not even real?

/drtfa

blackomegax		2005-11-19 04:39:14 PM

this thread is useless without pics!

/would probably hit it
//did anyone else read the headline as "goat" first?

Jmast7		2005-11-19 04:39:47 PM

Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?
I'm the only one that sees you,
And I can't do much to please you
And it's not yet time to meet the lord above

The first moment that I met her
I did not expect a specter
When I shook her hand I really shook a glove
She looked into me so sweetly
And we left the room discreetly
No one else could know the secret of our love

Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?
I'm the only one that sees you,
And I can't do much to please you
And it's not yet time to meet the lord above

Every morning I awoke
And I see my little ghost
Wondering if it's really her that's lying there
I lean to touch her and I whisper
But not brave enough to kiss her
When I held her I was really holding air

Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?
I'm the only one that sees you,
And I can't do much to please you
And it's not yet time to meet the lord above

Though I try my best to keep it
There really was no secret
Must have looked like I was dancing with the wall
No one else could see this apparition
But because of my condition
I fell in love with a little ghost and that was all

Little ghost, little ghost
One I'm scared of the most
Can you scare me up a little bit of love?
I'm the only one that sees you,
And I can't do much to please you
And it's not yet time to meet the lord above
No, it's not yet time to meet the lord above

SpecOpsHoov		2005-11-19 04:41:06 PM

Marriage? Kids?

Pffft, who needs all that jibba jabba when you have a sex-starved ghost?

mildweed		2005-11-19 04:42:24 PM

Now the guy can finally get to say "Is it in?"

:)

Dr. Frisbee		2005-11-19 04:42:35 PM

How do you fark a ghost?

Easy. Lots of people have farked Courtney Love

brandon_the_nude		2005-11-19 04:42:52 PM

i wish this would happen to me

\didn't RTFA, just headline

pastis4ever		2005-11-19 04:42:56 PM

I love how the solution to taming the libido of a sex-starved ghost chick is to marry her.

It's kind of like the gay marriage issue -- I thought conservatives were AGAINST gay sex.

AntiNorm		2005-11-19 04:43:16 PM

"Haunted"?

Blhack		2005-11-19 04:43:19 PM

Was the ghost named Boobdex by chance?

Skr		2005-11-19 04:44:42 PM

Only problem I can see with this is when he goes for the internal cumshot and ends up hitting himself square in the eye. Damn non-corporeals.

reggaejunkiejew		2005-11-19 04:46:18 PM

My girlfriend demands sex nightly.

Bhruic		2005-11-19 04:48:01 PM

Was it this man?

NarrMaster		2005-11-19 04:48:14 PM

Sleep paralysis.

jrsyman		2005-11-19 04:48:59 PM

Unavailable for comment

TraceRoute		2005-11-19 04:49:16 PM

The physics behind this so-called ghost sex confuse, frighten, and astound me.

kliq		2005-11-19 04:52:44 PM

If I walk through you, is it like we did it?

AreEmDashEffAre		2005-11-19 04:54:41 PM

I'd hit it...with my plasma blaster!

Gurgus		2005-11-19 05:00:40 PM

Some guys have all the luck...

RobertBruce		2005-11-19 05:05:19 PM

A friend of mine claimed this happened to him. just once though. must feel......cold?! ew.

To0n		2005-11-19 05:06:12 PM

I think that this came out on DVD a while ago. You know, in the back of ths video store, behind the bead curtain.

cajunrefugee		2005-11-19 05:07:47 PM

blackomegax: Yeah, I saw the goat too. Weird.

Telos		2005-11-19 05:08:17 PM

I remember watching some paranormal show back when I was like 13, and they had a story on about a haunted house. They re-enacted where this one guy was supposed to be getting raped by a ghost...

I didn't see the problem!

farktimenow		2005-11-19 05:08:25 PM

I just don't see it happening!

Azurewraith0		2005-11-19 05:23:32 PM

God does this thread need more Married with Children references

Where's the love farkers?

CombMeOver		2005-11-19 05:24:44 PM

Isn't this what a succubus is?

first time I've actually seen a use for that word.

buzz_kirkwood		2005-11-19 05:27:09 PM

RubberBandit		2005-11-19 05:29:39 PM

uncubus/succubus.. medievel creations invented to describe sleep paraysis.

susansto-helit		2005-11-19 05:30:32 PM

So that's why they call her Moaning Myrtle.

/had to go there

Ninjawitch		2005-11-19 05:31:43 PM

Sure it wasn't a succubus! I hear they are quite demanding.

Word up fellows, if your wife is a nag and bossy at you in life you MIGHT have a strong possibility she'll return as a ghost and plague you even after she is gone!

Chilling thought. burrrr :-)

sharee		2005-11-19 05:35:59 PM

succubus - A female demon supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with a man while he sleeps.
An evil spirit; a demon.

they said she was a ghost not an evil demon...demons are and cannot be human and ghosts were at one time human. Sorry no fun succubus story...

/ha i'll suck your bus
//damn my friends and their love for playing with words

Buster Cherry		2005-11-19 05:37:27 PM

Excellent Morrigan referrence, Buzz. Hottest video game character EVAR.

cyrus_hunter		2005-11-19 05:49:04 PM

That's no ghost! That's my wife!

danocronopolis		2005-11-19 05:58:51 PM

milk_plus: i don't know who you are or what you're talking about, but that was goddamned brilliant.

Knoxquers		2005-11-19 05:58:56 PM

i read the IOL as LOL.
HA! HA! i misread letters

ElChango		2005-11-19 06:01:14 PM

Who you gonna call?
Nobody, unless you got teh ghey.

Hahahaahaaaahaha!

Plunkies		2005-11-19 06:01:49 PM

He should have called Don'Kanonji to insert his staff into the ghost's hole.

/Obscure? (probably not)
//Bwahahahaha!

CustomAndy		2005-11-19 06:02:20 PM

I guess no one ever told that guy what a "wet dream" is.

mathbreak		2005-11-19 06:11:11 PM

susansto-helit

I can't believe you went there.

Emerson999		2005-11-19 06:11:32 PM

Plunkies: /Obscure? (probably not)
//Bwahahahaha!

Not obscure, but rare that someone doesn't hate the poor guy. Personally, I'm rather fond of his new little gang of stars.

Random_Transit		2005-11-19 06:15:12 PM

buzz_kirkwood okay...do we really need the hentai?!

/kidding
//knows that's not really hentai.
///actually, it's more like "ecchi" 'cos it's not hardcore enough...
////watches WAAY too much anime
/////and uses way too many slashies!! O_o