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(Cosmiverse)   Bisexuals have a higher chance of going nuts   ( divider line
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6568 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2002 at 1:50 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-05-02 11:34:20 AM  
this was posted already a day or two ago. what the fark, mods?

instead, i propose you all read this and comment:
2002-05-02 11:46:21 AM  
CapnWacky, this reads like it was written by a 16-year-old - FOR 16 year olds. ask her if she knows x & y from her school. ugh! I mean, yeah, I've got a high school down the street, so these tips might come in handy, but still.....

oh, right, stay on topic. this study was made on australians, and they're all nuts anyway.
2002-05-02 01:01:20 PM  
I guess that would be a 50% chance of going nuts.

2002-05-02 01:33:10 PM  
It's God's punishment. For something. I'm sure the fundies can dig up a pile of irrelevant bible quotes.
2002-05-02 01:53:10 PM  
Bisexuals are more likely to GET nuts, not go nuts
2002-05-02 01:53:45 PM  
of course, they are sexually perverted and can't make up their minds. demons actually cause it, and that's what makes 'em go crazy. demons, perverse little demons, influencing their sexual choices.
2002-05-02 01:54:23 PM  
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2002-05-02 01:54:41 PM  
Read as: "Bi-sexuals have a higher chance of getting a nut"
2002-05-02 01:54:46 PM  
bi-sexual girlies make the world a better place

BTW: there's no such thing as a bi-sexual male. They're gay guys who also f--- women.
2002-05-02 01:54:53 PM  
walk left side road, okay, walk right side road,okay, walk middle of road, get crushed like grape
2002-05-02 01:55:28 PM  
2002-05-02 01:55:34 PM  
CapnWacky: That link is totally awful. No wonder I'm still a virgin.
2002-05-02 01:56:43 PM  
Well if they are bisexual then naturaly they are going to go for the nuts on occasion
2002-05-02 01:57:02 PM  
Nice article CapnWacky - does that mean we are supposet to talk to them first? Hobbies, etc? Who cares....
2002-05-02 01:57:35 PM  
supposet = supposed

2002-05-02 01:57:36 PM  
I hate it when the headline takes the joke for us.
2002-05-02 01:57:36 PM  
I always thought that bisexuals were crazy.
2002-05-02 01:58:12 PM  
Sometimes you feel like a nut - sometimes you don't
2002-05-02 01:59:07 PM  
The only bi-sexual i know is a drug addicted pchyco (sp?) She's attempted suicide 4 times, she's addicted to exstacy, cocaine, etc. She refuses to date anyone thats not Asian (nothing against asian people, but I think you should be open to all possibilities) and she has a pet cat the smokes more weed than anyone else I know....I'm not saying she's like this because she's bisexual, but it might be part of it???? (Oh yeah, I never read the article, so I dont know what the fark I'm talking about)
2002-05-02 01:59:08 PM  
Oh, I thought the article said buy-sexual.

I'm relieved.
2002-05-02 01:59:08 PM  

In my experience "bi-sexual male" means "Straight guys who get some mansex on the side because they don't want to come out of the closet"
2002-05-02 01:59:14 PM  
Bisexuals are more likely to GET nuts, not go nuts

Is Peter Filandia bisexual?
2002-05-02 01:59:37 PM  
"Bisexuals are more likely to GET nuts, not go nuts"

god damn that was clever, i wonder who is on TRL this afternoon.
Dustinyo, you just made the list
2002-05-02 02:00:09 PM  
I think that's legit. I don't know the original reason society imposed heterosexuality upon itself, but when living in crowded, confusing modern society it sure simplifies things only having to worry about laying 50% of the population. When there's sex in the mix, friendships don't seem to last as long. So when you're bi, that long term best friend is a potential lover, and that relationship is vulnerable to the same problems that any sexual relationship would be (i.e rejection, etc.

Pretty much anyone COULD be bi, but is it worth the hassle?

2002-05-02 02:00:39 PM  
*casts 'Summon Bevets' +5*

And so we can start properly making fun of the fundies before they really even get here, here's are some relevant chick tracts:

THE GAY BLADE [hahaha get it? *sigh*]
DOOM TOWN (he's not talking about the Phobos base, either...)

lmao in advance.
2002-05-02 02:00:46 PM  
Put Cosmiverse through the Burnmaker over at The Spark, make's it much fouler and funnier.

