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(Yahoo)   Mary-Kate Olson drops out of NYU to pursue career as a skanky businesswoman   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 121
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2005-10-14 02:22:29 PM
Mary-Kate Olson can drop out of NYU 'cause she has more money than submitter.
 
2005-10-14 02:31:37 PM
Am i alone whn i think that they are not very hittable anymore? And i doubt theres any tread left on the tires.
 
2005-10-14 02:32:34 PM
I'd think them hittable, However I'm 29, so I'm way too young for them.
 
2005-10-14 02:35:04 PM
Time for a playboy spread with both of em.
 
2005-10-14 02:36:55 PM
dannydp:
Time for a playboy spread with both of em.

Gotta wait for them to run through a bunch of the $150 million first.
 
2005-10-14 02:42:26 PM
by then it won't be worth it... oh well :)
 
2005-10-14 03:13:44 PM
oh good, because businesswomen have no need for a formal education.

It's a good thing she has scads of money already, a normal drop-out would only get a job managing the fries dropped on the floor at mcdonalds.

And no she's not hittable, both of them are kinda scary looking now.
 
2005-10-14 03:52:54 PM
It's "Olsen." Just FYI.
 
2005-10-14 04:13:03 PM
vernonFL's bank account: $$

Mary-Kate Olsen's bank account:$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
2005-10-14 04:57:34 PM
You forgot to deduct this month's fee, vernonFL.

vernonFL's bank account: $
 
2005-10-14 05:35:26 PM
InflatableJesus

Nope, I paid it all up front. I had the $60 in my bank account and decided it was time to join Total Fark. It was either that or a gram of coke and a $10 handjob.
 
2005-10-14 05:48:54 PM
I don't care what any of you say, I love them so much.

And why do so many people find "Olsen" so hard to spell?
 
2005-10-14 05:58:27 PM
The announcement is in Weaselspeak: "to pursue personal interests" always means "they farked up so extremely that they got booted out."

Watch for it. Every time an exec, politico, or other noticeable suddenly leaves, it's because he/she suddenly developed intense personal interests that require immediate 24/7 attention.
 
2005-10-14 06:00:19 PM
Editor of Cocaine Aficionado Magazine?
 
2005-10-14 06:00:20 PM
$50 seems kind of high for a gram of coke.
...and I get my handjobs for $5.
 
2005-10-14 06:00:27 PM
Boney crackhead is a high maintenance lifestyle, but it requires little education and she's got the money.
 
2005-10-14 06:00:39 PM
She'll never make anything out of her life without a college degree.
 
2005-10-14 06:00:45 PM
they were only hot BEFORE they were famous.
 
2005-10-14 06:02:27 PM
i beleve theres still tread on the tires, just that no one whants to buy tires that ripped up.....laughs......anyone........

/got nothin
//GO CARDINALS!!!
 
2005-10-14 06:02:31 PM
was she the one that was the Oasis' ragdoll?
 
2005-10-14 06:02:48 PM
She'll probably learn a lot more a lot faster out there in the field than sitting in a classroom. A degree is valuable but it's really just to open the doors and get to where the real education begins.
 
2005-10-14 06:03:35 PM
TheOmni

Remember where you're posting. If a word can be mangled, some Farker has already done it a thousand times.

or allow me to translate: Rember where your posting. If a word can be mangeled, some Farker has already did it a thousand times.
 
2005-10-14 06:03:39 PM
Now we *officially* know which one is "the stupid one".
 
2005-10-14 06:03:50 PM
You guys suck. I get my handjobs for free.
 
2005-10-14 06:03:50 PM
 
2005-10-14 06:04:57 PM
I used to hook up with her before she hit it big in showbiz...
 
2005-10-14 06:05:58 PM
Rehab... for anorexia... yeah.

SNORT!
 
2005-10-14 06:07:25 PM
farky fark
Yeah, they were totally smokin' as fetuses.
 
2005-10-14 06:08:55 PM
dannydp:

Time for a playboy spread with both of em.

 
2005-10-14 06:11:38 PM
Was the DUMBASS tag for the submitter?

"...estimated to be worth more than $150 million."

I think she'll make through the winter without a college degree in her near future.
 
2005-10-14 06:11:56 PM
The picture above....

They sure look fatter back then.
 
2005-10-14 06:13:28 PM
Who the hell needs college when you're a frikkin billionaire?
 
2005-10-14 06:14:19 PM
14:58... 14:59...
 
2005-10-14 06:14:19 PM
I fully expect one of them to be dead within the decade...
 
2005-10-14 06:15:21 PM
"on the 80s comedy 'Full House'"

Comedy? Easy now.
 
2005-10-14 06:16:54 PM
A formal education only teaches you how to think like an employee and work for someone else. I thought the idea of them going to school in the first place was absurd. They could easily do nothing at this point and generate more money then any of us will ever see. With six figures you can plot out a life insurance policy that will generate 7 percent of 150 mill sorry thats nine figures
 
2005-10-14 06:18:22 PM
 
2005-10-14 06:18:34 PM
Gungfu
They sure look fatter back then.


Yea, and they ate more too!
 
2005-10-14 06:19:07 PM
Finally, she'll have the time to shed some of that flab!
 
2005-10-14 06:19:52 PM
The business shouldn't allow her to compete until she's capable of handling that kind of fame and pressure and money. Plus, she's probably not ready for the more demanding professional game. Also, she should give back to her community.
 
2005-10-14 06:22:54 PM
NYU's Stern School of Business is one of the best business schools in the country. Olsen should just admit she wants to live off money she made as a child actor for life. No shame in saying the truth :)
 
2005-10-14 06:24:09 PM
vegasj: dannydp:

Time for a playboy spread with both of em.




did you want a window or aisle seat?.. we also have free first class upgrades for frequent flyers..
 
2005-10-14 06:28:53 PM
H31N0US: I used to hook up with her before she hit it big in showbiz...


Please, for the love of God, don't do variations on the T-Shirt Hell.Com shirt thinking people won't know where it came from.

And honestly, I'd still hit 'em both, now that Mary-Kate has a little meat on her bones again...
 
2005-10-14 06:30:31 PM
Why is this country so fixated with college? If I were a multi-millionaire, I would probably take some classes in something I was interested in. But would I pursue a degree just for the sake of a degree? Hell no. College is mearly a means to an end and not an end unto itself. College is lauded so much so they can make us think we did something with our lives by going dutifully to be trained to be a slave to our jobs for the next 40 years.
 
2005-10-14 06:34:16 PM
Who needs school when you're rich?
 
2005-10-14 06:34:50 PM
izzyweee

Hey... who is that? She's ... SO KAWAII

^___^
 
2005-10-14 06:41:26 PM
Her name is Rosa Kato. I saw that image on some forum and I've been fixated with it ever since. Her smile makes the world a better place.
 
2005-10-14 06:41:54 PM
I get handjobs for free too... Looking at hand.. You dirty little whore.
 
2005-10-14 06:42:07 PM
In this girl's case, I can completely understand why she would forego it at this point in her life. She's probably as famous as she's going to get, so why not cash in on it now and enjoy it while she can and then go back in a couple of years. That is of course assuming that she doesn't fall prey to the drugs, sex, alchohol, partying, etc. celebrity lifestyle (which she will).
 
2005-10-14 06:43:07 PM
Sorry college didn't work out for you "we_hates." I enjoyed it. Got a degree in Literature, going back for my Masters. Why? For the sake of the degree. I enjoy learning, and while I do study on my own there is a higher level of learning in a University.

So, the gas station is a good job, I take it?
 
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