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(AZCentral)   Mr. Floatie, a smiling lump of feces, is running for mayor in Victoria, Canada   ( divider line
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12340 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2005 at 1:48 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-10-18 12:02:02 PM  
howdy hi!
2005-10-18 12:04:33 PM  
Never underestimate the influence of a good, powerful poop in a seniors' community.
2005-10-18 12:05:57 PM  
"Of course I'm not a real person, I'm a big piece of poop."

That's how I feel most days.
2005-10-18 12:07:44 PM  
"Of course I'm not a real person, I'm a big piece of poop."

the honesty in that statement shows you what kind of leader he would be......
2005-10-18 12:09:08 PM  

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Yippee! Not just a poop thread, a Greenlit poop thread!

/Christmas dreams really do come true!
2005-10-18 12:09:30 PM  
So it really is a contest between a giant douche and a turd sandwich?
2005-10-18 12:09:41 PM  
... ahhh, there's nothing like an honest dump in the morning.

/The Mayor has shiat for brains.
2005-10-18 12:09:44 PM  
I think he chose not to run once those pictures accusing him of being a child molester surfaced.
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2005-10-18 12:10:32 PM  
Victoria - largest consumption market for metamucil in Canada.

/the more you know
2005-10-18 12:10:59 PM  
oh god......

its greenlit.......
2005-10-18 12:12:06 PM  
Let me guess, PooPooUndies submitted another thread
2005-10-18 12:13:39 PM  
toddp10: oh god......

its greenlit.......

This is like Christmas in July for me!
2005-10-18 12:14:39 PM  
eddyatwork: This is like Christmas in July for me!

for some reason, a green poop thread makes my pants tight.
2005-10-18 12:17:35 PM  
"Of course I'm not a real person, I'm a big piece of poop."

Can't. Stop. Laughing.
2005-10-18 12:28:37 PM  
If he doesn't get on the ballot, he can always become the Tampa Bay Devil Rays new mascot.
2005-10-18 12:34:30 PM  
Ever since I passed Mr. Floatie, I knew he was destined for bigger and better things.
2005-10-18 12:36:33 PM  
Well.. we've all been asking for "Truth in Politics". Sounds like this is a candidate we can all get behind.
2005-10-18 12:36:46 PM  
he looks like he is eating better then me.....

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2005-10-18 12:39:50 PM  
Right on that this is finally getting addressed.

Victoria dumps ELEVEN MILLION GALLONS of shiat into the Strait every day.

If it's an outgoing tide, the surfers get it to the west. I wonder how much fun it is surfing in shiat?
2005-10-18 12:59:07 PM  
toddp10: a green poop thread makes my pants tight.

Same here! The only thing better is a greenlit Paris Hilton thread.
2005-10-18 01:54:12 PM  
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I swear ta' god I'm gonna' whack anyone who turns me into a Magua cliche.
2005-10-18 01:54:42 PM  
I wish we had quality candidates like him running for governor in New Jersey. Corzine? Forrester? No thanks!
2005-10-18 01:56:30 PM  
eddyatwork: toddp10: a green poop thread makes my pants tight.

Same here! The only thing better is a greenlit Paris Hilton thread.

arent they the same thing ?
2005-10-18 01:56:42 PM  
Hi! Did I miss anything in this thread so far? I had to step out for a wicked Skwarok.
2005-10-18 01:58:38 PM  
Can't stop laughing. Tears on my face.

The move by the city to keep Mr. Floatie off the throne of power has left him "beyond bummed out. I was fuming."

oh, man...
2005-10-18 02:00:52 PM  
People Opposed to Outfall Pollution, or POOP

Now that's a great acronym!
2005-10-18 02:02:03 PM  

In the latest polls, Mr Poopie is #2.

I hope he doesn't run behind too long.

2005-10-18 02:02:32 PM  
damn..missed another poop thread

someone start a bacon thread!
2005-10-18 02:02:42 PM  
Wait... we're electing a mayor?

/lives in Victoria
//should really try reading some local news instead of FARK alone
///and yet still don't really care
2005-10-18 02:02:49 PM  
I can't believe this shiat!
2005-10-18 02:03:41 PM  
He has his own website:
2005-10-18 02:09:29 PM  
Is he running against a douche?

[image from too old to be available] VS. [image from too old to be available]

/can't believe no one has done this yet
2005-10-18 02:10:39 PM  
A giant poop can be bad enough, but giant poop that runs? Those really make you feel crappy.
2005-10-18 02:13:06 PM  
EdgeRunner: Would that candidate's name be Di Area?
2005-10-18 02:13:24 PM  
"Of course I'm not a real person, I'm a big piece of poop."

Well, you could just say "I'm Canadian", it would have been more succinct.

/KIDDING, I swear.
2005-10-18 02:13:55 PM  
He's got my vote!

Hold on a sec, I gotta go pinch a loaf.
2005-10-18 02:14:38 PM  
Irritated bowel syndrome sufferers disapprove.
2005-10-18 02:15:15 PM  
Rove is behind this, to hide his indictment. Dont you all fall for it, hes the boogeyman under your bed.
2005-10-18 02:23:57 PM  
2005-10-18 02:35:12 PM  
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And for anyone that's interested:
2005-10-18 02:36:00 PM  
Where's the obligatory PBF "I think I hear a friend coming"?
2005-10-18 02:37:43 PM  
Wow, right here in town and I didn't notice. I know who I'm voting for, this politician at least has the decency to not wear his stupid man-suit.
2005-10-18 02:42:55 PM  
"beyond bummed out. I was fuming."

should have definitely been:
"beyond bummed out. I was steaming."

/Go Poo
2005-10-18 02:47:20 PM  
Who would vote for the shiat-head?
2005-10-18 02:47:27 PM  
I watched this on the local news last night. Once I saw the interview with Mr. Floatie with his Mr. Hanky-esque voice, I knew it was a matter of time before it showed up on Fark.
2005-10-18 02:53:02 PM  
So is this guy a democrap or a republishiat?
2005-10-18 02:57:04 PM  
I wondered where he went after I flushed last night.
2005-10-18 02:59:57 PM  
Hey, he can't do any worse than the piece of shiat we have for a Premier in Ontario.
2005-10-18 03:02:36 PM  
I suppose Mr. Floatie is giving Toronto a run for its money, as home to Canada's zaniest major mayoral candidate in a municipal election. Lest we forget, Enza 'Supermodel' Anderson, who came in third in the 2000 Toronto mayoral election, out of a field of over two dozen:

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/voted for Enza
2005-10-18 03:02:38 PM  
So instead of having the courts working on the problem he opposes - say, getting the sewage out of the Strait, he's going to court so as to be able to run as an elected official under a pseudo identity?

farking stupid piece of shiat...what's he thinking?

Oh wait...
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