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		Badgers create havoc after burrowing into prison. One prison official told reporters, "Badgers... we don't need no stinking badgers" (int.iol.co.za)		92
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Prince Of Dweebs		2005-10-25 01:58:15 PM

7FootJesus,
I'll see your Kirk never said "Beam me up Scotty" and raise you a Vader never said, "Luke, I am you father."

eaglon		2005-10-25 01:59:37 PM

.. powerless to get rid of them because badger setts are protected by law

What are "setts"? Or have I lost my spelling glasses again?

/bloody hell, where did I leave them now?

jbhall36		2005-10-25 01:59:50 PM

7footJesus
"Is it safe?" is from Marathon Man

7footJesus		2005-10-25 02:03:55 PM

Thanks Victorinox, jbhall36. Now I can die without regret.

dittybopper		2005-10-25 02:04:01 PM

//what was emo philip's quote when he cut off his finger?

Just call me Mr. Butterfingers...

ebmedia		2005-10-25 02:05:01 PM

Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?

/my governor
//he's a jerk

GeneralMaverick		2005-10-25 02:05:06 PM

Patches? I could use some stinking Patches!

Ambitwistor		2005-10-25 02:05:07 PM

/nature's suction cup?

Thresher		2005-10-25 02:07:10 PM

golf clap submitter.

farkingcomedienne		2005-10-25 02:07:36 PM

"That's no badger... that's Milhouse!"

black_knight		2005-10-25 02:08:56 PM

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

spleef420		2005-10-25 02:11:18 PM

farkingcomedienne: "That's no badger... that's Milhouse!"

yup...it's a badger.

rupp115		2005-10-25 02:12:22 PM

7footJesus, Victor - yep, "Is it safe?" is from Marathon Man. I never saw the movie, but it looks REALLY interesting.

For this, and other movie quotes, check out:

http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx

iamrobot		2005-10-25 02:13:20 PM

the woodchuck loves me
we smoke PCP
i wanna be friends with the badger

THE BADGER'S YOUR FRIEND
MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE BADGER
THE BADGER'S YOUR FRIEND
MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE BADGER
THE BADGER'S YOUR FRIEND!

ornithopter		2005-10-25 02:16:25 PM

eaglon I'm pretty sure "setts" are badger dens.

Lambeau		2005-10-25 02:21:09 PM

/kicks ant hill

For instance, Bogart never actually said "Play it again, Sam."

In Casablanca, Bogie wasn't even IN that scene yet. It was Ingrid Bergman's character that says:

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

/great movie

mesmer242		2005-10-25 02:21:16 PM

jbhall: I own an issue of the badger and actually have a badger t-shirt. Hilarious. Wish I could find more issues, but they're not exactly worth much...

Shadow Blasko		2005-10-25 02:22:01 PM

fatal_exception:

Unless I have been gravely misled, I understand that badgers can be controlled with a good spoon-poking.

You are incorrect.

Your punishment shall be 3 hail Marys and one hello dolly.

Durendal		2005-10-25 02:27:32 PM

They're sending in a specialist who is going to annihilate all the badgers.

FarkmeBlind		2005-10-25 02:28:57 PM

Shadow Blasko: Your punishment shall be 3 hail Marys and one hello dolly.

Oooh, ooh make the next one say three Office Krupke's.

FarkmeBlind		2005-10-25 02:30:00 PM

Dammit, Officer Krupke

Vec2017		2005-10-25 02:31:08 PM

jbhall36--

Not obsecure to this Farker. Greatest. Comic book. Evar.

/still giggling about his trip to the Galleria in Houston with a buffalo

badgerbill		2005-10-25 02:41:40 PM

Stoooopids. Why me thinks Badgers is mighty groovy.

Dadburns		2005-10-25 02:42:46 PM

Great headline Submitter!

/Golf Clap

opalakea		2005-10-25 02:43:10 PM

DrumDude		2005-10-25 02:53:52 PM

Lesbian natzi hookers, abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs; all this week, on Town Talk (chair thrown to head).

/would watch U62 all day!

Sonic Yawn		2005-10-25 03:00:31 PM

The definitive(?) list of Badges quotes:

ateksuni		2005-10-25 03:02:23 PM

jbhall36

I was wondering if Norbert would stick his head into this thread...

At least he didn't come as Max. I can't take the criticism. Even if he is well dressed.

Kudos to you for a mention of a terribly ignored piece of grand comic book culture.

the_gospel_of_thomas		2005-10-25 03:02:29 PM

Well done, opalakea !!

ateksuni		2005-10-25 03:08:51 PM

Oh, and I'll see your "Beam me up, Scotty" and raise you a "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well" AND an "It's elementary, my dear Watson!"

dittybopper		2005-10-25 03:10:34 PM

U-62?

Our Badgers! Where are they? Answer that one, Herr Goering! Raul's Wild Kingdom has plenty of them! Talking big is all he's good for, that fat slob.

Music we need. Think our Hitler Youth leader could put a record on?

"Dare to be Stupid", if you've no objections...

A simple record won't turn you into the King of Polka, Number One.

moops		2005-10-25 03:14:31 PM

Dispatcher: Has the officer been shot? Over.
Coutelle: No. The officer has been bit by a farking badger.

/obscure

c7hu1hu fh746n		2005-10-25 03:29:44 PM

I am a badger.

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.

dweir		2005-10-25 04:06:27 PM

Prison, prison!

RepoMan		2005-10-25 04:14:21 PM

lordargent		2005-10-25 04:27:30 PM

stampy		2005-10-25 04:55:51 PM

Are they sure it is not Milhouse?

mcmnky		2005-10-25 05:06:14 PM

is it safe?

Lambeau: Rick doesn't say "play it again, Sam" but he does say "play it sam. You played for her, you can play it for me. She can take it, I can take it" or something along those lines, after Ilsa's scene with Sam.

Not just a great movie--the greatest.

My entry to great quotes never said: "Come up and see me some time"

cjellibebi		2005-10-25 05:29:24 PM

If all these badgers keep sneaking into prison, there won't be much room anymore.

Sorry, couldn't resist!

\Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

linuxpyro		2005-10-25 05:41:42 PM

Love that pic. Go ahead and 'Shop it if you want, I just found it on a Google image search. (It's rehosted and scaled down so as not to waste the bandwidth of innocent organizations.)

Commander Cool		2005-10-25 05:49:58 PM

Badgers??
Why am I asking you?

RockIsDead		2005-10-25 11:03:11 PM

Epsilon:

I love that quote, but I don't understand why everyone always gets it wrong. The quote is from a 1948 movie starring Humphrey Bogart titled "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre". The line, as stated in the movie, is:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

And Cary Grant never said "Judy, Judy, Judy". Big Eff'n deal.

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