ornithopter I think Leanne's (is it Leanne Rimes?) boobs are real. If you look at the photo it looks like she's wearing a push-up CORSET. So, most of the breast would be shoved wayyyy up, and then the rest of it would be strapped down like a mofo. That's why you get that wierd jiggle, I think.

Yeah, my boobs don't move like that either.

Next up, the Panty and Undergarment Statistical Stretch Yield grant.

the_gospel_of_thomas
Erch! Charlotte Church??

Holy under-filled water balloons.

Would you mind backing that claim up with some evidence?

But are they ever gona make an invisible force field bra ?!?

Kate Beckinsale has the worst silicone breasts in Hollywood.

Hardy-r-r
Soze:
Enjoyed reading your bio. Not trying to creep you out, just sayin'.

I know what you mean, cute and likes nethack, I am in love someone young enough to be my oldest grandchild, if I had any children to start with...

To hell with those wretched milk bags,
Satan wants box & ass!

Science and I share the same passions.

"Like a... bag of wet sand."

For more on the subject, see this video (pops). Not Safe for Work (NSFW).

"Now, now miss - it's alright, I'm a scientist. I'm just doing my job..."

Hours and hours.....and hours of boobalicious fun

http://www2.tcnet.ne.jp/metadoll/mov13.htm

From the link on AbbieNormal's post. "The voice is contained, be careful of sound level." That's good Engrish.

Not to threadjack, but am I the only guy that doesn't really care for large breasts? They're fun to look at, but playing with them is like squeezing a trashbag with some water in it. It'd much rather play with smaller, firmer breasts than that...

[IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a257/TheCabbit/boobzsm.gif[/IMG]

ornithopter, bobbette

PSA:
It is customary to back up any mention of one's own boobies with photos or video clips.

/I keed
//Not
///Well, I do, in the sense that I don't expect you to post pictures

It's Charlotte Church.
My how she has changed:

http://nissaninfiniticlub.net/photopost/data/500/8076CharlotteChurch_nw4_001-m ed.jpg
http://www.charlottechurch.com/gallery/732520115.jpg
http://www.charlottechurch.com/gallery/69327548.jpg
http://www.charlottechurch.com/gallery/1373197563.jpg
http://www.charlottechurch.com/gallery/1572807982.jpg

And NSFW:
http://www.ratatak.com/pics/CharlotteChurch.jpg

PerilousApricot: They're fun to look at, but playing with them is like squeezing a trashbag with some water in it.

Even you have to admit that there is one sex act for which only large breasts will do.

HA HA! I'M MAKING JOKE ABOUT STUDYING BREASTS!

tzzooma
My how she has changed:

Into a whore?

When I read about breasts objectified in these posts, read (and reread, and reread)comments of how breasts sway back and forth while a loved one swims backstroke - first they go to one side, then to the other side, etc etc. Or how the huge, sand dollar sized crowners ripple up like a mountain lake touched with a breeze when the air hits them. When I read these metaphors, each more electrifying than the previous one, I feel respect for our vice president.

The Cabbit: [IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a257/TheCabbit/boobzsm.gif[/IMG]

LOL, we don't use BBCode here. Normal HTML will do.

we_hates: Even you have to admit that there is one sex act for which only large breasts will do.

The thing where she holds you down and slaps you in the face with them, shouting "How do you like them now, asshole"?

if you've got your boobs jacked up in a corset like that, yah they'll bounce around. they're probably not so much in the corset as mostly laying on top of it.

i don't think anything less than duct taping my girls down would make them stay in place. i just ask for something where if i'm working out i can look at myself in the mirror and not think 'dang it looks like i'm going to choke myself'.

/has given up on finding a swimsuit top
//never asked for 34DD

No Such Agency: The thing where she holds you down and slaps you in the face with them, shouting "How do you like them now, asshole"?

How did you know?

kozminnk: never asked for 34DD

That's one thing we don't have in common.

kozminnk:
//never asked for 34DD

Quick, everyone look at kozminnk's profile!

looked at my own profile

...still not interesting

The above site with videos of Manuela Arcuri is submitted to demonstrate her perfection as a test subject and since I came up with the idea I'm the perfect tester (with perfect testes). NSFW

And all this time I have been funding my own research. One dollar at a time.

http://www.bus2000.it/back.html

The above site with videos of Manuela Arcuri is submitted to demonstrate her perfection as a test subject and since I came up with the idea I'm the perfect tester (with perfect testes). NSFW

Speaking of boobies...how come there have not been any boobies green lighted for a couple of weeks...

