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(vBloke)   Chicks, bitches, and totally nutcases: a photographic gallery of women I have known   ( divider line
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2002-05-04 02:58:22 AM  
Well, this reminds me of some of the psychos I dated
(or tried to date me) in college. This guys got some balls! I just remember these words of wisdom spoken by my roommate after we had to get a restraing order on one of the more unstable of these women:
"My friend, just remember that all women are fat on the inside".
2002-05-04 02:59:37 AM  
Sounds like he's reading for Jack Nicholson's part in "Carnal Knowledge". The slide show scene. Mean spirited and vindictive.
2002-05-04 03:07:59 AM  
Oh that we could all post pics and psycoanalysis of all our past lovers. I'm jealous and wish I had the balls to do it, cause, man, I dated some extremely crazed individuals. But the three craziest girls I ever dated are all attorneys now, so I guess I'll just have to live vicariously through this guy...
2002-05-04 03:15:03 AM  
Goddamn, this guy dates fat ugly crazy chicks with kids and mental disorders and wonders where the problems come from. Gotta say it makes me feel better about the girls i've dated, and makes me appreciate my current gf even more.
2002-05-04 03:27:47 AM  
jesus christ that guy has no farking standards at all
2002-05-04 03:42:36 AM  
It is a widely held opinion in psychology that we only attract and are attracted to people who are at our same level of sanity or close to it and also at our same level of maturity and development. In other words, this guy is no poster child for sanity either.
2002-05-04 03:44:34 AM  
Teh funnay! But then again all men and women have problems, it's just the degree of problems you have/want to deal with.
2002-05-04 03:46:04 AM  
this is wrong on so many levels.
I want the last two minutes of my life back.
2002-05-04 03:51:59 AM  
I vote that we make Doofus the all female spokeswoman.
2002-05-04 04:43:11 AM  
I hope this guy is a poet or songwriter, because he has a hell of a lot of song material.

It wouldn't hurt him to try to, you know, not screw anyone who let him. Standards are good.
2002-05-04 04:44:54 AM  
Lempus: It is a widely held in opinion...

It is also widely held in opinion that people that go into psychology as a major, are only looking for help with their own unstable mental problems.
2002-05-04 05:40:58 AM  
Viva le Carrot!
2002-05-04 06:22:45 AM  
Check out the rest of the site, especially the alt.tasteless posting on the straw that broke the camel's back: "Memories of Sue". This guy is a total bastard, but in a way I don't blame him.
2002-05-04 06:30:36 AM  
"I never farked a 10, but one night, I farked 5 2s"...or something to that effect-George Carlin

This guy's photo-journal to date.

Hell, at the point where all the women you date seem to have the common link of horrible past relationships and/or any form of psychosis, maybe you should be asking yourself what the hell attracted you to the women in the first place.

At least you're consistent, bright light.
2002-05-04 07:01:50 AM  
Maybe this guy would date my single parent, overweight, neurologically unstable sister? You know what they say..."For every nut there's a bolt." or something like that.
2002-05-04 07:04:41 AM  
Totally tasteless and respectless towards the people he publically insults on the internet for the world to see. Invading privacy to boot. Oh I'm sure this loser guy is just plain "perfect" himself.

Probably likes to dress up privatly as a little baby girl himself licking a large lollypop dressed in a pretty pink dress and diapers looking for a "mommy"-figure. Probably all this normal girls told him to piss off and now he's ticked at them and tells the world "they will never find anyone else."

Just because he's so "perfect." What a total asshole, I'd love to kick his teeth in with my boots.
2002-05-04 07:17:53 AM  
a good wank? i think this alone shows how farked up this guy is.
2002-05-04 07:34:20 AM  
He's more pathetic then any of the woman in his life will ever be. He also brags on his site how he supposedly was the one to broke up with him.

I doubt even if half of the girls he mentioned he had an actual relationship with or just a crush. Or if it was all just in his mind.

