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(Daily Star)   Tax officials raid homes of Bollywood stars, only slowed slightly by elaborate dance numbers by hundreds of people inside where hero and heroine appear to kiss but actually don't   (thedailystar.net) divider line 91
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2005-10-28 03:12:09 PM
haha!
 
2005-10-28 03:14:51 PM

birdy num num
 
2005-10-28 03:14:57 PM
for having watched a few, those movies really, really suck.

seems like all the roles are so sterotyped.

I'd hate to live in India, mind you, wont be long before my job goes there without me.
 
2005-10-28 03:15:00 PM
Only slowed slightly, but it still took 6 fricking hours!
 
2005-10-28 03:15:02 PM
Is it's cuz I is black?

 
2005-10-28 03:15:06 PM
kudos to the submitter
 
2005-10-28 03:18:05 PM
Has ANYONE ever actually SEEN a Bollywood movie?
 
2005-10-28 03:19:07 PM
Bollywood stars... who the hell is jackinda whitejabi?
 
2005-10-28 03:19:17 PM
That's racist!
 
2005-10-28 03:19:36 PM
Heh. Anyone else seen those BBC trailers?
 
2005-10-28 03:19:48 PM
Hot Dang!!



That is all.
 
2005-10-28 03:20:12 PM
why isn't it "bali" wood?
/the people at the dell customer service center in oklahoma sure seems to like these flicks
//thank you
///come again
 
2005-10-28 03:20:42 PM
Did the tax inspectors dodge from tree to tree on the way in?
 
2005-10-28 03:21:40 PM
There's something seriously wrong with those eyes, GarySZ
 
2005-10-28 03:23:30 PM
That girls face has to be photoshopped. She just looks, inhuman.
 
2005-10-28 03:23:57 PM
Inspectma Gadget: There's something seriously wrong with those eyes, GarySZ


You're absolutely correct... they should be looking at you.

 
2005-10-28 03:25:36 PM
Indian chicks != hot
 
2005-10-28 03:26:36 PM
Did the tax inspectors dodge from tree to tree on the way in?

I remember hearing Bollywood movies have some sort of tree fetish.

What's up with that?
 
2005-10-28 03:27:19 PM
tricycleracer: Indian chicks != hot

tricycleracer = gay
 
2005-10-28 03:27:34 PM
Awesome - this thread is going to turn into one of those "Hot Asian PIXXX" threads. Just what I need on a Friday afternoon.
 
2005-10-28 03:28:40 PM
BrotherTheodore: Has ANYONE ever actually SEEN a Bollywood movie?


Yes. They suck harder than a hooker on speed.
Also every female singer has the exact same voice.
 
2005-10-28 03:29:05 PM
Uneven eyeshadow makes the eyes look further apart. But why not have a look at the knees and notice their unsharpness.
 
2005-10-28 03:29:32 PM
most stupidest, most convoluted, most verbally meandering, most tangential, most awkwardly-written, most brain-meltingly annoying, most irritating, most lame headline EVAR!


/slashie
//scallions!
 
2005-10-28 03:30:49 PM
So long as by "Asian" you mean Indian, fine by me! :D

And am I the only one here who watches Bollywood movies?
 
2005-10-28 03:31:49 PM
Has ANYONE ever actually SEEN a Bollywood movie?

Yep, but much like porn, I've only seen the movies in 10 minute segments ... that is some prime fapping material.
 
2005-10-28 03:32:05 PM
2/3 of the way towards a Tax Evasion Trifecta!
 
2005-10-28 03:32:26 PM
tricycleracer: Indian chicks != hot


Dude, dot not feather.

those last two pictures make you look the arse.
 
2005-10-28 03:32:30 PM
GarySZOk so like American movies. Not much substance but damn nice eye candy.

I never knew I was a Bollywood fan!
 
2005-10-28 03:32:53 PM
durka durka
 
2005-10-28 03:33:03 PM
BrotherTheodore: Has ANYONE ever actually SEEN a Bollywood movie?

Yes, I've seen several. I actually like them! What's not to like? It's ENTERTAINMENT! And no, I'm not some idiot off the street. I have a BFA in Film from NYU Tisch School of the Arts.

I'd rather watch a Bollywood movie than most of the commercial "action" crap coming out of Hollywood these days.
 
