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(Detroit News)   Madonna, David Letterman ride horses in Manhattan, share dental tips for proper tooth-gap care   ( divider line
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2005-10-20 11:33:33 PM  
I think I learned in a high school class that gapped teeth was a sign of promiscuity, at least according to physiognomy beliefs. I think it was from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales...

/very, very random
2005-10-21 02:14:39 AM  
Yeah, an incredibly cute little blonde told me early in my high school days that the small gap between my front teeth was a sign of sensuousness. Then she asked me to dance with her.

I turned her down, because my church taught it was a sin to dance. Never mind the other things she had planned.

/Now you know my answer to "if you could go back in time to an earlier moment in your life, and change what you did, what moment would it be?"
2005-10-21 02:18:50 AM  
Now, back to the article:

Screw the hurricanes this season. This story is the real sign of the end of time.
2005-10-21 02:34:08 AM  
Someone remind me why this is news?
2005-10-21 03:03:10 AM  
Does it need to be said? It's not news, it's
2005-10-21 03:15:45 AM  
Didn't Madonna "do" a horse at some point?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2005-10-21 03:17:42 AM  
gwydion56 - I think I knew that girl, and yes you did fark up bigtime.
2005-10-21 03:28:55 AM  
Quite interesting in a country that virtually insists upon a straight line of teeth for all, that two of it's most famous children have got a gap you could put a coin through.
2005-10-21 03:30:06 AM  
That might explain porn star Bella Donna's huge gap NSFW
2005-10-21 03:33:25 AM  

Oh, yeah, did I ever. Of course, it share the list with my 428,752 other regrets in life. But that one does stand out, as it set a pattern that took a loooooong time to break.

I am over it. Very much so, in fact. Free at last, free at last....
2005-10-21 03:34:17 AM  
I watched it. G*d, Madonna is such a boring poseur. You would think that someone as accomplished as she is would try not to show off her knowledge at every turn, "OK Dave, now don't cantor!" Oh puhleez. I'm surprised she even allowed herself to be within breathing distance of the plebeans (whom she hopes will buy her new album, of course). At least she wasn't dropping Kaballah and her fake British accent all over the show.

The most embarassing thing about it is how on the one hand she was all stern about oral sex and then turns it around and goes on about chaps being sexy on a man. She won't let her children watch television lest they be contaminated by our decadent, sex-fuelled and violent culture - which she helped create and continues to promote. You can root for puritanism or hedonism, for all I care, but she looks stupid coming down on both sides of it as if she were some kind of moral arbiter.

I used to have a lot of respect for Madonna, but not any more.
2005-10-21 03:40:08 AM  
Was Robin Quivers riding too?
2005-10-21 04:21:07 AM  
Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow should get in a headsup poseur-off. Two woman enter, one woman leaves.
2005-10-21 04:40:21 AM  
Years ago Madonna told Dave that the gap in the teeth is a sign of intelligence. Me sh*t you not.
2005-10-21 04:45:59 AM  
i wonder if the horse had any advice for improving madonna's teeth.
2005-10-21 05:03:24 AM  
Two people that have gotten dumber and more insane with age. I can only imagine what the David Letterman of the 1980's would have to say about the freakish old man he has become.
2005-10-21 05:23:00 AM  
I work for madonna.

She's a biatch
2005-10-21 06:01:23 AM  
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Should have invited Condi.
2005-10-21 06:46:40 AM  
I have a gap in the front of my teeth. I was lucky never to have been teased about it. Anyway, I read in a book a long time ago that a gap in the front teeth is the sign of the devil.
2005-10-21 07:07:30 AM  
The gap is called a "diastema"

/those horses are the most dangerous animals in the US
2005-10-21 07:23:06 AM  
Yeah, I got me one of those diastema's due to excessive superior labial frenulum. Goddamn poor parents and no money for surgery.

/gaps are only sexy if you don't have one
2005-10-21 07:25:38 AM  
I'll take grizzly bear, mountain lion, and penguin for more dangerous.
2005-10-21 08:11:29 AM  
Dave is weird and a genuine asshole to some of his guests but I like him.
"Who is even wilder in bed than Angelina Jolie?" That would be Madonna. I don't think I'd like to hit it myself, but I'd watch the sex tape....
2005-10-21 08:13:50 AM  
Ha! She's back in the US! Now you have to keep her!!!
2005-10-21 08:33:03 AM  
I'm glad to see that this thread is dead after only 24 comments.
2005-10-21 08:51:56 AM  
What, they didn't both fall off?
2005-10-21 09:36:27 AM  
Anarchangel: Should have invited Condi.

And Arnold.

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2005-10-21 10:05:45 AM  
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2005-10-21 10:18:56 AM  
2005-10-21 03:28:55 AM - Inertiaman
Quite interesting in a country that virtually insists upon a straight line of teeth for all, that two of it's most famous children have got a gap you could put a coin through.

Dave actually has two gaps. You could probably put a pencil through the one that is covered.
2005-10-21 10:45:18 AM  
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/Any excuse. Any at all.
2005-10-21 10:53:47 AM  
Why don't they leave Sarah Jessica Parker alone already!
2005-10-21 12:27:39 PM  
and Michael Strahan.
2005-10-21 01:39:57 PM  
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/nevermind the gap, what's up with her 70's hair?
2005-10-21 02:14:31 PM  
Start the Madonna flood of exposure. She has a new CD coming out. Expect to see and here from her a lot the next few weeks. Then it will go away.

She's old looking.
2005-10-21 04:09:06 PM  
Her necklace kept disappearing between her boobies.... That was kind of nice...
2005-10-21 04:56:10 PM  
She managed to successfully come across as being an idiot. They should have made her perform and interviewed Melissa Etheridge instead of the other way around.
2005-10-21 08:25:36 PM  
I thought Madonna would be such a major MILF, but she's just used looking.
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