That is just shocking and amazing.
/obvious

Automatic first down.

Jasonir: boobies


Yes, the Desperate Housewives have nice boobies.

Jasonir

boobies

Indeed.

Sadly, CNN's Entertainment section has taken to not only reporting news within the entertainment industry, but they front page stories that sum up the continuing storyline on "Desperate Housewives" week after week. Not interviews with the creator, stars, or writers that happen to metion ongoing story threads, but the digital "Housewives" equivalent of Soap Opera Digest.

This thread is useless w/o pics of Eva Longoria.

That is all.

What the hell is this "Desperate Housewives" of which you speak?

/flips back to "Family Guy"

Easily replacable. You never really saw any of him other than a close-up of his chained-up wrists.

Besides, I'm too busy freaking out over the sociopath pharmacist and his drug-assited date with the woman whose husband he poisoned.

Yes, I am obsessed. No, I am not ashamed.

chechcal

The turkey is done - twice apparently.

Method acting?

chechcal: So here's Nicolette Sheriden


More tore up than a dirt road.

Why they gotta fire the black guy?
/nicolette sheridan has ugly toes
//i'd still hit it

oh my god, that chick ....that pic...damn

So was he caught snappin' it outside Eva's window? Rubbin' it in Nicolette's closet? Fappin' in Marcia's underwear drawer?

and her toes look good to me

Dude! your getting Fired! - Dell Guy

Improper conduct that didnt involve any of the cast...
Flogging the bishop on set?

john_frink

This thread is useless w/o pics of Eva Longoria.

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Ask and ye shall receive.

Let me add: Lights! Camera! Faption!

chechcal: Scary face, awesome body, weird toes... Would hit it though. Woman that age rarely look like that. She has muscular legs, unlike Hatcher's toothpicks.

john_frink:



/hey ... is that the NBA CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY ?
//Spurs rule
//slashie mc slashslash

Jasonir: boobies


Please, please follow it up with, "Boobies? I didn't say boobies, I said Boobies!

Thread is worthless without...









/would improperly conduct it

Probably caught him smoking weed

veedeevadeevoodee

Nice choice in Pics

/GO SPURS!!

eva longoria? move to any border town and go shopping at an IGA. you'll be over her soon enough.

nope, but you're free to guess again

If you can't tap it - FAP IT!

therealburkazoid: doesn't matter how fine a milf they become, once they've popped out some kids, that pussy is all but worthless



Vraiment?! If so, I've got yet another reason why we can't have kids!!

/didn't want to be a breeder anyway

therealburkazoid-
So not true. Your moms sugar walls still get the job done...

This is a shame. He was amazing on Six Feet Under. This would have been a great break for him.

probably caught faping to Eva doing it to the gardener....

/never seen the show (wink)..... No really....

Keith Moon: So not true.

you were a terrible drummer when you were alive

this guy?

therealburkazoid-
Correction- I was a terrible drunk. As for my drumming, I'll let the albums Tommy and Who's Next speak for me.

I thought Eva was Italian, but this Mexican girl from San Antonio told me she was from south TX-- the very thought of Eva Longoria, plus a Spanish accent talking to me, had me immediately fapping while on the phone with her, I'm not ashamed to say.

The story about the guy's "improper conduct" is pretty interesting-- in the age of the internet you'd think we'd hear the story almost immediately of what he supposedly did. Kind of like some of the rumors about Harvey Keitel on "Eyes Wide Shut," though I'm not sure I believe the rumors of what he supposedly did . . .

therealburkazoid: doesn't matter how fine a milf they become, once they've popped out some kids, that pussy is all but worthless.

That's the most untrue statement I have ever had the displeasure of reading.

It's like those Big Brother shows, where they vote the black guy off first. I've never seen the show- because I'm a guy- so to me this is a private matter, and should best be kept to the tabloids.

therealburkazoid: "doesn't matter how fine a milf they become, once they've popped out some kids, that pussy is all but worthless."

That is why god invented the C-Section.

/40+yr old pussy is still good
//or maybe that is because I just have a big cack

Better bring your toolbet, Nicolette has serious hammer toes.

TOOLBELT, that is.

missmez:

Judging from the maturity level of your post and your spelling skills, I take it that a picture of your dad in your profile?

Jesus Christ. Did I run over one of your cats or something? What's that put you at, 78 at last count?

My deepest apologies, I'll put far more time and effort into both the content and grammar next time I comment on a hopelessly worthless link, even by FARK standards.

Polyhazard: Besides, I'm too busy freaking out over the sociopath pharmacist and his drug-assited date with the woman whose husband he poisoned.


I knew there was a reason I don't watch the show.

/Flips the channel to Rome
//Now THOSE are desperate housewives.