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(Reuters)   Scientists discover 65-million-year-old flying reptile species, decide to name it in honor of its massive, fang-like teeth. Scientists will study "hillaryswankasaurus" to learn more about prehistoric flying reptiles   ( divider line 80
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2005-10-18 02:47:35 PM  
I have to applaud the sheer, swift brutality of that headline.
2005-10-18 02:48:56 PM  
2005-10-18 02:49:33 PM  
2005-10-18 02:50:25 PM  
65 million years?... I don't think so.

2005-10-18 02:52:30 PM  
2005-10-18 02:52:51 PM  

Who cares about her choppers? She's smoking hawt.
2005-10-18 02:54:28 PM  
Its in my eye! AHHHHHH OH MY GOD
It's in my EYE!!!

/Flap flap flap
//Lizard attack!
2005-10-18 02:56:09 PM  

Yeah, I also get too caught up staring into David Bowie's dreamy eyes to notice his teeth.
2005-10-18 02:56:33 PM  
Hahahah, LOLLERCAUST. That's a good one.

Agreed with GWShenlong05 on the headline, brilliantly done!
2005-10-18 03:00:37 PM  
Cold-hearted headline. I like it, even if do kinda think she is a good actress.
2005-10-18 03:01:53 PM  
2005-10-18 03:02:34 PM  

Lets get this over with.
2005-10-18 03:02:49 PM  
Artmageddon: Hahahah, LOLLERCAUST. That's a good one.

2005-10-18 03:05:10 PM  
I still remember the first thread with that pic in it.
2005-10-18 03:14:08 PM  

Hello, Chiclets!
2005-10-18 03:24:16 PM  
2005-10-18 04:09:11 PM  
I read the headline as "65 million year-old flying spaghetti recipies"...
2005-10-18 05:23:12 PM  
Hillaryswankasaurus..hmmm? Didn't she play a Lickalotapus in "BoysusDontusCryus"?
2005-10-18 06:45:30 PM  
Oh no you didn't!
2005-10-18 06:46:12 PM  
She plays a man, or someone manly, in her movies for a reason.
2005-10-18 06:48:50 PM  
alternate name was "hilaryduffasaurus"
2005-10-18 06:55:52 PM  
Occams_Electric_Razor: Who cares about her choppers? She's smoking hawt.

You got that right...

2005-10-18 06:56:07 PM  
"Caulkhead is the informal name for natives of the Isle of Wight, off the southern coast of England"

I'm sure they've heard it all before, but still....caulkheads???
2005-10-18 06:56:33 PM  

Or how about the Jewelceratops ? Those snaggleteeth could tear thru skin tougher than Joan River's face !

2005-10-18 06:56:44 PM  
That's one pi$$ed off looking pelican.

/I always though Avril Levine had bigger fangs.
2005-10-18 06:58:35 PM  

My heart!
(falls over dead)
2005-10-18 06:58:42 PM  
Make fun of her teeth all you want, but Hillary Swank has an AWESOME rack.
2005-10-18 06:59:36 PM  

2005-10-18 07:01:18 PM  
You'd have to guess that an animal with teeth like that would be from the United Kingdom...

imageshack stole my baby...
2005-10-18 07:02:41 PM  
iowacitysfinest: Actually, she's only about 2,000 years old.

You win, end of story. Haha, thanks for the laugh.
2005-10-18 07:03:28 PM  
Matt Damon.
2005-10-18 07:06:36 PM  
Unsilent Majority: ///HOWARD STERNS PENIS!


"Hey bawf, hey bawf, whith one ith my ath and whith one is my elbow, bawf? Hey bawf, I'm gonna be the beth Booey I can be, bawf. I love my job, bawf!"

BobtheFascist: /I always though Avril Levine had bigger fangs.

I was gonna put her name in the headline but I knew Hillary Swank would get more react.
2005-10-18 07:06:59 PM  
How about Jerryseinfeldosaurus?
2005-10-18 07:07:57 PM  

That is quite possibly the most tasteless animated gif I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Okay, not quite the most tasteless, but it's up there.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
2005-10-18 07:08:19 PM  
What a batch of Swankers.
2005-10-18 07:08:35 PM  
Hillary's Wankasaurus? Yep.
2005-10-18 07:12:20 PM  
rickythepenguin - "I was gonna put her name in the headline but I knew Hillary Swank would get more react."

Going for the shock value is always a good call.
2005-10-18 07:14:27 PM  
HA ha! Funny thread people. Good way to end the day at work.

\FARK: Reducing production on a daily basis
\\\I shot blanks
2005-10-18 07:16:13 PM  
Haha... the submitter obviously doesn't have pronounced incisor teeth (fangs) like me and Hillary Swank. Thats okay, he won't have to worry about it, as soon his species will be replaced by ours via natural selection.
2005-10-18 07:17:25 PM  
2005-10-18 07:17:30 PM  
All of you Farkers with girlfriends hotter than Hillary Swank please post pics.

/Not holding breath
2005-10-18 07:18:27 PM  

The smartest dinosaur to ever roam the Earth.
2005-10-18 07:18:33 PM  

"I'm a girl you know."
2005-10-18 07:19:50 PM  
Separated at birth?

2005-10-18 07:24:40 PM  

2005-10-18 07:25:55 PM  
iowacitysfinest: Actually, she's only about 2,000 years old.

"Did Hilary Swank ever ascend to heaven? She sure did... Oscar Heaven!"

Comedy gold.
2005-10-18 07:28:09 PM  
Dude seriously... a 60 foot wing span and teeth like that and it was a "fish eater"... yeah right. That's a lot of fish to keep something like that fed!
2005-10-18 07:28:52 PM  
Caulkicephalus? Caulkicephalus!


Seriously, those must have been some awesome specimens, if those teeth were at all in good shape.

/tired and thus easily amused
2005-10-18 07:28:52 PM  
"All of you Farkers with girlfriends hotter than Hillary Swank please post pics."

I bet Stevie Wonder thinks all of his girlfriends are just as hot as Swank.

2005-10-18 07:31:07 PM  
... with really farking scary pic. and I don't mean the ones of actresses.
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