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(Salon)   The fashion industry is out of ideas: the Mullet is back   ( ) divider line
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8879 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 May 2002 at 8:54 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-05-01 05:55:29 PM  
...and proving the submitter didn't read the dateline. This article is over a year old
2002-05-01 06:16:37 PM  
Mullets: Work in the front, party in the back.
2002-05-01 08:58:16 PM  

2002-05-01 09:00:07 PM  
joe dirt in theaters?? i thought i had been part of a time warp there...
anyhow this is worth posting...[image from too old to be available]
You can see that they are indeed very attractive
2002-05-01 09:01:57 PM  
now that's uptown, Parker
2002-05-01 09:02:05 PM  
Get three horses ready.
2002-05-01 09:02:06 PM  
And it was from Salon
2002-05-01 09:02:26 PM  
"And the mullet is all over the movies, from Hilary Swank's trailer trash do in "The Gift" to David Spade's bona fide rocker mullet in "Joe Dirt" (opening this week at the multiplex next door to your local 7-Eleven)."

Joe Dirt in theaters?!? How farking old is this link?
2002-05-01 09:02:43 PM  
Hey it's the father of Rosie's baby
2002-05-01 09:03:19 PM  
Its all thanks to those Bud Light commercials with the dudes in hockey jerseys i'm sure.
2002-05-01 09:04:37 PM  
The mullet is indeed a hippie haircut, first seen widely during the hippie years. This forms the core of my thesis on the mullet, which will be released shortly.
2002-05-01 09:04:56 PM  
[image from too old to be available] It was from Salon.
2002-05-01 09:05:50 PM  
My brother has a mullet. He plays high school football. In Kentucky.
2002-05-01 09:07:24 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-01 09:08:20 PM  
I'd sport the mullets....I'd bet I could get more chicks..

( I KNOW thats sad)
2002-05-01 09:08:47 PM  
[image from too old to be available] women's mullets are the best
2002-05-01 09:11:00 PM  
Dudes -- the mullet never left!!!

All hail the skullet:
[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-01 09:11:40 PM  
Ummmmm, anybody else notice this article is a year old?
2002-05-01 09:13:22 PM  
Ummmmm, anybody else notice you didn't read the comments before you posted?
2002-05-01 09:14:28 PM  
Amen, B0rg9. I've kept myself entertained at malls for years by counting the number of mullets I see.
2002-05-01 09:14:47 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
(My favorite mullet.)
2002-05-01 09:15:05 PM  
Joe Dirt wants to thank the fashion industry.....

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2002-05-01 09:15:49 PM  
"watch out for your cornhole, buddy..."
2002-05-01 09:16:46 PM  
Mullet jokes.

How clever and original.
2002-05-01 09:18:36 PM  
BTW - the mullet has NEVER gone out of style. Turn on CMT or any other country music station for 5 minutes and you'll see that the mullet is alive and well.
2002-05-01 09:19:47 PM  
April 9, 2001

That is all......
2002-05-01 09:21:51 PM  
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2002-05-01 09:23:13 PM  
Thank you Zim1 for pointing that out to me, your sarcastic response to my sarcastic post has paved the way to open a whole new vista of sarcaticisms. Bless you.
2002-05-01 09:24:39 PM  
I live in Southwestern PA, and one of my favorite sports is going to low-down, hoe-down fire hall weddings and counting mullets and WWF (or NASCAR) t-shirts. They're almost always found together, who'd have guessed? The all time prize winner, however, was the one I went to where the bride had the most kick-arse mullet..... she also covered the bar duties while the bartender was out back having a smoke.
2002-05-01 09:28:54 PM  
Cut the Mullet by Wesley Willis

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Insure One, it's the insurance super store!

listen to the mp3!
click here!
2002-05-01 09:29:03 PM  
Chrisnys: We do a similar thing at our local street festival in September. We play: Spot the Biker Chicks and/or Count the Tatooed Mamas.
2002-05-01 09:34:47 PM  
"Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell him you are sick of looking like an asshole."

seriously one of wesley's best lyrics ever. 'course there's always:

"I whupped batman's ass!"
(repeat 11x)

or is it 15x? god bless wesley, and god bless jello and alternative tentacles.
2002-05-01 09:38:46 PM  
I heard an interview with the authors of "Mullet: Haircut of the Gods" (really bad book). They said no matter where they go, people always try to convince them that their hometown is the mullet epicenter.

Since then, I've seen mullets just about everywhere, from a Colorado real estate agent to a Cayman Islands divemaster to a London a-Ha wannabe.

So when someone says their town has more mullets, just mull it over for a minute....

2002-05-01 09:40:20 PM  
yeah, you better run.
2002-05-01 09:40:43 PM  
So there's hope yet that the Firechicken and Crapmaro will stay in production! ;)
2002-05-01 09:42:31 PM  
Has anybody else noticed the upswing in the trend of bashing the submitter of the article over the article itself?

Fark will eat itself.
2002-05-01 09:43:43 PM  
this is the "I think i'm gonna get some mullet"
[image from too old to be available]

yeehaw mullet
[image from too old to be available]

the booby cut mullet...err...bob cut

the rico suave mullet
[image from too old to be available]

and finaly (save the best for last)

The "holy fark i want that mullet"
[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-01 09:45:37 PM  
2002-05-01 09:46:26 PM  
Spring_dove you have to repost that top picture!!! you're going to get modded for that last one but the top pic is priceless! I'm dying here!
2002-05-01 09:48:37 PM  
nothing bad showing here...i've posted worse than the last one and it stayed
2002-05-01 09:48:45 PM  
05-01-02 09:23:13 PM Razner
Thank you Zim1 for pointing that out to me, your sarcastic response to my sarcastic post has paved the way to open a whole new vista of sarcaticisms. Bless you."

Which rips a hole in the space-time-sarcasim continuim....
2002-05-01 09:48:46 PM  
The best mullet is the one that they tuck in the back of their shirt. It's the 'crouching tiger, hidden mullet.' It rules.
2002-05-01 09:50:18 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

ok jiggalo mullet posted again
2002-05-01 09:51:30 PM  
it has artistic merit... but thanks, just in case.

2002-05-01 09:54:38 PM  
the first 2 i actualy posted had a story with them. I guess the lady befriended the guy and after a year or so they went around the country delivering lightbulbs to walmart. She found herself his prisoner after a while and he used to beat her. She left messages asking for help in bathroom stalls and after about 300 of them someone actualy took her plea for help seriously. needless to say he ended up in jail
2002-05-01 09:57:27 PM  
Geddy Lee stumbling around in his boxers?
2002-05-01 09:57:30 PM  
I'm pumped!
2002-05-01 09:59:11 PM  
ugh. I'm not laughing anymore. I originally gave him an agressiveness rating of 4. just goes to show you don't meet nice boys at the swap meet. where the hell is he looking like that anyway?
2002-05-01 09:59:33 PM  
Wow...those shorts have an unbelievable slimming effect.
2002-05-01 09:59:58 PM  
hmm.. i wonder what my haircut would be considered. i guess "Anti-Mullet"? my hair is shaved on the sides and the back, and the top is long.. not like a safe-hawk (a non-standing mowhawk). it's not like a um pompador (spelling) coz' it's all spikey on the edges...
it kind of looks like an evil crown of thorns...

(think morrissey+"cyber"punk)

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