The farking study was performed by the farking PATH Through Life Project. Fact: you are a biatch. In 11-800-burn-time, 20-24 year olds were interviewed. In 21-800-burn-time 40-44 year olds were interviewed. Are you ready to burn? Of those interviewed in the farking younger group, 4.5% of farking biatches and 2.7% of stinky assholes identified themselves as bisexual. In the farking older group, 2.7% of bloody biatches and 2.4% of stupid assholes identified themselves as bisexual. Listen up, you are a little pussy.
2002-05-02 02:01:12 PM  
So if you read into this, you would stand a better chance of doing 2 chicks at one if you went for the mental ones.

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"What'd I do with one million dollars? Two chicks at one time."
2002-05-02 02:01:13 PM  
Nuts are more likely to be bisexual.
2002-05-02 02:03:41 PM  
9/10 agree

Isn't it hard enough dealing with one sex?
2002-05-02 02:03:56 PM  
In the older group, 2.7% of women identified themselves as bisexual. In the younger group, 4.5% of women identified themselves as bisexual.

Anybody else spot an excellent trend?
2002-05-02 02:04:11 PM  
well I already knew I was nuts....wonder if I'm bisexual too
2002-05-02 02:04:24 PM  
That's quite a shiat list, My.shiat.List .
2002-05-02 02:04:26 PM  
05-02-02 02:00:39 PM Grand_High_Took
*casts 'Summon Bevets' +5*

Absolutely the funniest thing I've seen all day. Well Done!
2002-05-02 02:04:38 PM  
The Brits, who brought us Sherlock Holmes figured this out.

Should have an OBVIOUS tag.
2002-05-02 02:06:35 PM  
Irascible - thank you.
Unfortunately I can't take full credit, I saw someone else do it first a while back. I think it was Quick1, but I can't remember for sure.
2002-05-02 02:06:57 PM  
Surprised noone mentioned this:

(sung with guitar)

Ohhhhhhhhhh Sometimes men love women,
And sometimes men love men,
And then there are bisexuals,
But some say they're only kidding themseeeeeeelllllves...

Extra points to whoever names the reference.
2002-05-02 02:07:34 PM  
My ex was a bi-sex redhead. She was farking nuts and I often had to watch out for my nuts!
2002-05-02 02:08:01 PM  
hey MSL, don't you find it odd that SLAYERSWINE *and* goatman are on your shiatlist? I mean, one would think that anyone pissed at one would be an ally of the other just on general principle.

and come on fundies, make with the flames already!!
2002-05-02 02:08:35 PM  
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And more likely to get interviewed by Barbara Walters.
2002-05-02 02:08:51 PM  
Goddamn you(HEH HEH GMTA)
2002-05-02 02:08:54 PM  
Guys aren't bi, as someone posted that's clearly not a problem.
Women are all nuts anyway, so if they're bi, it all works out because that's pretty cool.

Admit it, what guy out there isn't interested in a bi chick? Honestly, now.
2002-05-02 02:11:12 PM  
Bisexuality is the bridge that connects Straight Town to Gayville

Pass through it but don't set up shop there . . .
2002-05-02 02:12:05 PM  
CapnWacky: OMG that was written by an illiterate highschooler right? Too funny
2002-05-02 02:13:00 PM  
Strippers' mentality explained.
2002-05-02 02:13:14 PM  
05-02-02 02:08:54 PM Elrond

Admit it, what guy out there isn't interested in a bi chick? Honestly, now.

[raises hand]
2002-05-02 02:13:33 PM  
I second the
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motion. Until a mob of psychotic ACT-UPpers intimidated psychiatrists to remove it from the DSM-IIIR, homosexuality was a universally recognized symptom of mental disease. But now it's a top secret symptom of mental disease.
2002-05-02 02:13:34 PM  
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2002-05-02 02:15:36 PM  

from Friends right?
2002-05-02 02:16:21 PM  
Please folks, no more GODDAMNED PICTURES OF HECHE/CELESTIA! I just had lunch and it ain't helping the digestion.
2002-05-02 02:16:42 PM  
My mom once told me that when she went to see "Six Days, Seven Nights" (I think that's what it's called), right at the moment when Harrison Ford moves in to kiss Anne Heche, some guy in the theater stood up and shouted "Don't do it, Harrison! SHE'S BATTING FOR THE OTHER TEAM!!"

Hilarity ensued.
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