Benvenutti.

squrrelco3:

Speaking of boobies...how come there have not been any boobies green lighted for a couple of weeks...

that what total fark is for...speaking of which...*goes off to find five bucks*

lixivium

Yup, pretty sure Tecmo and Namco have done all the work already.

jordan_lund: Those farkers only made SC3 for the crappy PS2. No xbox version will be made, apparently.

/soul calibur fanatic
//FARK YOU NAMCO

Honestly, the only thing going through my mind right now is how this would be the perfect thesis topic. It's unglamorous enough that I don't have to worry about someone scooping me, but unique enough that people won't forget that I did it. The motion is complicated enough that they would still give me my PhD, but easy enough that I could solve it in six years. It's a biophysics project, so there is a ton of grant money available, but the experiemental materials are cheap and readily available. This article clear shows that there would be a place for me in industry after I graduated. If I just hired some straight, female undergrad to do all the measurements, the ethics board wouldn't be able to hold anything against me.

I think I have clearly shown that a) this is the perfect thesis paper and b) I need to get out of grad school.

Breasts move the western world.

From the Discover article:

"A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 poundsthe equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys."

Quite the mental picture....

bobbette: Help me scientists, you're my only hope!

once we have the Equations of Motion we'll have the problem licked (so to speak). the EoM describe exactly how the subjects respond to impulses - the amplitudes, harmonics, and time dependence for all possible frequency modes are calculable. the three subfields break out roughly as follows.

siliconists. for the systems studied here, the various spring constants are such that only very high amplitude impulses cause a measurable response. the systems are typically characterized by a very large spring constant and a shorr hardness around 80.

salinists are a relatively new offshoot of the siliconists, caused by very new experimental results indicating very slightly smaller spring constants and an shorr hardness around 70. other aspects relating the siliconist and salinist research areas involve the fact that the system geometry is quite consistent across test subjects, and the
systems are in general, very large.

naturalists are, by far, in the most difficult situation. here the spring constants and system geometry vary widely across test subjects. modern theoretical models in this area of breast physics are hugely CPU intensive, as the calculations must go to 7th or 8th order in the perturbation theory.

the best way you can contrubute to this exciting new field is, surprisingly, not through your tax dollars.

we need to collect more data. ladies please volunteer your system for study. the exam takes only about an hour and is completely painless. some will receive monetary compensation. please call now

there's really no way to make a really comfortable bra in my opinion. you're in essence putting the ladies into bondage to keep them under control. it goes without saying that it's not going to be the most comfortable thing in the world, especially when you've got quite a bit to control.

These scientists get my funding. Being a 32DD who's still growing (and growing rather quickly now that I'm pregnant - eep!) its hard to find a decent bra for less than $60. When I worked at a lingerie shop, we would measure people for bras, and women's eyes would pop out of their head when we would tell them that they were a 32JJ. When it gets to that point, you don't need a bra, you need a wheelbarrow.

And kozminnk, they sell bathing suit tops with underwires that are specially made for us larger busted girls. You just have to look for them.

This profile is useless without pics.

Zaladreyn

yah i know, they're made for woman who are 50 and have sagging boobs. no thanks.

i dread the days when i'm pregnant. my mom always said when she had me (and she was just as big as me now before getting preggers) her boobs got so big that when she laid down they were in her armpits. when i was born she didn't have to hold me to breast feed, she just laid me on her lap.

tzzoooma: It's Charlotte Church.
My how she has changed:

I've heard that audiences with His Holiness, The Pope, will do things like that to you. I wonder how many trips to the Vatican it took to get her into that outfit?

Zaladreyn:

When I worked at a lingerie shop, we would measure people for bras, and women's eyes would pop out of their head when we would tell them that they were a 32JJ.

Holy GOD, they make JJ!?

I'm dating a girl with a B cup and those are more than enough for me.

Wow.