I already used that joke

Not funny this time, either.

I hope the tour brings 'em to Philly. I saw them on the "Diana Tribute Tour" and they rocked.
\FREEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIRD!

"This is Diana country," said Lisa Stewart, a member of a small Di-hard band of devotees called the Diana Circle U.S. "We love Diana still."

Necrophile.

I hear the Bluegrass country is lovely.

Is it too early in the thread to post an O RLY pic?

/Just askin'

I submitted this with a less funny headline...

shut up about Princess Di. She's dead, OK? Charles was in love with Camilla long before his mother forced him to marry that psycho.

And I think Camilla has had some work done to her face. She looks great.

/why do I care?

Hey Camilla, why the long face?



Obligatory

Ha ha! Because she looks like a horse!

Oh, oh, oh...

and British have bad teeth.

Whew! got that in because someone forgot it.

Funny headline submitter. However, I've never gotten the whole horse face thing. Sorry, I just don't see it.

I'm afraid I don't understand the headline. After the White House, the submitter listed a series of racehorse tra.....

...oh, snap!

See, it's funny because she looks like a horse.

Go right to the source and ask the horse...

You know, for someone who's almost sixty, she looks like she's taken care of herself.

Submitted with almost the same headline, but shorter.

Wow, it must cost a fortune to ship a horse across the Atlantic.

damageddude

You mentioned Aqueduct, so I just had to see where you were from, and lo and behold, you're from HB. Same here. Are you any relation to Josh Oliver?

/1 Seat on the Aisle please.

Why such the long face Camilla? You should be celebrating the trans-Atlantic ties!

d'art

You know, for someone who's almost sixty, she looks like she's taken care of herself.

??? What ???

She looks like a worn out, haggard, transvestite prostitute.

I hope Camilla remembers to give her brother a call while she's in the U.S.



//he's the good looking one of the family

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a HORSE on the public highway."

Yeah, get over it.

She's older than your mom. So go lead your mom out to the track instead.

Have they met the Bushs before? I always worry a little when a world leader sits down with 'W'. I can just imagine him asking something like; "So, is it true you call cigarettes 'fags' in England?" Then he would start giggling

PC LOAD LETTER...In part because Charles & Camilla had a long-standing relationship long before Diana was in the picture. Charles had to marry someone suitable. Someone who hadn't been divorced, didn't have a "past", someone who could bear him "heirs to the throne". Charles was seeing Camilla even when she was married to her first husband, kept on seeing her after her divorce, and there are strong indications he was seeing her during his marriage to Diana.

PSA

Chlamydia is the most frequently reported bacterial sexually transmitted disease in the United States. In 2002, 834,555 chlamydial infections were reported to CDC from 50 states and the District of Columbia. Under-reporting is substantial because most people with chlamydia are not aware of their infections and do not seek testing. Also, testing is not often done if patients are treated for their symptoms. An estimated 2.8 million Americans are infected with chlamydia each year. Women are frequently re-infected if their sex partners are not treated.

/and he's bringing it with him

Let me fix the headline:

Tampon want-to-be and transvestite hooker visit America. No one cares.

Prince Charles, his wife and a wardrobe full of dresses took off for the United States

He's a cross dresser? Oh wait, he's British. Of course, he is.

Bush's refusal to sign the Kyoto accord on greenhouse gas emissions has angered many environmentalists.

Should we also include, "Many people oppose the Iraqi invasion," "It is believed by many that Bush abused cocaine," or "Bush is not expected to serve pretzels?"

This is because people have said she looks like a horse.

headline adjustment---

big ears and horse face visit the US... In other news....Camilla diagnosed with bird flu..

/one ticket to british jail please.

C'mon, peoples, she's not that bad. She's not Diana, but have you taken a good look at Charles lately?

ha! a horse joke!

genius!

Where is this Belmont, anyway?

Manic,

Who the hell is that?!?!?!?