Note also the odd different sizes the pictures have. If he actually scanned them all himself they would have looked much more alike. Do a good search on the internet and maybe even find the pictures on other peoples sites.
2002-05-04 07:35:49 AM  
him in the end of the first sentence above is supposed to be them. Sorry.
2002-05-04 07:40:08 AM  
Anyone could make a fake site like that in 15 minutes. I don't believe it. It's still funnier than shiat, though.
2002-05-04 08:05:00 AM  
Fork, bitter much? What happened and who did it? I figure there's some kind of story there to provoke such a...passionate response.
2002-05-04 08:18:25 AM  
Those are about the sloppiest broads I have ever seen in ONE collection.
2002-05-04 08:47:15 AM  
This L*O*S*E*R claims these women suffer from mental illness, eating disorders, and low self esteem. He attracted them, and he got pics from them, whats that say about him? As far as the attractivness of these women goes, why it is that a lot of men feel free to comment on a womens apprearence when they themselves are nothing to write home about? In that top picture, he looked like an effeminate man to me.
2002-05-04 08:52:58 AM  
and i thought my ex was wacko...she was a nice,somewhat normal gal(although no sex,she wanted to be pure for marriage although somehow oral sex was ok:) when on her meds(bad chem imbalance,and bi bolar manic/depressive)when her friends at the "christian" collage told her to trust jesus and stop taking her meds she turned into a hyper sexual self loathing phycho. she practicaly raped me one night then as soon as she came, told me unmarried sex was "EVIL"and now that my seed was in her and we needed to be wed to save our souls.she stalked and occasionaly farked me(trying to convince me to get maried),hey the wierdness was worth the all the sex. when she went to school I moved and changed my number.
2002-05-04 08:56:56 AM  
After a second glance....

Come on, this is a bitter gay man, who can't come out and hates the women he is forced to keep up "appearences" with. That has to be it!
2002-05-04 08:57:26 AM  
KITTEN2 That just begs for a response. :o)

Here goes: Let's begin with a broad generalization; many, if not most women, have an inferiority complex (sympathy ploy or real=irrelevant) about their looks, especially around the ones they do (or profess to) love/care about/etc. Men, if we aren't dicks (perhaps a small percentage of us), are more than happy to oblige women in feeling better about themselves, despite the thin ice we must walk on to do so. Often enough it still bites us in the ass, no matter what we say. People won't be in love with someone they don't find attractive (perhaps it's just the money or the power...whatever). Fact of life. However, once out of love, or if never in love, in order to make up for that seemingly gross inequity, many of us feel it is fair game to criticize women for being fugly behind their backs. It just takes some farktard like this to blow the cover off the whole scheme and post it where the targets...I mean, opposite sex...can see and spoil it for the rest of us.

Hope that clears everything up.

Dan Savage-wannabe
2002-05-04 09:07:17 AM  
I just went and checked out some of this guys site.
After reading this, I have to say, this guy is a huge farking asshole.
I also have to say, I laughed at a lot of it.
So, my question is this, compared to him, how big of an asshole I'm I (and anyone else who finds this funny)?
2002-05-04 09:20:34 AM  
I think he is more disturbed than the women he knows. What a loser.
2002-05-04 09:25:42 AM  
Curses, foiled again by another wittily photoshoped image. You've got us all now, Mme. Mersault.
2002-05-04 09:35:10 AM  
Lempus: Uh, that would be Lepus as in Latin for rabbit.

It is also widely held in opinion that people that go into psychology as a major, are only looking for help with their own unstable mental problems.

Some, not all. I dated a clinical psychology professor who had more neuroses than you could count. Some are nuts and it would seem that they only went into it to solve their own problems. Unfortunately, it doesn't work. There are psychology majors who just generally want to help others or find it fascinating. As for what I said about "like attracting like" or people seeking out relationships with others on the same level of sanity that they are, there is actual research to support that theory. I don't think there is any research to support your theory except the anecdotal which means nothing. And how many mental problems are stable???
2002-05-04 09:59:02 AM  
I think Mme. Mersault hit it on the head.
There is a guy that does something like this only better.
His name is Cliff Yablonski
2002-05-04 10:08:46 AM  
This guy is going to become one of those old guys who sits on their porch all day telling any one who'll listen how crappy they (the person listening) are, in till he dies and people find him a month later, half eaten by his own pets.
2002-05-04 10:10:34 AM  
Lepus, then there are the guys who go into psychology because they heard it's easy and they can still live off their parents money.
2002-05-04 10:12:04 AM  
Funny how a guy that psychoanalyses all these chicks down to the very last detail lacks the self-awareness and self-reflection ability to question how and why he ends up with these psychos. Maybe it's because he's just as sick as the women he dates.
2002-05-04 10:17:35 AM  
Maybe I'm missing something, but isn't it a little weird that all the women are on his damn boat?

"Honey, let's go out onto the deck and I'll take a picture of you."

"Because you love me so much?"

"Because when we break up I'm going to post it on the internet with humorous but scathing commentary that reflects as badly upon you as it does me!"


Nice and accurate picture, Mme . And incidentally, the site is pretty funny...but he's not a hero. He's just a dumb guy who dated dumb women.
2002-05-04 10:20:42 AM  
Very nice Mme.Mersault, very nice indeed.
2002-05-04 10:34:46 AM  
Dude likes em healthy
2002-05-04 10:35:36 AM  
Come on, where's the "Dumbass" tag? Total white trash. I particularly like his cream-colored 70's Corvette. Niiiiiiice.
2002-05-04 10:36:46 AM  
I assume that the fist pic was him and his family. If those are the things he thinks of his early female role models it will never matter if he finds a sane chick he will never ever see her that way. This man deserves a sad tag.
2002-05-04 10:44:36 AM  
Lepus, then there are the guys who go into psychology because they heard it's easy and they can still live off their parents money.