2005-10-28 03:33:06 PM
Are you kidding? I love Bollywood! Mind you, a fast forward button does come in handy.

Try watching Bride & Prejudice for a very Bollywoodesque film but in English and with a non-Bollywood running time.
 
2005-10-28 03:34:18 PM
Where's Homer?

"Their clothes are different from my clothes. Hehehe. And look at them dance!!! Hehehe!"
 
2005-10-28 03:34:30 PM
There's something seriously wrong with those eyes

and skin....maybe the airbrushing was outsourched
 
2005-10-28 03:36:00 PM
Bollywood in the headline. Kollywood in the story. I'm confused. Oh well, as long there's boobs in the thread, I'm cool with that. But that chick's head is way too big, gotta be a 'shop job. That's cool, the rest of her works. And on that happy note, I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball. And the Leppard boys sing: Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get FARKED!
 
2005-10-28 03:37:17 PM
I saw my first Bollywood a few weeks ago -- a firm called Dil Chahta Hai. I loved it. It was funny and sweet and well-made, and only three hours long. The only problem is that two of the main character looked very similar to my untrained western eyes. I ended up nicknaming them "soul patch" and "sideburns" to tell them apart.
 
2005-10-28 03:37:39 PM
Has ANYONE ever actually SEEN a Bollywood movie?

Yep...there's an Indian restaurant here in town that has "Bollywood Night" on Friday evenings. Come for the Indian buffet and watch the best that Bollywood has to offer.

/Bollywood flicks are easier to take with a few cold Kingfishers
//Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!
 
2005-10-28 03:37:41 PM
Actually, the 3 hour Bollywood marathons are quite fun. Perfect material for MST3K comments and the kids can join is as nothing to offend anyone...

The older the movies are, the better. You can just rent'em at the local Indian/Pakistani food store.

/More fun than most stuff you pay $7 per person to see....
 
2005-10-28 03:38:05 PM
I'm waiting for Indian Fight Club

If this is your first night at Indian Fight Club, you have to dance.
 
2005-10-28 03:38:28 PM
tricycleracer != straight

 
2005-10-28 03:39:17 PM
I know absolutlely squat about Bollywood - all I know is that I saw the girl I posted above in a flick on a plane once... didn't watch the movie long enough to even catch what it was called (maybe it was "Bride and Predjudice?") - all I knew was that she was hot... and sure enough, she was the first chick that popped up under a GIS for "Bollywood."

So there you go. And there I go... looking for more hot pics of her...
 
2005-10-28 03:39:48 PM
Piling on.

 
2005-10-28 03:40:46 PM
Is it too late to post pictures of Aishwarya Rai? I have a former co-worker from India to blame for my knowledge of her...





 
2005-10-28 03:41:28 PM
...ooh, I also know that the last time I was in London and was eating out at an Indian place just outside of Picadilly, they had this plasma screen showing nothing but Indian music videos... and, hot dang, all them girls were HOT. Certainly was a shock to my sheltered American perception of what Indian women were supposed to look like...

Anyone got any other names that'd turn up nice GIS results?
 
2005-10-28 03:43:53 PM
What makes my post funnier is I got to this article with 1 comment on it, wrote my comment, and starting hunting for a few good pics, knowing full well what I'd see by the time I was ready to post.

/I'm a prophet, I tell ya
//She's damned gorgeous, though...
///The wife agrees
 
2005-10-28 03:44:13 PM
InmanRoshi

She looks like she got hit with a sack of doorknobs.
 
2005-10-28 03:45:31 PM
 
2005-10-28 03:45:38 PM
is that the only woman?

want more
 
2005-10-28 03:45:43 PM
tricycleracer: Indian chicks != hot

No disrespect...ahh screw it..

Is it just me, but are these Bollywood women the least Indian looking females evar?!!

They're beautiful and everything, what with their green eyes and pale whitish skin, it makes them not very 'Indian', you know what I mean?

prob not....not that it matters, I'd still bang it..that is if I can catch them within the 3 hrs they're running about from location to location...even then I'd might not even get a kiss..*sigh*
 
2005-10-28 03:45:52 PM
Dear God, I love Indian women- they are the hottest on the face of this earth.

Farkers, post more pics of them-- please.
 
2005-10-28 03:47:11 PM
tricycleracer, was it a magical sack of doorknobs that makes the victim incredibly attractive?
 
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