Im just upset that a Farker has quoted Bob n Tom. Has Fark come to this?

Bob n Tom = middle aged guys who rehash Letterman bits, making them lame, then laugh for 20 minutes about it.

I don't know about anyone else, but getting drunk and sunburned sounds a shiat load better than being slaughtered and eaten?

Besides it's only a damn pig, just look at the drunkeness as a marinating process.

That is so very, very wrong.

Consider this: In 4H, where kids raise their pigs to be sold in auction (for meat), the animals are not allowed to get dehydrated, sunburned, abused, etc... If they are, trouble ensues...

Thank you Scarneck. I used to listen because they had some good guests on but they laugh over everything funny and interupt the guests constantly. Bob and Tom suck

The pig probably loved it. I seen a movie once with a chick
and a pig going at it. The pig looked pretty happy.
The chick looked like, "Ok, can I have my heroin now!"

Pork chops taste good, bacon tastes good.

As a University of Iowa graduate, I would have definitely voted Wake Forest graduates as most likely to misspell "definitely."

;)

Awhhh Farkeater you just ruined my day.

"hee hee, his tail is curly, now its straight, curly, straight"

-Homer Simpson

Maybe the entire Sig Ep charter should be dissolved. Everywhere.

Calling a fat sorority chick a pig isn't very nice. And how many chicks have a tail anyway?? Why did they let her get sunburned?????

"pickled" pigs feet.........mmmmmmmmmmm

Gabe,

That pig is from my island!!! It's the beer drinking pig from the domino club!

that's just awful...

Outshined: Apparently you didn't read the article. THe pig was abused so much it couldn't walk anymore.

time for ripple flavored scrapple!
yum!!!

((sorry! I can't resist!!! this is all in jest!))

I guess thats why they gave yo' mamma a call for their next bash.

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Outshined,

What'ca in the mood for? For diving, check the wall at Cane Bay on North Shore. Buck island is a great half-day sail and snorkel.

This weekend is gonna be nuts down here with the Jump-Up festival, Derby, Cinco de Mayo and the Ironman Triathlon.

Rainbow beach (West End) on Sunday is a blast. Tons of people, live music and vollyball. If you're the lazy type, just wander around Christiansted, check out the shops, pig out and get drunk. Stixx, Brew Pub, Bombay Club and the Old Company Street Pub are favs of mine.

Even sadder.... they detected traces of Rufinol (the date rape drug) and bruising around the pig's, erm, private parts. DNA tests are being conducted as we speak.

You have to be pretty desperate to rape a pig.

They ought to revoke the charter for these farking idiots...AMEN MANDRAX. Pigs may have a destiny to be killed and used for ham, bacon etc...but there's no excuse for torturing it prematurely. I'm far from a Animal rights activist, but these morons need to pay.

It must have seemed like a good idea at the time. "I know fellas, lets have few beers, grab a bite to eat and then go out and screw a pig"

Kylie, I bet you would like a yellow-dello for your birthday.

Caption idea #1: "The pig briefly regained consciousness on the way to the shelter, yelling 'SIG EPS RULE! WOOOOOOOO!' and displaying it's pledge pin."

Caption idea #2: "After the pig is fully recovered, it will be sent to Hank's Pit BBQ for a celebration. Cole slaw and baked beans will also be served."

How many times you think "Squeal like a pig" was uttered that night by a drunken frat boy?


old joke-
Damn, sex with that pig was terrible.
Well of course, you picked the ugliest one of the bunch.

Pigs, Natural Light Beer, Rev Horton Heat,
man do I miss college.
I think I miss it, I can't remember.

At least the pig was still intact. At Illinois State University they found just the head.

Farkeater, *wondering how the heck you knew my b-day was tomorrow*

And how did you know what I wanted??

Maybe it was the pigs idea.
I know I woke up dehydrated, sunburnt and a hungover on the beach more than once. Never pulled a condom out of my ass though. Not that there is any thing wrong with that....I guess.

Nabb1
Typical boorish behavior of troglodyte frat boys.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Yeah it was crappy what happened to a pig by some Sig Eps who were probably jealous of its superior intelligence. . .but it was a PIG!!! These things happen to our fellow humans without so much as a raise of the eyebrow. People are getting more upset about finding a drunk, corn-holed pig than finding barely alive babies in dumpsters.

I wanna cry :(

Vegita.....I hear ya but animals don't have a voice. Have some compassion..

That'll do pig.

Hey I'm all about compassion. I don't like seeing things like that any more than you do. Let's just say that whoever needs to get a pig drunk so they can have their twisted Sig Ep way with it, needs to have their guts set on fire from within.

Sure, there's lots of stuff to do, late night pitch and putt, throw stuff off the bridge...cruise the livestock auction for 4H babes...steal a pig, get it drunk, cut off it's tail, dump it in the park...

A charter is the guidelines set forth by the fraternity. A charter takes care of insurance, helps with fundraising, and basically acts as a parent to, obviously in this case, little punk a55 kids. When you get your charter pulled it gets pulled either at the university level, or the national level. At the university level, the school no longer allows that fraternity to play IFC sports, or to partake in Inter-Fraternity Council meetings. If your charter is pulled at the national level, your fraternities chapter ceases to exist, and that fraternity no longer recognizes that chapter as a member.

What exactly do fraternities contribute to the schools anyway?

Oh, it's perfectly alright to have this pig for breakfast, but it's not ok to get it drunk, take advantage of it and cut it's tail off? What BS

I read the hedaline and assumed they were talking about a fat chick.

Vegita....Why not just fry the fetus sunny side up and have a side of bacon..... Solves both problems! Neither the pig nor the fetus' go to waste, they get recycled back to nature!

Is everyone in here from Kansas City or what??? Alot of people have KC as their location. I need softball players to play at Frank White this summer. I need three more guys to fill out my already stacked team. Revenge will be ours.

damn frat boys.... ;)

Ok, so last week some assholes were in court who murdered and tortured a cat for an "art project" and everyone was pissed off. Now the same thing happens to a pig (essentially) and everyone is like "oh how did I know it was frats! they're such assholes!" This isn't something traditionally associated with frats. Obviously it isn't. The two OCAD students who tortured that cat weren't frat boys, so in the past week at best you're only shooting 50% blaming frat guys for this sort of stuff.

Lighten up on the stereotypes kids, it makes you look more ignorant than the people you accuse.

Ahhh! My last post is stuck next to a TKE's!!!

*washes hands furiously*

;)

A charter is the guidelines set forth by the fraternity. A charter takes care of insurance, helps with fundraising, and basically acts as a parent to, obviously in this case, little punk a55 kids. When you get your charter pulled it gets pulled either at the university level, or the national level. At the university level, the school no longer allows that fraternity to play IFC sports, or to partake in Inter-Fraternity Council meetings. If your charter is pulled at the national level, your fraternities chapter ceases to exist, and that fraternity no longer recognizes that chapter as a member.


Ummmmmm, no. Your charter is a signed and sealed document from your headquarters from the year you were founded at your school saying you have the right to exist as a frat there. There are no "guidelines" involved in your charter. It has the names of the founding fathers (mothers) and is dated. Nothing more. Your national Constitution and Statutory code, which there is only one original version of (but many duplicates obviously), are the rules, or "guidelines", you live by.

The rest of what you said is true though, about the university pulling you or your headquarters.

Was the fetus joke supposed to offend me? How many people find eating a fetus 'sunny side up' appealing? YAWN. . .weak