the seal has been broken

"Britney Spears' husband and mother are useless"

i like the article's headline better

Wow. That's not a good thing.

They can exchange child-rearing tips.

So he wants to open a dance school. What's the big deal? Oh yea, with Joe Jackson.

/this can't be good

Bring a glove and learn to grab at your peeper and danze around to misogynistic nursery rhymes for big buckz.

dems look like some good dancin' boots.

I thought Michael Jackson's dad was murdered by some kids a few years ago.

I can just see it now:

***Dream Squigglies****

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Cletus' Linedance Hoedown and BBQ Obtainery

Multi mil? whaaa, joe is just gonna buy a store in a strip mall for a few grand then take the rest.

/Kevin Federline school for kids who can't dance real good

Cletus has to find _something_ to do now that the subway tunnel's been reamed ou to its full diameter.

/ hot dog!

wow, so this is what happens when you are a multi-millionaire and you get involved with a idiot just because he was the first man to hit it right.


/she shoulda kept lookin', if she could find anyone else who could make her shake, trust me, he'd dump whoever he was with (again)

Like my dear departed friend Suzanne used to say when she threw a big buck shing dig, "This is what happens when po white trash gets money."

Nice "Koko the gorilla" reference. That came out of nowhere.

Maybe they'll join forces with this guy, too!

y'all just jealous.

1. he's banging britney spears
2. he's rich now
3. does your job involve dancin' with MJ's dad? sounds really boring (:

don't be a playa hater

What could possibly go wrong?

bling__bling: y'all just jealous.

1. Have you seen her lately? Ugh.
2. No, she's rich.
3. No, thank the gods.

At Joe Jackson's school of dance they guarantee results:



"You'll learn or I'll beat those dance steps into yo ass biatch!"

Everytime I see a Cletus/Spears article I'm simply gonna put reiterate this...

WHY WON'T YOU GO AWAY

Somehow "disaster" doesn't quite do this justice.

to the haters

1. your gay
2. he is rich, she's richer
3. filling out tps reports or flipping burgers can't be that rewarding

Geez, all they need is Kato Kaelin doing their TV commercials, and the entire circle of wanna-bes will be complete.

Once white trash, always white trash. I hope she has her trailer in the Louisiana swamp picked out already.

Does anyone really care about this shiat?


Seriously.

Wow. Just wow. And here I thought flamers couldn't get any stupider.

/Praying that bling__bling can't reproduce

bling_bling

1. my gay what?
2. rich and universally ridiculed, yay!
3. running a particle accelerator isn't too dull.

/hater, I guess

Joe Jackson?? Stepping Out guy??

Is she really going out with him!!!111???

bling__bling

1. You fark her then. Keep in mind though that no doctor will want to touch your festering weener after it falls off two days later.

2. Not for long

3. Maybe there are more fun things to do than flip burgers, but what do you think Cletus will be doing after the well runs dry and his business venture is a total failure? As for Britney, I'm thinking $10 blowjobs.

Grab yer partner, dosey doe
Used to be hot, but now's a ho
Grab yer partner, give it a bash
Flail that biatch like tralier trash

Screw this story and devote it to Britney Pics (Pre-Cletus Hotness) and Pics of Up and Coming Hotness Jamie-Lynn ( Still too young to be considered hot yet).

AND BLINGO WAS HIS NAME-O

1. okie dokie ... sheese why so picky?
2. so?
3. nothing's wrong with $10 BJs - why pay more?

See? It's all jealously. Clear and simple.

Remember that jesus will bum-hump you in h-e-double-hockey-sticks for enterity if commit the sin of coveting your neighbour's wife. ... That includes the beautiful Ms. Federline.

Sad thing is - people will pay.

Is Federline California white trash or Southern white trash?

None of them are real people -- somewhere there's this bloated alien pod thing buried underground, plopping out pseudo-people to act as skanky celebtities... for some vile alien purpose.

bensmash: oh yes, and dearly they will pay! \back up dancing has just time traveled 20 years to a desolate trailer park in the arkansas backwoods. \\somewhere toothless youth are step 1-2 ing behind a 5th wheel.

Aliens! thats it.. they only have started getting the signals from the 60s and 70s in deep space so that explains why all the remakes in Hollywood!

dc-kid

So he wants to open a dance school. What's the big deal? Oh yea, with Joe Jackson.

/this can't be good

Say it ain't so, Joe. Say it ain't so.

/Wait, you mean it's not that Joe Jackson?

bling__bling

Remember that jesus will bum-hump you in h-e-double-hockey-sticks for enterity if commit the sin of coveting your neighbour's wife. ... That includes the beautiful Ms. Federline.

She's my neighbour now? shiat, there goes the neighbourhood.

lostcat: I thought Michael Jackson's dad was murdered by some kids a few years ago.

Wrong Michael J. You're likely thinking of Michael Jordan's dad.

2005-10-17 06:31:32 PM lostcat

That was Michael JORDAN's dad.

bling__bling

Eheheh, nothing's wrong with $10 blowjobs huh? Well they're here in LA aplenty on Skid Row. Come on down and have a ball.

GET A SWITCH!

ironic? nope!