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(Some Guy)   Scientists merge microbe and machine to create a 'celborg' bacteria that can sense humidity. I, for one, welcome our new, and tiny overlords   (unexplained-mysteries.com) divider line 53
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2005-10-30 09:59:07 PM
we can repair him, we have the technology
 
2005-10-30 10:01:11 PM
Maybe they can invade the headline and remove the unnecessary comma.
 
2005-10-30 10:11:06 PM
Resistance is, of course, still futile.
 
2005-10-30 10:32:06 PM
Now that's intelligent design.
 
2005-10-30 10:33:31 PM
I prefer "boteria".
 
2005-10-30 10:33:47 PM
they also created the speilborg, which can find good movies.
 
2005-10-30 10:35:04 PM
where did the "i for one" cliche come from, is it from that radio show in GTA vice city? or did that come from somewhere else first?
 
2005-10-30 10:36:34 PM
Churchill2004: where did the "i for one" cliche come from, is it from that radio show in GTA vice city? or did that come from somewhere else first?


You fail at Simpson's trivia.
 
2005-10-30 10:37:19 PM
get over it and tell me

/it was here before i got here
 
2005-10-30 10:37:27 PM


You know, I think it's a little humid in here.

/didn't RTFA
 
2005-10-30 10:38:27 PM
I read nanorod as "Nanoroid"
 
2005-10-30 10:38:36 PM
Farked!
 
2005-10-30 10:41:33 PM
Huzzah! A victory for technology and science.

/someone will decry it as being wrong and against the will of their god of choice within a week
 
2005-10-30 10:42:08 PM
unfarked
 
2005-10-30 10:42:09 PM
Abagadro: Maybe they can invade the headline and remove the unnecessary comma.


If you are bent on being an asshat gammar and punctuation Nazi, you should also be troubled with the improper use of the plural bateria.
 
2005-10-30 10:43:53 PM
Link to original article (pops) if this gets farked again. Pretty cool stuff.
 
2005-10-30 10:45:30 PM
bacteria... is there anything it can't do?
 
2005-10-30 10:45:59 PM
bateria?

/snicker
 
2005-10-30 10:46:50 PM


Unavailable for comment.

/hopes he doesn't get flammed for poking fun at Saint Wil.
 
2005-10-30 10:47:26 PM


Nanoprobes. What could go wrong???
 
j z
2005-10-30 10:50:09 PM
,
 
2005-10-30 10:50:41 PM


/mmm ... Borg moistness, er humidity
 
2005-10-30 10:52:08 PM


/Plankton
//not bacteria
 
2005-10-30 10:54:43 PM
The Power of Microbe.....Microbe Machines!!!

/im hilarious
//didn't RTFA
///slashing is fun
 
2005-10-30 10:56:39 PM
"Maybe they can invade the headline and remove the unnecessary comma."

Or add one, to give emphasis to the "and tiny".

"you should also be troubled with the improper use of the plural bateria."

Bacterium for the win.
 
2005-10-30 10:57:48 PM
that was much less interesting that i had hoped for.
\
 
2005-10-30 11:07:48 PM
i'll take the penis mightier for $1000, alex
 
2005-10-30 11:13:05 PM
get over it and tell me

/it was here before i got here



You fail at Simpsons trivia AGAIN.

/on the same question
//after he gave you the answer
 
2005-10-30 11:22:28 PM
oh...Simpsons!

/lay off it's 2:00 AM where I am. insomnia sucks etc, etc.
 
2005-10-30 11:28:00 PM
Resistance is futile.
 
2005-10-30 11:28:03 PM
this can only end well....
 
2005-10-30 11:28:38 PM
:< bastards were selfish with their image....
 
2005-10-30 11:32:09 PM
It even works even when its biological parts are long dead.

They're killing things in the name of science!

Won't somebody please think of the Christians!?
 
2005-10-30 11:33:17 PM
It only uses a tiny part of the bacterium, and it doesn't matter if the bacterium is alive or dead. Cool, yes, but not a cyborg.

/disappointed
 
2005-10-30 11:35:10 PM
The cellborg becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th,2007. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

It fights back.

And gives someone a nasty, nasty cold.

/T3 sucked.
//But glad that someone finally got the cojones and let the shiat hit the fan.
 
2005-10-30 11:41:12 PM
kzzzzt! Ouch! Ok ok, I'll get back to work...

"It is mildly humid"

There, now quit zappin me with that thing.
 
2005-10-30 11:43:32 PM
Gold plated bacteria?

Please, MTV, pimp my infection!
 
2005-10-30 11:43:42 PM
Congratulations, your use of 10-year old catchphrases is exemplary.
 
2005-10-30 11:44:46 PM
I missed that cliche.
 
2005-10-31 12:00:15 AM
The whole overlords thing is killing me. Get over it, everyone. It's stupid.
 
2005-10-31 12:01:07 AM
justdweezil: The whole overlords thing is killing me. Get over it, everyone. It's stupid.


You need to watch more Simpsons!
 
2005-10-31 12:02:15 AM
Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity?

(Is quoting that ironic?)
 
2005-10-31 12:02:29 AM
I, for one, welcome the return of this cliche.
 
2005-10-31 12:13:47 AM
The search for Sarah Connor surrenders

/bad kittything, no biscuit
 
2005-10-31 12:16:32 AM
2005-10-31 12:01:07 AM crazy_gaijin
You need to watch more Simpsons!


That episode ran 11 years ago. Let go of the past, people.
 
2005-10-31 12:35:49 AM
cokemonkey


2005-10-31 12:01:07 AM crazy_gaijin
You need to watch more Simpsons!

That episode ran 11 years ago. Let go of the past, people.


Well lets see the simpsons are on 3 or 4 times a day most places 5 days a week and 3 more over the weekend. That makes 18 shows aired per week on average. If they dont touch the last 5 or so seasons or only dip lightly into them you still have 6 or 7 quality hrs of tv every week.

/Seen most of em 20 or more times
//Prolly watch them another 20
///Looks around sheepishly
////Like you were doing anything better with your life
 
2005-10-31 01:00:51 AM


/yea, I got nuthin
 
2005-10-31 01:41:50 AM
cokemonkey

>2005-10-31 12:01:07 AM crazy_gaijin
>You need to watch more Simpsons!

That episode ran 11 years ago. Let go of the past, people.



Correction. That episode *first* ran 11 years ago. I'm pretty sure I've seen it again at least twice in the last 3 years.
 
2005-10-31 01:54:24 AM
Fark headline submitted with another stupid overused cliche, film at 11
 
2005-10-31 02:04:25 AM
People unable to ignore something that is apparently uninteresting to them, film at 11.
 
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