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(Some Guy)   In light of the 'Atheist wants "In God We Trust" removed from money' story, caption new one liners for money instead. (LGT old thread)   (fark.com) divider line 256
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canner508
2005-11-14 10:00:19 AM
"Pulled out of Alan Greenspan's ass"
 
MattofBum
2005-11-14 10:00:23 AM
Bookcase

/obscure?
 
JeffTL
2005-11-14 10:00:50 AM
DEUM CREDEMUS


(Or is it IN DEO CREDEMUS? My Latin escapes me, but either way, a few less of the farkin' atheists can read it)
 
the_unperson
2005-11-14 10:00:58 AM
when accidentally inserted in your rectum, consult your doctor immediately. etc etc.
 
Supercheeks
2005-11-14 10:01:19 AM
You're standing on stolen land
 
macdaddy357
2005-11-14 10:01:45 AM
The Dollar is God! Bow before it!
 
JoeTheGuy
2005-11-14 10:01:51 AM
"Some are more equal than others"
 
Screamingredmenace
2005-11-14 10:02:37 AM
Screamingredmenace: Don't Panic.

In large friendly letters

Now with voting
 
vegetable raygun
2005-11-14 10:03:06 AM
"This bill may only be redeemed for one small fries or one medium drink at McDonalds."
 
The Third Man
2005-11-14 10:03:56 AM
"0.95762 Euros"
 
DrewFL
2005-11-14 10:03:58 AM
"We'll Kick Your Ass"
 
JoeTheGuy
2005-11-14 10:04:15 AM
"Ass Penny"
 
i81icu812
2005-11-14 10:04:29 AM
BABABOOEY BABABOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS BABABOOEY BABABOOEY
 
Octalthorpe
2005-11-14 10:05:11 AM
When in doubt,
Scream and shout;
Spread your creed,
Without heed;
Yell and hollar;
Oh, and spend this dollar.


/ Atheism is a religion too.
// Lutheran
/// Yay pot luck
 
dittybopper [TotalFark]
2005-11-14 10:05:59 AM
THIS IS YOUR ONLY GOD

Now with enhanced voting goodness.
 
pshaw
2005-11-14 10:06:04 AM
"Our Women Have Bigger Breast"
 
Random_Nickname
2005-11-14 10:06:06 AM
"STILL the finest way to snort coke."
 
8bitwizard
2005-11-14 10:06:11 AM
in goLd we trust

/wait a minute, we haven't been on the gold standard for decades now
//at least I'm not submitting goldenpalace.com again
 
Scudder
2005-11-14 10:06:38 AM
"Jesus is Lord"
 
GzusKryst
2005-11-14 10:07:31 AM
Directions for use:
Wipe, Fold, Repeat, Flush
 
foo monkey
2005-11-14 10:08:18 AM
CONSUME
 
sthlght0
2005-11-14 10:10:31 AM
Money money money money.

/obvious
/Donald Trump would be so proud
 
Pave_the_Planet
2005-11-14 10:10:55 AM
It's not money, it's Fark.US
 
Custom5
2005-11-14 10:10:56 AM
goldencopulations: All kneel before ZOD!!

Oh, you glorious bastard.
 
B
2005-11-14 10:11:09 AM
Semper Fidelis
 
portscanner
2005-11-14 10:11:21 AM
Deus Misereatur

No one will know what it means and it looks good so no one will complain!



// translation: May God Have Mercy
 
LiaLia [TotalFark]
2005-11-14 10:11:42 AM
"Contains traces of cocaine."
 
GuinnessDrinker
2005-11-14 10:12:07 AM
"Freedom And Tolerance For ALL"

/nah, it'll never happen
 
mr_entropy
2005-11-14 10:12:48 AM
"Touched by his noodly appendage"
 
portscanner
2005-11-14 10:12:53 AM
How about:

Monstra mihi pecuniam!


// Translation: Show me the money!
 
Anagrammer
2005-11-14 10:13:15 AM
A bash the atheists thread? Cool!

How long before we have one where we can bash Blacks and Jews?
 
SkArcher
2005-11-14 10:13:49 AM
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
 
uncoveror
2005-11-14 10:14:59 AM
Ph-nglui mglw'naph Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
 
Custom5
2005-11-14 10:15:03 AM
Bevets. Nonsense. Money.
 
Patsy
2005-11-14 10:15:06 AM
"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"
 
jamspoon
2005-11-14 10:16:04 AM
Best before 2007
 
jer2911tx
2005-11-14 10:16:08 AM
"PLEASE KEEP THIS OUT OF YOUR ASS"

/ass pennies
 
Patsy
2005-11-14 10:16:27 AM
"Make a stack"
-- Floyd
 
PragmaticinAustin
2005-11-14 10:16:33 AM
In Secular Humanism We Trust.
 
Geese Juggler
2005-11-14 10:17:46 AM
In Oil We Trust.
 
Cameron_Talley
2005-11-14 10:18:48 AM
"God is Dead"
 
smokinfoo
2005-11-14 10:19:33 AM
"In Capitalism We Trust"
 
d00d92
2005-11-14 10:20:48 AM
orrinbloquy

"Catchy Futurama Cliche Here"


"Drink Slurm!"

/couldn't resist
 
Gunny Walker [TotalFark]
2005-11-14 10:21:14 AM
If you can read this, we didn't teach you.
 
zookeeper
2005-11-14 10:23:09 AM
"G-string or bust."
 
Mad Scientist
2005-11-14 10:23:17 AM
-... ..- -.-- / --. --- .-.. -..
 
jamspoon
2005-11-14 10:25:07 AM
You can't take it with you
 
Modified Cornstarch
2005-11-14 10:25:17 AM
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI
 
poko
2005-11-14 10:25:35 AM
Worth 20% more in Canada!
 
jonr
2005-11-14 10:25:44 AM
Collectors Item.
 
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