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(Reuters)   Scientists discover 65-million-year-old flying reptile species, decide to name it in honor of its massive, fang-like teeth. Scientists will study "hillaryswankasaurus" to learn more about prehistoric flying reptiles   (today.reuters.com) divider line 80
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2005-10-18 07:45:03 PM  
Found in Britain on the Isle of Wight or, as the natives call it, the Pile of Sh*te.
 
2005-10-18 07:45:09 PM  
i think hillary swank is beauteeful!! *swoons*

/plus all the cool girls have big mouths
//and big teeths
///it makes us pretty. really. =/
 
jre
2005-10-18 07:48:16 PM  
BobtheFascist
I always though Avril Levine had bigger fangs.

As a distant relation of Ms. Levine, with her being my great-great-grandfather's sister's great-great-grandaughter, and me having the same (and apparently genetic) "fang, gap, regular front teeth" system that she has on her left side, I can agree yes Avril has larger fangs than Hillary Swank.

/ :(
// Never met her, but can tell through pictures
/// I could legally do her, but would I?
//// yes.
 
2005-10-18 07:58:54 PM  
I'd hit it, but I wouldn't tell anyone.
 
2005-10-18 08:23:30 PM  
A bird with a wingspan of 60 feet? That's awesome. Screw the wooly mammoth. Bring this bird back to life.
 
2005-10-18 08:33:16 PM  
one of my favorite Filthy Critic lines,
"...Hillary Swank's horseteeth. How the [fark] did they get those things into her mouth? I imagine it was a process similar to getting a ship into a bottle."

http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/insomnia.html
 
2005-10-18 08:33:45 PM  
Hillary Swank....okay I'll agree she has a smokin body. But goddamn, what a butterface.
 
2005-10-18 09:35:03 PM  
I'd give anything to watch the length of my wang slowly disappear behind those teeth.

/not talking about the prehistoric flying reptiles
 
2005-10-18 09:43:22 PM  
headline rocks

Hillary Swank needs to be spanked
 
2005-10-18 09:45:21 PM  
that is quite an exaggerated picture.

did steven spielberg do the sketch?
 
2005-10-18 09:45:22 PM  
id hit her and her twin... jolene blalock

dayum. howd she strap down those tiddies for boys dont cry
 
2005-10-18 09:46:25 PM  
imcguyver
I wasn't aware we were attempting to bring back the wooly mammoth.
Akaziel
she isn't a butterface
/just ugly
 
2005-10-18 09:47:34 PM  
also, who's farked up sense of humor decided it would be a laugh-riot to name their citizens 'caulkheads.' limey bastards.
 
2005-10-18 09:49:10 PM  
sorry, didnt see your post there eaon.
 
2005-10-18 10:00:59 PM  
Huh, I never noticed Swank's apparently huge and scary dentition, I DID however notice the size and lumpiness of her sasquatch-hands.

/gay
//that's hawt
 
2005-10-18 10:24:44 PM  
Hmm... I'm going to go against the grain and say that that headline is trying a little too hard.

Hillary Swank is good enough for moi any day.
 
2005-10-18 11:03:49 PM  
[image from qqcoisa.com.sapo.pt too old to be available]
 
2005-10-18 11:25:51 PM  
hubah hubah!
 
2005-10-18 11:26:18 PM  
HEadline FTW!!!! got a god laugh outta me.

Hillary swank..gorgeous figure, excellent facial composition...HUGE FREAKIN TEETH. its like takign a 10 ton hammer to a flawless procelain doll. Granted, the places she actually looks gorgeous are in photos witha ton of makeup.

Boys dont Cry...and her other flicks..this girl has SERIOUS talent. I'd still do her. Teeth really arent that big a deal. Just keep your dangly bits away from the mouth.
 
2005-10-18 11:45:29 PM  
yeah she's got big choppers, but not really an issue for Swank, unless her smile reveals the visible gumline and the choppers. A bad combo. the chance of a chimp smirk and all. she doesn't have that problem, though.
 
2005-10-19 12:40:55 AM  
damitjim

Dude seriously... a 60 foot wing span and teeth like that and it was a "fish eater"... yeah right. That's a lot of fish to keep something like that fed!

There were some honkin' big fish back then. The top predator had eight-foot-long jaws. The top predators today--orcas, whacking big sharks, whatever--can only have wet dreams of jaws that big.
 
2005-10-19 12:59:51 AM  
i think i made poopie. hillaryswankasauras...

/hard to type through tears...
 
2005-10-19 01:19:20 AM  
nermatode: unless her smile reveals the visible gumline and the choppers.


The visible gumline is a real drag. I met an Israeli chick in Ireland recently, she was the farking SHIZZZZZ until she smiled.

I mean, I'm no catch of the day myself, but when she flashed those Gummy Whites, my junk angrily shouted "GAAHHHHH!!!!" and instantly retracted into my upper intestine.

/poor lil' fella
 
2005-10-19 07:13:12 AM  
"It was a fish-eater, with a crest on the tip of its snout and a wing span of 5 meters (yards)"

Actually, a metre is 1.09360 yards.

/pedant
 
2005-10-19 09:58:02 AM  
The pterosaur's name is Caulkicephalus trimicrodon. The first part translates from latin to english as "caulkhead". It must have been the butt of many schoolground jokes as a child.
 
2005-10-19 10:27:58 AM  
A bird with a wingspan of 60 feet? That's awesome. Screw the wooly mammoth. Bring this bird back to life.

It ain't a bird.
 
2005-10-19 11:07:17 AM  
She was shot through a forest of ugly and didn't miss a tree.
 
2005-10-19 12:16:21 PM  
isitapottytool

Judging by your MySpace pictures, Hillary Swank should be jealous of you.

/just sayin'
 
2005-10-19 07:37:48 PM  
Bango Skank -

ha! no. but thank you very much.

i was just tryin to stick up for the big-teethed girls. cuz my mouth rivals mr. ed's.

/just sayin'
//it's part of my "charm"
///lol....really!
 
2005-10-19 09:06:18 PM  
she need her bawx rawked, and rack displayed at every available opportunity!!
 
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