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We're all in this together.

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"We sure as hell don't trust our govt, so who we gonna trust?"

Vote for Pedro

ONE FOR THE MONEY
TWO FOR THE SHOW
THREE TO GET READY
NOW GO KIDS GO !

/KMFDM

BITE ME, EURO!

Do not put this in your mouth.

or

Free Mason!

or

Not a doll hair.

or

Legal Tenderizer

or

Ribbed for her pleasure.

or

tsurt ew doG ni

Well, I'm late to the party, and I can't believe nobody's done this one, so:

"God Money I'll do anything for you."

/NIN

In Zod we trust!

In God some trust

In Tyler We Trust

/obvious

To summarize AlbaRose's long diatribe.

"I hate Jews"

That wasn't chicken.

By the people, For the people

Serious.
I would like to see that on the currency to remind the gov't for whom they work.

"In God(r)2005 we trust."

GEORGE WAS HERE

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

/originality lapse

Two in the Pink, One in the Stink

/got nuthin

Not for Internal Use

"Money doesn't talk, it swears"

dj_spanmaster

"Caveat Emptor"

That's the one I would've submitted, or voted for if you had enabled voting, so I will.

/a vote for this is a vote for that

America for sale at a discount price!

Preciousssssssssss

Or how about:

Zathras!

This piece of paper certifies your belief in its value

/Probably jazzier in Latin.
//Or Esperanto.

OOPS - wrong thread!

I meant:

"Abortions for some, tiny American Flags for others!"

How about:

"I stuck this in my ass!"

"What the f**k are you looking at?"

/didn't bother to read all the comments.

AlbaRose: Ditto what the other guys said, only I'll add more... maybe we can make the dollar the size of a beach towel? Your motto/rant goes on one side and a full-size tasteful-nude of Kevin Sorbo goes on the other...?

/or perhaps Regis Philbin?
//or pre-pudge Jerry Lewis?
///arbitrary triple-slash comment

The
Pen is
Mightier

It's time for Alba to sit around a campfire, hold some hands, toast some marshmallows, and sing "cumbaya" (sp?)

My vote for the motto: "Vive la France! Vive la Revolution!"

/Please no naked pictures of Kevin Sorbo PresentCompanyExcluded

"All men are created equal (except for women and minorties)."

"Hate the game, not the playa"

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

"This, a $5 and a hippie might get you a cup of coffee"

/grande, of course

"in godwin we trust"

Now with 15% more cocaine residue!!

In God Warrior We Trust

/somebody has to photoshop that

"Do Not Photocopy"
"Return To Sender"
"This Is Not Counterfeit"
"If You Cannot Read This You Are Illiterate"

or

"You Are Not A Winner, But You Already Knew That"

voting enabled

"Now You Are Extracting Of The Pee"

"When I grow up, I wanna be a football field."

If there is no wind....row

Help, I'm trapped in a money factory