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(3Yen)   Sesame Street takes to Tokyo subway to remind riders to fold their newspapers and tentacle porn so as not to be rude   (everyday.3yen.com) divider line 40
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2005-10-30 02:40:42 PM  
How many tentacles can we put in beautiful Susan?

Oooooone

Twoooooo

Threeee

Three tentacles, ha ha ha

Remember kids. Counting can be fun.
 
2005-10-30 02:52:55 PM  
Unnatural tentacle porn chicks - as opposed to, natural tentacle porn? Gotta love those unnatural tentacles.

/stolen, but i can't remember who originally wrote it
 
2005-10-30 04:16:24 PM  
Muppets! That's what this NSFW link needed!
 
2005-10-30 05:00:42 PM  
rofl @ the other
 
2005-10-30 05:55:15 PM  
Japan trifecta complete.
 
2005-10-30 05:56:52 PM  
There's an error.. the paper in the ad isn't half spanish
//pissed sesame street is now 1/2 "learn spanish" show
///remembers when bert and ernie weren't considered gay
///ok i'll stop ranting
////i love hentai
 
2005-10-30 06:05:25 PM  
headline is almost written in Engrish

/it has not read the article farking
 
2005-10-30 06:05:36 PM  
 
2005-10-30 06:09:49 PM  
TheOther
WTF? hahahahaha
 
2005-10-30 06:15:02 PM  
OMG TENTACLE WAPE!!!1 LOL ^_^; <.< o.O !!! XD
 
2005-10-30 06:16:22 PM  
Today's episode is brought to you by The letter H.
 
2005-10-30 06:21:22 PM  
 
2005-10-30 06:21:45 PM  
Tentacle porn?

 
2005-10-30 06:28:27 PM  
"Somebody say tentacle porn?"
 
2005-10-30 06:29:03 PM  
That's a good question. Is it legal in most places to plop down with a playboy and start reading? Like a library, baseball game, or mcdonalds?
 
2005-10-30 06:29:55 PM  
CraicBaby: Tentacle porn?

Where the hell do I get one of those?

/purely for the collectable value
//yeah right
 
2005-10-30 06:31:29 PM  
2005-10-30 06:21:45 PM CraicBaby [TotalFark]

Tentacle porn?


Well now I know who to license to make GGC action figures.
 
2005-10-30 06:33:43 PM  
The Other

!!

/ That was ... - ... that was ...
 
2005-10-30 06:38:21 PM  
CraicBaby:

Wow, now there's an action figure.

Just for fun, I ran the headline through JAtlas 11 from English to Japanese, and back to English. Now here's the real engrish translation:

To make the rider recall that it folds their newspaper and tentacle pornography so as not to become impolite, the Sesame street is started in the Tokyo subway.
 
2005-10-30 07:32:21 PM  
Go find the Sensimilla Street mp3, it's funny.

/too lazy to find it myself
//have it on my computer but don't know of any mp3 hosts
///might have spelled sensimilla wrong
////spend more time typing slashes than the actual post
 
2005-10-30 07:43:39 PM  
I wonder what you guys would say if there were some Japanse site analogous to Fark, where everyone headline concerning the US would contain some 'humorous' reference to how everyone here is incredibly obese or badly dressed.

/Just curious.
 
2005-10-30 07:53:22 PM  
Ghastly: Well now I know who to license to make GGC action figures.

I want a Drunk & Bitter Jesus figure with super beer grip action!
 
2005-10-30 07:55:42 PM  
octo: I wonder what you guys would say if there were some Japanse site analogous to Fark, where everyone headline concerning the US would contain some 'humorous' reference to how everyone here is incredibly obese or badly dressed.

I think it would be the same as regular Fark.

/cue 'Star Wars Kid'
 
2005-10-30 07:56:32 PM  
octo:

I'd probably say, "hmm, this website has characters that don't display properly for me."
 
2005-10-30 07:57:45 PM  
From that site given from TheOther, I found this..

http://d.web.umkc.edu/das920/chicks.html (NSFW ADS - pops)

look familiar?
 
2005-10-30 08:15:40 PM  
Any of you actually been on a Japanese train? There are actually men standing or sitting in a car full of people, just outright reading these animated porn magazines. Most of them are in their 30s to 50s. It's not like they're spanking it right on the train, they're just reading it to pass the time. It's really weird.

In fact, that's the new tagline for Japan. Japan - it's really weird.
 
j z
2005-10-30 08:15:53 PM  
Speaking of Sesame Street, I was in Chicago last night and these 4 guys came into a strip club dressed as Elmo, Oscar, Bert and Ernie. Elmo waving a dollar bill while a stripper gyrated in his face was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Damn me for not having a camera.
 
2005-10-30 08:19:39 PM  
I wonder what Japanese folks think at first if they happen to see the logo for the History Channel.

/Tentacle Network?
 
2005-10-30 08:19:41 PM  


candiru.fish: Where the hell do I get one of those?

Here, except that it appears to be out of stock.
 
2005-10-30 08:20:55 PM  
The Internet is for porn!!


Hosted by Kazimages - Get Your Dedicated Hosting Here
 
2005-10-30 08:56:57 PM  
Somebody post a picture of Ben Stern already.

/deep oedipal image if you look hard enough.
//meaning not that hard at all
///it's Fark
 
2005-10-30 09:08:54 PM  


Dr. Fred lacked vision!
 
2005-10-30 09:32:17 PM  
 
2005-10-30 09:53:14 PM  
 
2005-10-30 10:19:13 PM  
joe_bruin

There are actually men standing or sitting in a car full of people, just outright reading these animated porn magazines

You can get animated magazines in Japan!? Wow, they really are light years ahead of us. I bet they have holographic TVs, too.

.. except I've never seen either, and I live here.
 
2005-10-31 12:53:56 AM  
lindseyp

You should really try to take zee subway...

Lots of short skirted schoolgirl, lots of salarymen 'reading' badly drawn hentai mangas... I don't know if they read a real book in their whole life...

Can't blame you, I also prefer the bus...
 
2005-10-31 02:06:11 AM  
 
2005-10-31 02:43:21 AM  
Mad_Flyer

You should really try to take zee subway...


I think you (and Joe_bruin) should look up the word "Animated" in the dictionary.

For the record. Those same salarymen are probably reading the Nikkei Financial on the way *to* work, it's only on the way back they wind down with cartoon porn.

Let it be noted that I hate taking the tube, preferring to nip round on a 100cc scooter. (no pun intended) when possible.

Let it also be noted that I hate the bus even more and will not ride one unless absolutely unavoidable.
 
2005-10-31 05:12:21 AM  
Yeah... yeah i know... anyway it will soon change as I saw some PSP UMD porn movies yesterday at the local Dancing Bear videoshop...

Drunk salarymen now got an excuse to carry a PSP...
 
MrJ
2005-10-31 08:04:42 AM  
I also blogged about reading porn on trains in Tokyo, read it here.

With photo goodness too (pops).
 
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