I actually did hear "my face is broken" in ralph wiggum's voice.

thats odd

/thinks that drive should have noticed something was off after the embankment and ice chest...
//oh well its still funny
///obvious tag should be right after florida tag

Lady J: Did anyone else click on the 'girl has 16 pound tumour removed from face' link at the bottom?

no, and I'm for damn sure not going to do it now. imho, leeanne wommack has a terrible profile. gretchen wilson is a little more my speed.

Southpaw018: Sucks to be that chick.

reminds me of this:

After the 2003 incident, rules were established so it would not happen again.

Time to re-examine those rules, perhaps?

This happens more often then it should. In my town, St augustine, up in north florida, two girls had their heads run over by someone not paying attention. One died, other had severe brain damage... guy drove away and got caught a few months later, said he didn't even realize he had done it.

A reporter asked, "Were you crying?"

"I was crying hysterically," Gonzalez said.

"What were you saying?" the reporter asked.

"Get me help, get me to a hospital, my face is broken, my face is broken," Gonzalez said.

That's the kind of hard hitting journalism that is often lacking in today's society.

"Get me help, get me to a hospital, my face is broken, my face is broken"

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Are we witnessing the birth of a new FARK cliche?

After the 2003 incident, rules were established so it would not happen again.

Yeah, that worked out well.

My liver! My liver!!!

My fathe ith broken!

An official said the soft sand likely saved her life because she was able to stand upright after being run over, according to the report

Non sequiter of the year!!

I couldn't see it but I knew it was a tire and I could feel the indentations in the tire, and I knew I was being run over...and I told him to call 911 and that something in my face was broken and I needed to get to a hospital.

Run on sentence of the year!!

A bad grammar 2-fer. God, that article made me life.

Uh...
Life = Laugh

I knew "preview before post" was checked for a reason.

/sees the irony in a typo in a post complaining about bad writing.
//awaiting well deserved ridicule

Lady J
I'd hit it

TraeHova
You need to calm down. You should know by know that nothing is sacred here. Personally i thought it was kind of funny. Nobody is ragging on the girl, but the phrase, "my face is broken!" is hilarious. In fact words can not describe the hilarity of that statement.

I'm somewhat surprised that no one has posted a picture of Vice City Beach sunbather squishing!

/harr harr

While vacationing in Florida, one of the most entertaining things to do was watch the local news. Its this kind of shiat all the time.

Now that I live here, I count the days before I leave the Florida tag behind me, and go back to Taxachusetts where people aren't as FARK-worthy.

It's funny, but can you imagine sitting there and making the assessment, "Hey, something in my face just broke, I'm guessing I need medical attention now."

That's kinda' traumatic all by itself.

oww.

Interesting that the hospital didn't admit her, it just fixed her up and sent her home. Suggests a minor injury, especially since the intrepid reporter didn't report upon the extent of her injuries, despite the close examination.

"were you crying?"

"No, I'm a tough little biatch that just had my face broken.. I can take it."

/attention whore post killed my keyboard.. if it'd had the beach graphic with it, I'd have lost my job.

I've never driven on sand, so that may be a factor, but I can avoid a white cat in the show, let alone a whole human being. Am I missing something here?

Yearsupplyofmeat
TraeHova
You need to calm down. You should know by know that nothing is sacred here. Personally i thought it was kind of funny. Nobody is ragging on the girl, but the phrase, "my face is broken!" is hilarious. In fact words can not describe the hilarity of that statement.

I'm perfectly calm. Its actually some other farkers who are out of control. Residents of the area can't be outraged? "Nothings sacred" yeah, yeah yeah. I'm here aren't I? But, even you would admit, there is a difference between laughing at a situation that turned out fine and...

Diogenes
What an attention whore.

"Me! Me! Me! *MY* face is broken! Fix *MY* head!"


C'mon now. That's not funny, that's just farked.

The article left out much important information, particularly, was she topless?

Given she was at Miami Beach and is 19, there's about a 50/50 chance. Why this question was not asked, we can only blame bad journalism.

I hope that lifeguard opts for retirement...ya know, just to save face.

Amateurs. Penn and Teller did this years ago with about a 70-ton truck.

Diogenes

Good one:)

PEOPLE!!! They ran over the cooler!
/someone please post the "why me?" with kerrigan

SuperMilk

That's what can happen when you go shooting your mouth off.

I gotta steal a dun buggy and ride around san andreas now....

Interesting, if somewhat misleading headline. For instance, it was not the same lifeguard, nor was it the same sunbather. In other news, Florida beach communities consider posting new signs along their sands: "Not responsible for any damage done to sunbathers." This not only gets them off the hook for the occasional errant patrol car, but from all future lawsuits involving skin cancer: "Someone should have TOLD me the sun can cause skin cancer!"

/Moving from Florida, and going to miss the proximity to
stories like this.

//Hoping my new state will be the very last to get its own fark tag.

"my faith is broken!"

OW! MY FACE! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET TRUCK IN IT!

Thank you submitter... Thank you Fark... This is why I subscribe to Fark. Man I needed that laugh.

I want pictures of the incident as it's occurring.

/would make for the best "OWNED!" caption pic ever