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(Stuff.co.nz)   Man discovers throwing knives at police does not impair their ability to arrest him   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 40
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2005-10-17 01:12:03 AM
Gotta put that N64 down...
 
2005-10-17 11:54:27 AM
was it a tiny little man?
/Oh Hutch
 
2005-10-17 11:56:05 AM
Suspect:
 
2005-10-17 11:56:06 AM
Riveting
 
2005-10-17 11:56:49 AM
as I was reading the headline, i was so hoping it ended with "does not impare their ability to shoot him."

oh well
 
2005-10-17 11:57:56 AM
 
2005-10-17 12:00:54 PM
 
2005-10-17 12:01:01 PM
I seem to recall some CHiPs episode where a guy smashed in the windows of his car, with his fists, after getting the fourth speeding ticket in a month.

They didn't charge him in the show because, after all, it was his car.

What can you charge a guy with if he's breaking his own car windows?
 
2005-10-17 12:02:05 PM
did he have a thousand years of power???
 
2005-10-17 12:02:43 PM
 
2005-10-17 12:09:05 PM
Too bad the Martial Arts convention wasn't in town...
 
rp.
2005-10-17 12:09:36 PM
I don't know why I'm surprised/disapointed to find the story to be only a few words longer than the headline, and saying the exact same thing.
 
2005-10-17 12:10:40 PM
Throwing knives "into" police, OTOH...
 
2005-10-17 12:12:42 PM
 
2005-10-17 12:15:28 PM
 
2005-10-17 12:18:47 PM
stop with the freaking owl or youl have feathers so far up your ass you'll be coughing them
 
2005-10-17 12:20:35 PM
You call that a knife?
 
2005-10-17 12:22:25 PM


/Fatlander asked for it
//owljack!
 
cdo
2005-10-17 12:24:14 PM
Patrick Henry would've defended my right to smash in my own car windows. Give me liberty, or give me death!

Oh, wait, that's a different country. Never mind.
 
2005-10-17 12:24:47 PM
Bullets!....My only weakness!
 
2005-10-17 12:27:46 PM
How did you know?
 
2005-10-17 12:28:48 PM
 
2005-10-17 12:31:03 PM
Lol, whats with the heavy bird-ilarity lately?
 
2005-10-17 12:31:58 PM
Well, submitter, *technically* throwing knives at police does impair their ability to arrest him, albeit only temporarily, unless one of the following conditions are met:

A) The police are fearless, to which they would not be afraid of knival penetration (giggle) and arrest the suspect without delay
B) The suspect actually hits a cop with a knife, therefore halting any arrest indefinitely assuming no other cops.

/runs back into his cave
//god damn white sox
///go twins
////slashedy-slash slash
/////i <3 owls
 
2005-10-17 12:32:58 PM
/clap for the headline
 
2005-10-17 12:33:05 PM
A knock-off wannabe from Dagger Shack. House of Flying Daggers. Accept no substitutes.

 
2005-10-17 12:40:01 PM
If only he had been wearing Boots of Escaping....
 
2005-10-17 12:52:04 PM
Mr Dewhirst said he did not know what sparked the man's behaviour

Alcohol? Meth? Both?
 
2005-10-17 12:56:35 PM
Sir Charles
 
2005-10-17 01:26:01 PM
thanx Sir Charles
 
2005-10-17 01:40:03 PM
Note to self: practice knife-throwing before getting into standoff with police.
 
2005-10-17 01:50:21 PM
bdub77 wins for the Danny Trejo reference.

Oh, and for those of you complaining about the owl pictures, I would like to refer you one of the HA! HA! Guy pictures in which he says, and I quote, "HA! HA! I WILL ONLY BE REPLACED BY SOMETHING WORSE!!!!"

Well... it looks as if that day has finally come.
 
2005-10-17 02:10:59 PM
Clearly this didn't happen in the US, where the guy would either have been tasered or, more likely, shot dead.

I guess you don't always have to kill people who threaten you with a deadly weapon. Who knew?

Then again, maybe he was throwing butter knives...underhanded.

 
2005-10-17 02:23:07 PM


/gots nuttin'
 
2005-10-17 02:50:10 PM
Did he happen to shout "ZA WAARUDO!" before he threw the knives?

/Obscure?
 
2005-10-17 02:58:03 PM
 
2005-10-17 03:09:03 PM
You're all missing the real story. NZ's got ninja cops with amazing dodging powers!
 
2005-10-17 05:59:45 PM
[image]http://forum.50birds.com/uploads/Byuboy54/2004-10-22_164458_Hooty,-The- Ba rred-Owl-contest.jpg[/image]
 
2005-10-17 10:01:21 PM
Ok, but what happens if you throw knives at an owl?
 
2005-10-18 06:20:09 AM

nugz4lunch


"as I was reading the headline, i was so hoping it
ended with "does not impare their ability to shoot
him."



Well here in NZ only the bad guys have guns

 
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