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(IOL.co.za)   Badgers create havoc after burrowing into prison. One prison official told reporters, "Badgers... we don't need no stinking badgers"   ( int.iol.co.za) divider line
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2005-10-25 01:58:15 PM  
7FootJesus,
I'll see your Kirk never said "Beam me up Scotty" and raise you a Vader never said, "Luke, I am you father."
 
2005-10-25 01:59:37 PM  
.. powerless to get rid of them because badger setts are protected by law

What are "setts"? Or have I lost my spelling glasses again?

/bloody hell, where did I leave them now?
 
2005-10-25 01:59:50 PM  
7footJesus
"Is it safe?" is from Marathon Man
 
2005-10-25 02:03:55 PM  
Thanks Victorinox, jbhall36. Now I can die without regret.
 
2005-10-25 02:04:01 PM  
//what was emo philip's quote when he cut off his finger?

Just call me Mr. Butterfingers...
 
2005-10-25 02:05:01 PM  
Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?

/my governor
//he's a jerk
 
2005-10-25 02:05:06 PM  
Patches? I could use some stinking Patches!
 
2005-10-25 02:05:07 PM  
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/nature's suction cup?
 
2005-10-25 02:07:10 PM  
golf clap submitter.
 
2005-10-25 02:07:36 PM  
"That's no badger... that's Milhouse!"
 
2005-10-25 02:08:56 PM  
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
 
2005-10-25 02:11:18 PM  
farkingcomedienne: "That's no badger... that's Milhouse!"

yup...it's a badger.
 
2005-10-25 02:12:22 PM  
7footJesus, Victor - yep, "Is it safe?" is from Marathon Man. I never saw the movie, but it looks REALLY interesting.

For this, and other movie quotes, check out:

http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx
 
2005-10-25 02:13:20 PM  
the woodchuck loves me
we smoke PCP
i wanna be friends with the badger

THE BADGER'S YOUR FRIEND
MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE BADGER
THE BADGER'S YOUR FRIEND
MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE BADGER
THE BADGER'S YOUR FRIEND!
 
2005-10-25 02:16:25 PM  
eaglon I'm pretty sure "setts" are badger dens.
 
2005-10-25 02:21:09 PM  

/kicks ant hill



For instance, Bogart never actually said "Play it again, Sam."


In Casablanca, Bogie wasn't even IN that scene yet. It was Ingrid Bergman's character that says:

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

/great movie
 
2005-10-25 02:21:16 PM  
jbhall: I own an issue of the badger and actually have a badger t-shirt. Hilarious. Wish I could find more issues, but they're not exactly worth much...
 
2005-10-25 02:22:01 PM  
fatal_exception:

Unless I have been gravely misled, I understand that badgers can be controlled with a good spoon-poking.


You are incorrect.

Your punishment shall be 3 hail Marys and one hello dolly.
 
2005-10-25 02:27:32 PM  
They're sending in a specialist who is going to annihilate all the badgers.

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2005-10-25 02:28:57 PM  
Shadow Blasko: Your punishment shall be 3 hail Marys and one hello dolly.

Oooh, ooh make the next one say three Office Krupke's.
 
2005-10-25 02:30:00 PM  
Dammit, Officer Krupke
 
2005-10-25 02:31:08 PM  
jbhall36--

Not obsecure to this Farker. Greatest. Comic book. Evar.

/still giggling about his trip to the Galleria in Houston with a buffalo
 
2005-10-25 02:41:40 PM  
Stoooopids. Why me thinks Badgers is mighty groovy.
 
2005-10-25 02:42:46 PM  
Great headline Submitter!

/Golf Clap
 
2005-10-25 02:43:10 PM  
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2005-10-25 02:53:52 PM  
Lesbian natzi hookers, abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs; all this week, on Town Talk (chair thrown to head).

/would watch U62 all day!
 
2005-10-25 03:00:31 PM  
 
2005-10-25 03:02:23 PM  
jbhall36

I was wondering if Norbert would stick his head into this thread...

At least he didn't come as Max. I can't take the criticism. Even if he is well dressed.

Kudos to you for a mention of a terribly ignored piece of grand comic book culture.
 
2005-10-25 03:02:29 PM  
Well done, opalakea !!
 
2005-10-25 03:08:51 PM  
Oh, and I'll see your "Beam me up, Scotty" and raise you a "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well" AND an "It's elementary, my dear Watson!"
 
2005-10-25 03:10:34 PM  
U-62?

[image from img419.imageshack.us too old to be available]

Our Badgers! Where are they? Answer that one, Herr Goering! Raul's Wild Kingdom has plenty of them! Talking big is all he's good for, that fat slob.

Music we need. Think our Hitler Youth leader could put a record on?

"Dare to be Stupid", if you've no objections...

A simple record won't turn you into the King of Polka, Number One.
 
2005-10-25 03:14:31 PM  
Dispatcher: Has the officer been shot? Over.
Coutelle: No. The officer has been bit by a farking badger.

/obscure
 
2005-10-25 03:29:44 PM  
I am a badger.

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.
 
2005-10-25 04:06:27 PM  
 
2005-10-25 04:14:21 PM  
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2005-10-25 04:27:30 PM  
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2005-10-25 04:55:51 PM  
Are they sure it is not Milhouse?
 
2005-10-25 05:06:14 PM  
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is it safe?


Lambeau: Rick doesn't say "play it again, Sam" but he does say "play it sam. You played for her, you can play it for me. She can take it, I can take it" or something along those lines, after Ilsa's scene with Sam.

Not just a great movie--the greatest.

My entry to great quotes never said: "Come up and see me some time"

 
2005-10-25 05:29:24 PM  
If all these badgers keep sneaking into prison, there won't be much room anymore.

Sorry, couldn't resist!


\Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
 
2005-10-25 05:41:42 PM  
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Love that pic. Go ahead and 'Shop it if you want, I just found it on a Google image search. (It's rehosted and scaled down so as not to waste the bandwidth of innocent organizations.)

 
2005-10-25 05:49:58 PM  
 
2005-10-25 11:03:11 PM  
Epsilon:

I love that quote, but I don't understand why everyone always gets it wrong. The quote is from a 1948 movie starring Humphrey Bogart titled "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre". The line, as stated in the movie, is:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"


And Cary Grant never said "Judy, Judy, Judy". Big Eff'n deal.
 
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