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		Millionaires are ready to pay $60,000 to become immortal with the help of mummification (english.pravda.ru)		30
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Umblehoon		2005-10-21 10:37:34 AM

Uh, that's not immortality...

/Didn't rtfa

10.0.0.1		2005-10-21 10:38:04 AM

first boobies

10.0.0.1		2005-10-21 10:38:48 AM

next, the entire body.

Man On Fire		2005-10-21 10:40:39 AM

The Scoropion King is not Amused.

meg12279		2005-10-21 10:41:03 AM

guess what sweetie. no matter what they tell you, you can't take it with you.
so go ahead and spend it all on blow and hookers now.

Freakalocious		2005-10-21 10:41:19 AM

Strange.
Weird.

But not Scary.

Rev. Skarekroe		2005-10-21 10:42:39 AM

Umblehoon: Uh, that's not immortality...

Oh no?

SuburbanCowboy		2005-10-21 10:42:45 AM

There is only one true way to achieve immortality, and that is through Alex Chiu!!!

stoutdrinker		2005-10-21 10:43:34 AM

Why not? If you're dead, you don't need the money anymore.

Diabolic		2005-10-21 10:44:01 AM

Please, god, don't let Tom Cruise get wind of this

ankmcfly		2005-10-21 10:47:33 AM

stoutdrinker
Why not? If you're dead, you don't need the money anymore.

Who said they had to be dead first?

gnosis301		2005-10-21 10:48:10 AM

Great, more trouble for the Thundercats.

Mugato		2005-10-21 10:49:53 AM

What happened to the good old fashioned idea of freezing your corpse and putting you into orbit?

azazyel		2005-10-21 10:52:39 AM

Otherland?

irinotecan		2005-10-21 10:53:24 AM

I don't know about $60k but I'm willing to pay $30k for a shot at immortality: www.alcor.org

/If I can scrounge up the cash
//Beats letting the worms eat into my brain
///Stupid site won't let me hotlink... URL must be absolute my ass....

lukelightning		2005-10-21 10:55:08 AM

All it takes is hiring a cleric with the create greater undead spell!

bonno		2005-10-21 10:55:58 AM

I love toad in the hole.

Tatsuma		2005-10-21 10:56:49 AM

Bah, wait a few decades and we'll download ourselves in computers

bonno		2005-10-21 10:57:45 AM

GIS for toad in the hole:

gnosis301		2005-10-21 10:58:14 AM

Tatsuma: Bah, wait a few decades and we'll download ourselves in computers

You forgot to say "End of Line."

rapidbunny		2005-10-21 11:01:18 AM

elendilmir		2005-10-21 11:05:29 AM

I'm Dr. Phibes, and I approve of this message.

FarkNRoll		2005-10-21 11:16:12 AM

ELENDILMIR

Better yet. I'm Dr. Phil and I approve this message.

"Screw that Oprah Biatch for getting me off the ground. Now I shall become all Imortal and dispense my knowledge of common sense to the masses!"

Mara See Mara Do		2005-10-21 11:18:37 AM

If these guys would just read their Pterry, they'd know that immortality through mummification is not a good idea.

/DRTFA

vrax		2005-10-21 11:23:45 AM

Obviously they haven't experienced the power of fried abortions.

ClickBeetle		2005-10-21 02:22:32 PM

The "immortal" mummies are the ones with great big pyramids on top of them. People rarely remember the names of the rest. Heck, the Turks used mummies as railroad engine fuel once.

Still, if you're a "to go" order it makes sense to get yourself wrapped.

farktimenow		2005-10-21 05:36:52 PM

TheodoraE		2005-10-21 06:05:50 PM

Mara See Mara Do

You rule! Glad I wasn't the only one thinking of Pyramids. ...Are you on the Lj discworld community? Name seemed familiar.

bingo the psych-o		2005-10-21 10:32:07 PM

Immortality costs less than my yacht? It makes it seem so "ghetto", like something the middle-class worries about.

James, bring me another baby seal pelt. I need to wipe.