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(NY Daily News)   If you're in a Dubai shopping mall and wonder why women are screaming and running out of their rest room, it's just Michael Jackson in there   ( divider line
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15556 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2005 at 10:25 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-11-15 08:51:46 AM  
Latifa M., "screamed in shock and ran out of the ladies room" in the Ibn Battuta Mall when she realized Jackson was a man

I call shenanigans. I doubt she had the medical equipment or knowledge necessary to determine Jackson's sex.
2005-11-15 09:54:01 AM  
In my mind's eye I see Jackson running out of the stall followed by 20 young boys piling out like clowns out of a car at the circus.
2005-11-15 10:28:52 AM  
2005-11-15 10:29:04 AM  
I call Allysonhanniganns.

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2005-11-15 10:30:05 AM  
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Michael Jackson.

2005-11-15 10:30:49 AM  
I don't know about anyone else, but if I saw Jackson in any bathroom, I would scream and run in terror too
2005-11-15 10:31:05 AM  
Heheh, the guy can't catch a break.
2005-11-15 10:31:26 AM  
How did she know he was a man!?
2005-11-15 10:33:50 AM  
And to think he dishonored all those muslims women, just trying to pee, and now a beating and honor killing are probably awaiting them at home. Way to go Michael!
2005-11-15 10:34:50 AM  
I don't know why these WOMEN are complaining.

They are all perfectly safe around Michael Jackson.
2005-11-15 10:35:25 AM  
"She's a man, baby!"
2005-11-15 10:35:54 AM  
*Crosses Arabia off the map*
"Well, looks like i'm headed to Antarctica!"
2005-11-15 10:36:30 AM  
She was so shocked she almost forgot to try to blackmail him.... for shame.
Ant [TotalFark]
2005-11-15 10:37:08 AM  
Dubai Police Col. Abdul Jalil Mehdi said he believed the pop star made an "innocent mistake" in using the ladies' loo, the Times said

Morons. Quit giving this alien thing a pass. Sure he's famous, but so what?
2005-11-15 10:39:56 AM  
Whats really fun is I bet Jackson left the US on the thought that we were persecuting him and that he could live freer in some other country. I doupt some country in Africa will even give him a fair trial if he is convented of Molestation.
2005-11-15 10:41:19 AM  
Q: What do you get when 2 giraffes collide?

A: A giraffic jam.

/only giraffe-based joke I know
2005-11-15 10:41:59 AM  

2005-11-15 10:42:14 AM  
Jackson chased after the woman and demanded the photos. She refused and asked for "compensation," the Times said.

Ha, seems like people in the Middle East are not that different after all.
2005-11-15 10:43:46 AM  
convented? That's a freudian slip right there, Mindstalker
2005-11-15 10:52:29 AM  
Well he sure as shiat shouldn't be in a men's room. Little boys sometimes go in there unsupervised and drop trou to do business.
2005-11-15 10:55:18 AM  
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Makes you wonder if he has had work done, "down there". Probably has a clip on, like his nose. ;)
2005-11-15 10:55:18 AM  
MJ is bad, MMMMMkay!

/I must now beat it.
//no, not that way you perv!
2005-11-15 11:02:20 AM  
He was in the ladies room 'fixing' his face?

He must have been in there for hours.
2005-11-15 11:04:53 AM  
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Michael Jackson.

Lewis Black should be required listening by EVERYONE
2005-11-15 11:12:48 AM  
Dubai is pretty sweet but very expensive.
2005-11-15 11:20:02 AM  
I find it hard to believe it was an innocent mistake. Unless the fact that he was wearing WOMAN'S clothing (headscarf) was an innocent mistake too?
2005-11-15 11:22:02 AM  

I think that joke would have been less funny in the "correct" thread. I got a mental picture of Michael Jackson as an anorexic midget giraffe, vitiligo and all.

Speaking of which, is anyone going to post that scary Michael Jackson with boobies pic?
2005-11-15 11:23:08 AM  
Woman should have just put said celphone in her pocket or on her person. If he had tried to get it back or otherwise assault her I bet he would have been in a whole bunch of trouble. She could have gotten more money out of the tabloids for those pics than MJ.

He will either end up in jail, dead or kicked out of Dubai by the royal family.
2005-11-15 11:32:38 AM  
I call Shanahanigans!

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2005-11-15 11:43:21 AM  
He just gets creepier and creepier.
2005-11-15 11:59:38 AM  
Of all the people who have been born and raised in the US. I'm by far the happiest that of all those people... he left.
2005-11-15 12:10:06 PM  
Michael Jackson is a terminal freak, and every culture in the world which he tries to assimilate into will treat him as such.
2005-11-15 12:29:09 PM  
Dear Arabs:

Turn over Osama bin Laden; or we'll make you keep Michael Jackson over there!


George W. Bush
2005-11-15 12:36:50 PM  
Is the world that desparage for Jacko stories?
Women take over mens' restrooms all the time when the womens' rooms are full. Sounds like it was a matter of convenience for Jacko or he figures the light in the womens rm. was better for glue-ing his nose back on...
2005-11-15 12:48:29 PM  
Spoiled freak needs his ass kicked up between his shoulders.

/"accident," yes, like also accidently wearing woman's headdress
2005-11-15 12:58:08 PM  
2005-11-15 01:19:16 PM  
What was he putting his nose back on? Because then I can understand the screaming...
2005-11-15 01:38:23 PM  
man, he's lucky he didn't get booted out of the country for that shiat
2005-11-15 01:45:26 PM  
Jackson chased after the woman and demanded the photos. She refused and asked for "compensation," the Times said.

See, we are all not that different after all.
2005-11-15 02:08:54 PM  
i thought he was claiming to be broke for years now...

how do you go broke and buy million dollar houses?

i really hate this guy and i cant wait till hes dead..
2005-11-15 02:56:20 PM  
The REALLY wierd thing is that i was going to go that mall that day!

Wonder what i'd do i saw him

a) Laugh
b) Smack him so hard his nose fell off

/b) seems like less effort
2005-11-15 03:10:25 PM  
What, no references to this guy yet?

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2005-11-15 04:36:58 PM  
In the U.S., Jackson's official Web site,, is down. His longtime friend and makeup artist Karen Faye posted a note to fans saying the site "is down because we have had no cooperation with Michael and his present team. ... We were Michael's voice, but if he doesn't wish to speak or pay his bills for MJJSource, there is nothing we can do."

And he's pissed off the people that tried to help him...

2005-11-15 05:50:19 PM  
Okay this confirms it! He is not trying to look like a white man at all, he really all these years has been trying to become a white woman! Now he's putting on makeup! What next checking if his stocking has a run in them?!

Admit it Michael you want a sex change but your too scared and afraid and how it will effect your career. Not that it isn't already in the dumper.

P.S. You might want to check to toilets in that woman's washroom your in, it just might be sitting amongst a roll of logs someone pumped out earlier. ;-)
2005-11-15 05:51:47 PM  
I read the word "Sheila" as "Shella" - - and was immediately reduced to girlish giggles.

The reason? "Shella" is Australian slang for a girl or young woman. Imagine Jacko preening himself while wearing a girl (one of the Olsen twins?) on his head. I don't know about you, but I'd pay to see that!
2005-11-15 06:16:36 PM  
<i>The photos were "erased," the Times said.</i>


Its still possable to recover them after doing that, but sadly it won't happen.
2005-11-15 08:44:39 PM  
If Jacko hopes to escape Americans who consider him insane, his new Arab hosts are going to be even more unforgiving...
2005-11-16 10:22:24 AM  
Someone PLEASE photoshop MJ in one of these head dresses.
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