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(ABC)   Now done with rehab, Kate Moss gets her next modeling gig -- with Bic pens   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 48
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2005-11-08 08:19:31 PM  
I read that headline as:

Now done with rehab, Kate Moss gets her next modeling gig - with Big pens

Does that mean anything?
 
2005-11-08 08:25:14 PM  
Those ads are weird. Its her trying to cut up the pen with a razor, and she keeps sniffing the pen.
 
2005-11-08 08:27:34 PM  
If the top of her head squirted ink, she could be a Bic pen.

Skinny, white, and worth about 2 cents.
 
2005-11-08 08:48:10 PM  
she is GORGEOUSSSSSSSSSSS

 
2005-11-08 09:50:16 PM  
Bic pens are OK, but those fat Jack-in-the-Box straws are far superior.
 
2005-11-08 10:45:45 PM  
BuzzardBreath

Bic pens are OK, but those fat Jack-in-the-Box straws are far superior.

Not to mention more hygienic than a rolled up bill.

/would have loved to done a few lines with Kate

 
2005-11-08 10:46:27 PM  
 
2005-11-08 10:46:52 PM  
where would she put said pen?
 
2005-11-08 10:47:10 PM  
that was some farking fast rehab.

/If she asked me too I'd sniff coke off any part of her body.
//any.part.
///Preferably her ass or her tits.
 
2005-11-08 10:47:33 PM  
Cokehead Mommy
 
2005-11-08 10:49:59 PM  
She's going to hide behind the pen, then jump out and yell "Surprise!".
 
2005-11-08 10:51:33 PM  
You'd think that site wouldn't post such a "perky" picture of her on the right hand side..
And you'd think she'd wear a bra.
Nope, I'm not complaining
/Trying to avoid using slashes
//Damnit!
 
2005-11-08 10:53:04 PM  
how will one see her from behind the bic?
 
2005-11-08 10:53:23 PM  
why did she get in so much trouble for cocaine?

I assumed it was common among "her group".
 
2005-11-08 10:54:25 PM  
Will she join the pen 15 club?
 
2005-11-08 10:56:43 PM  
it's fun to guess which of the 'she's too thin' posters are bitter overweight women, and which are basement dwelling WoW addicts wiping the pizza grease off their chins while fapping to night elves.
 
2005-11-08 10:56:53 PM  
I'm sure she's completly cured.
 
2005-11-08 10:57:41 PM  


Kate Moss poops air.
 
2005-11-08 11:01:29 PM  


Looks like they have her promoting pencil erasers as well.

/In favour of it
 
2005-11-08 11:02:08 PM  
It could be worse. Her next job could have been with Pen Island.
 
2005-11-08 11:03:26 PM  
 
2005-11-08 11:05:16 PM  
I don't really see the appeal. I mean I'd hit it but supermodel? I dunno, why do her eyes go in different directions?
 
2005-11-08 11:05:58 PM  
ArkAngel:I read that headline as:

Now done with rehab, Kate Moss gets her next modeling gig - with Big Penis
 
2005-11-08 11:07:38 PM  
Mugato :"why do her eyes go in different directions?"

*SNORT* *sniff*

/wonky
 
2005-11-08 11:12:59 PM  
So she would be the new Bic Stic?
 
2005-11-08 11:13:58 PM  
CruzAngel

seriously man!!

NSFW!!!!!
NSFW!!!!!
NSFW!!!!!
 
2005-11-08 11:15:09 PM  
Mugato: I don't really see the appeal.

By chance do you own an iPod? And follow-up question: is it full of Broadway show tunes?
 
2005-11-08 11:15:15 PM  
sorry
CruzAzul

I am very offended!! I willnever visit Fark again!!
 
2005-11-08 11:19:58 PM  
You know what they say.. The Pen is mightier.

/or Penis
//or whatever
///lame high school english class joke
 
2005-11-08 11:22:47 PM  
user956

You got to watch a lot of SNL in English class, hmm?
 
2005-11-08 11:25:32 PM  

"I'll take the penis mightier."
 
2005-11-08 11:26:26 PM  
space_cadet_28:

why did she get in so much trouble for cocaine?

I assumed it was common among "her group".


Then why don't they all stop being hypocrites about it? Why not walk the runway with a nose full of powder? Why not some nice arm tracks for those Vogue shoots? If they feel the need to hide it, why should they be surprised when there are consequences when they are 'caught'?

If they choose to eat their cake, then they no longer have it.
 
2005-11-08 11:30:28 PM  
CruzAzul: By chance do you own an iPod? And follow-up question: is it full of Broadway show tunes?

No but I don't find women shaped like teenaged boys and are cockeyed particularly supermodel-ish. Regular model maybe but I doubt she can fight crime.
 
2005-11-08 11:30:48 PM  
whoa, wait, are you selling penis mightiers?

no!

well you're sitting on a goldmine, trebek!
 
2005-11-08 11:37:20 PM  
Finally, something she can stand next to that won't make her look too skinny!
 
2005-11-08 11:45:06 PM  
ArkAngel, sometimes a pen is just a pen.

/heh... pen is...
 
2005-11-08 11:50:01 PM  
I tried to find a screenshot from the Family Guy episode where Kate Moss falls through the crack in the floor, but I couldn't. Anyone have it?
 
2005-11-09 12:01:07 AM  
When she says, "I can stand behind the Bic pen," she really means she can stand behind the Bic pen!
 
2005-11-09 12:09:18 AM  
Oh man, I really love cocaine. Evil drug though...
 
2005-11-09 01:03:54 AM  
I'd hit it.
 
2005-11-09 01:04:54 AM  
Why buy a pen? Dip her knees in ink.
 
2005-11-09 01:05:29 AM  
 
2005-11-09 01:42:51 AM  
Send her to me, I've got plenty of Sweet Sue's Chicken and Dumplings and Lil Debbie cakes.
We'll get her filled up and out in no time!
Nothin a little bit of feeding wont cure.
 
2005-11-09 02:31:50 AM  
She needs a sammich
 
2005-11-09 02:33:46 AM  
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/11/08/kate_moss_no_longer_unemploy ed.html

I'm sure you've all seen it, but kate moss boobies at her new shoot.
 
2005-11-09 07:51:51 AM  
MalibuStacy: I'm sure you've all seen it, but kate moss boobies at her new shoot.

I love the filter!
 
2005-11-09 07:53:08 AM  
jonr: MalibuStacy: I'm sure you've all seen it, but kate moss boobies at her new shoot.

I love the filter!


Oh, there are real boobies there... Ok, you can stop laughing now.
 
2005-11-09 10:27:47 AM  
 
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