I think that can be said of most majors except the hard sciences. Then you have the kids who are only getting business degrees so they can work in their father's companies. Me? I majored in art because I volunteered for soup kitchens a lot and decided I liked the I figured when I am forced to eat there it won't be so bad.
Another thing...I thought guys gravitated towards psychology because that is where the women are?
2002-05-04 10:45:45 AM  
Looks like he lives in Miami... he should probably join the boys on The Bang Bus.
2002-05-04 10:59:04 AM  
Just a minor technical point regarding the use of the term "sanity", which is not a medical term (or psychological) but a legal term.
A person is "insane" when they cannot differentiate between good and bad actions, thus rendering them incapable of forming the necessary mental state to commit a crime. See the McNaughton Test.
While a court may rely upon expert medical evidence in determining the question, the condition of being either sane or insane is strictly a legal matter.
People might well seek partners who have similar, or complimentary neurosis...I don't know about that. I think we're all farking nuts, so I don't spend much time hoping to meet stable folks.
The creator of this website, far from offending with content, seems intent on offending simply by being irredeemably rude.
Waste of farking space.
2002-05-04 11:29:36 AM  
This man needs help most likely he has a psychological disorder where he dates and has sex with awful women. I call it the Alcohol Comsumption disorder. Drinking too many alcohloic beverages such as whisky, beer or a bottle of Jack Daniel's, can lead to slurrred speeeeh and los of motor controlll. I sugguestt thattyou give me that bottle of Jackk and have a cup of Joe.

I need to know how could the guy no stop for crying out loud. What a total moron!
2002-05-04 12:32:00 PM  
This guy has an acidic writing style. Great site,
2002-05-04 12:36:13 PM  
FlamingMoe: Funny how a guy that psychoanalyses all these chicks down to the very last detail lacks the self-awareness and self-reflection ability to question how and why he ends up with these psychos. Maybe it's because he's just as sick as the women he dates.

That's my impression too. In my case, it's the pot calling the kettle black...since I identify with him somewhat, I'm wondering if this isn't a first step toward analyzing himself & figuring out what he's doing wrong. I question doing it on the Internet, but you have to admit it would probably work in the long run.

You know what's interesting about this? When a guy admits, in a round-about way, that he tends to link up with these kinds of women, it's enigmatic and strange; on a subconscious level, we expect it from a woman. It's like spousal abuse in a way. We think at first it's one sided (men beating up women, women linking up with psycho men) and then when you look into the details, you find men refuse to admit that it happens to them, and when you take this into account you find out it happens on both sides.

Overall, looks like he had an o.k. time. Some of the nuttiest ones appear to be the best looking.
2002-05-04 12:50:23 PM  
This would be funny in a movie or on TV. Seeing as most American's live life like a bad sit-com I guess it could be labeled funny in that shared hallucination we all like to refer to as reality.

Of course, if someone was spreading YOUR business all over the internet, you might see the world a little differently, but I don't expect anyone to admit to that.

2002-05-04 01:20:50 PM  
Um... who exactly is supposed to be the "hero" here? Him, for having lousy taste in women (if we believe his side of the story here, looks notwithstanding)? Him, for disrespecting and insulting women nice enough to give him their time and some poontang? Him, for being a gossipy, untrustworthy dick?

Or them, for putting up with someone who is obviously a complete asshole and living to tell about it?
2002-05-04 01:21:41 PM  
Hoopyfrood---where did your girl go to college--I'm a victim of Christian college myself.
2002-05-04 01:44:36 PM  
Mmmmmm...bitter. It tastes like burning...

Dang. This makes the whole UMASS Polyamory article debacle a few years ago seem like peanuts. Fella got out of a polymorous relationship--kicked to the curb like a urine soaked ciggy actually--and then posted a screed on polyamory and didn't change any names, and blamed every single human being on the planet but himself for not seeing where it would go. Worst part--I knew the fella, and the folks involved. His partners got calls from friends found the site by accident.

My divorce and the details that have led up to it are pretty sordid--very Rikki Lake when it boils down--but I got no desire to share all that dirty laundry with the Internet community. This is one bitter, bitter, self-loathing bugger who has only a few less issues than National Geographic... with a thing for foreign nationals, low standards, and a dinky boat.
2002-05-04 01:49:33 PM  
Doesn't sound like he learns from his mistakes. It says something about him, too, that this is all he ever ends up with...
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