Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:
If they found the Junkyard Dog, let's waste no time finding Captain Lou Albano and Rowdy Roddy Piper while we're at it!


That made me ROFL GJ!

Oh yes...Harry's U-Pull-It - Driven by it many a time when I've been in PA (off of I-81). Probably best known for the stack of about 10 cars in front of it that looks like a shish-kabob (you can see it from the highway on the left side going south on 81). Only highway billboard I have ever seen with butt crack.

/Actually from CT
//Knows way too much about Harry's U-Pull-It for my own good

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$zoo="junk yard";
$quick_and_dirty="

<strong>\"Takin' Retards To The Zoo\"</strong><br />
The Dead Milkmen


<br /><br />

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do <br />
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the $zoo

<br /><br />

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the $zoo [x2]

<br /><br />

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs <br />
Down a winding road stepping on the gas <br />
Down a winding road just daydreaming <br />
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

<br /><br />

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the $zoo [x2]

<br /><br />

One of them blowing a big spit bubble <br />
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble <br />
Head on collision bodies everywhere <br />
Head on collision retards beware

<br /><br />

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the $zoo [x2]

";

echo $quick_and_dirty;
?>


/ This code is offered for free under the GNU license
// No claims or guarentees that it will work are made
/// Please see http://www.php.net to learn the correct PHP nonmenclature and methods

Did anyone else read junkyard dog and immediatly think of this, or was it just me?

EdgeRunner

Two Dollars!

Manny Calavara owes me a keyboard

We didnt buy nothing that day, said William Mumie.

William was over at the junk yard. He find me, David said.


Wait, so which one is the retard?

Well I guess that article pretty much ties up all the loose ends, eh? No unanswered questions there. Yep, tied up in a neat little bow. Case closed, nothing to see here.

/sarcastic because I hate stories that raise more questions than they answer

From the article

William was over at the junk yard. He find me, David said.

...

He FIND me?! FIND?! Grrrrrr.

But seriously, what was that guy DOING for 25 years?!

This is a pretty big place. I've been there twice with friends looking for used parts. The surrounding area is incredibly depressing.

and thats all i got to say about that.....

Well, it is good to know that Bill Mumie has found his long lost brother. Now he can focus on his long lost career...

mmm hmm: ...My take is that it was pure coincidence. The guy was all the way to Puerto Rico, for example. So many places he probably meandered into...

I'm trying to figure out how somebody just "meanders" to Puerto Rico. It's not like you can just hitchhike or wander there.

God, Forrest Gump is one POS flick. "Oooh isn't the mentally imapaired guy CUTE?"

Also, in the article, they quote the guy as saying "William was over at the junk yard. He find me." Did he really speak in 'cute' tard-talk, or did he say "He finds me"?

/another "cute tard' flick: I Am Sam

He was looking for some bisquits and mustard...

//or maybe some french fried pertaters

Run, Forest, RUN!

This is what I think of when I hear the phrase, "junkyard dog"





//an oldie, but a goodie

What's that southpark episode where cartman convinces butters that everyone has become zombies and butters ends up making a new life for himself in the landfill?

LOL on the JYD

WNEP is Scranton PA.

Something here doen't add up ... I wonder how "mentally handicapped" this guy is? To survive for 25 years and find his way back to his hometown ... just saying he can't be Slingblade and maybe not even Gump-like.

William was over at the junk yard. He find me, David said.
Now why did we need that as the one and only David quote?

At least Cartman got to go to Casa Bonita...

The people who are quoted in this article don't sound much higher up the food chain than their mentally retarded brother. I'm not even going to mention the bankrupt skills of the reporter. Except once; just then.

He survived 25 years of vagrancy by, whenever the opportunity presented itself, grabbing them cakes.

/THUMP

That was, quite possibly, the WORST-written article I've ever read. What a rambling, incoherent load of crap...

I'd be impressed if they find the Junkyard Dog. Creeped out, but impressed nonetheless.

http://www.midsouthwrestling.com/jyd2.html


/No tengo HTML skills