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		Nomar Garciaparra saves two women from drowning. A-Rod and Jeter said to be in good condition (sports.yahoo.com)		141
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RabidSquirrel		2005-10-12 02:43:46 AM

ZING!

evslin		2005-10-12 02:44:48 AM

HA!

ekdikeo4		2005-10-12 03:06:51 AM

Didn't he also save a kid from being run over by a truck last year?

Lew Stool		2005-10-12 03:14:30 AM

ba-da-BUMP! TSSSSHHH

/Seriously, you need to bring your own rimshot with you to the party

Benucio		2005-10-12 09:48:56 AM

Classic headline

TheOther		2005-10-12 09:49:11 AM

Did ARod and Jeter give each other mouth-to-mouth?

Falstaff		2005-10-12 09:49:28 AM

Is Omarion safe?

StarshipPooper		2005-10-12 09:50:10 AM

The question is were the women he rescued hot, tight bodies in skin tight soaked, see-through clothes that showed their appreciation to him repeatedly all night long?

Krom		2005-10-12 09:50:25 AM

you know it seems like everytime i submit one
someone else gets their's submitted over mine.
This is an OUTRAGE!!!
I HAD A FUNNIER HEADLINE!!!

Jmast7		2005-10-12 09:50:57 AM

Awesome headline!

Azz		2005-10-12 09:51:30 AM

ekdikeo4,

no that was gay rod

MyNameIsMofuga		2005-10-12 09:51:53 AM

Baseball sucks unless you are drowning.

Twisster76		2005-10-12 09:55:57 AM

Great headline. That's WICKED funny!

/pissah too!

Edsel		2005-10-12 09:56:34 AM

AWESOME headline.

Would have been even better if Nomar still played for the Sox.

RedEyedWings		2005-10-12 09:56:35 AM

"Are you Nomar?"

Akbar Knows Best		2005-10-12 09:57:35 AM

NkThrasher		2005-10-12 09:57:50 AM

Hahah... I'm a yankees fan, and I have to laugh at that one...

Nomah Gahciapahha... Greatest Bostonian name ever.

"Nomah! Hit a Homah!!"

I didn't get them at Tesco's OK		2005-10-12 09:58:17 AM

Nice headline, Submitter

Roscoe_P_Coletrain		2005-10-12 09:58:38 AM

He's Batman!

dly		2005-10-12 09:58:41 AM

Edsel: Would have been even better if Nomar still played for the Sox.

no one plays for the (red) sox this october.

swinginjohn		2005-10-12 09:58:53 AM

Hah-ch-cha-chah-chah

drunkMSUguy		2005-10-12 09:59:36 AM

LMAO, one of the few Fark headlines that actually made me laugh outloud.

/recomposes self
//gentle golf-clap for submitter.

stretta		2005-10-12 09:59:55 AM

** golf clap **

mental_pretzel		2005-10-12 10:01:31 AM

As a Yankee fan, I'm required to "Eh" at the headline, but I admit that it's funny.

Good for Nomar, I wouldn't mind being rescued by him. That woman probably thought she was hallucinating, and wondered why the firefighter looked so much like one of the best players Boston lost since Babe.

lukelightning		2005-10-12 10:03:59 AM

Hmmmm, aquatic rescue? Perhaps Nomar is really Namor.

/obscure geek reference. A +5 sword to anyone who gets it.

Iceberg659		2005-10-12 10:04:45 AM

*Starts a Slow Clap*

*clap*

*clap*

*clap*

/*clap*

Freakalocious		2005-10-12 10:05:23 AM

OMFGROFLMWAOBBQ!11!

Submitter, that was hilarious! Thanks for the early-morning laugh.

EwokHunter		2005-10-12 10:05:33 AM

lukelightning:

Hmmmm, aquatic rescue? Perhaps Nomar is really Namor.

/obscure geek reference. A +5 sword to anyone who gets it.

You're kidding, right? It isn't really that obsecure

DrBenway		2005-10-12 10:07:11 AM

Nomar drunk women jumping in Boston Harbor, please.

Tjos Weel		2005-10-12 10:07:27 AM

I once lived in the same dorm as Nomar (and Jay Payton). Nomar was a nice guy, but I knew Jay better. A friend of mine from that dorm still gets a Christmas Card from Nomar (and Mia now) every year.

/I know you didnt care
//Go Jackets!

soia		2005-10-12 10:10:09 AM

Very Funny headline!

/yankees fan

judasdiomedes		2005-10-12 10:10:13 AM

good headline

Capt. Happy Hour		2005-10-12 10:10:18 AM

Didn't RTFA but did Nomar pull, tear or break anything during the rescue?

/Thanks Beautiful

RegDunlop		2005-10-12 10:10:45 AM

Wow...good on him. I hate asshat athletes (ie Iverson, T.O. Kenny Rogers etc.) but this guy richly deserves to be applauded. Its really nice to read a story like this especially since it appears he is going to be humble about it with the 'no comment' remark.

/the world seems a little better today

blahpers		2005-10-12 10:12:58 AM

It's funny because women are inferior!

Doug_Piranha		2005-10-12 10:16:30 AM

I've gotta get on the great headline bandwagon, submitter.

flavor of the month		2005-10-12 10:16:57 AM

OH SNAP

seriously though, nomar needs to live up to the hype or go away.

alidade		2005-10-12 10:17:08 AM

Any word on Omarion?

\let's pray

ThatcherMPLS		2005-10-12 10:17:53 AM

Now THAT was a funny headline. I actually laughed out loud.

nbrfwhoooo		2005-10-12 10:19:15 AM

Close submitter. Really close.

You almost ousted showered in glass and sharks as my favorite of all-time.

NYRBill		2005-10-12 10:20:01 AM

Nomah, he's wicked good

/obvious SNL reference
//no comments about how the Sox finally won after getting rid of him?
///lukelightning, don't you mean +5 trident?

gapatista		2005-10-12 10:20:15 AM

surprised he didnt tear a muscle or break something

/cubs!

JabbaTheButt		2005-10-12 10:21:31 AM

Gay-Rod and Derek Cheater are wimmen. Nice.

PurpleP		2005-10-12 10:22:00 AM

No HERO tag?

// no skilz

vwdrewvw		2005-10-12 10:23:51 AM

no doubt on sports radio today, they are talking about where we can stick nomar on the team.

greggerm		2005-10-12 10:25:17 AM

slym		2005-10-12 10:25:32 AM

Unfortunately, he couldn't save them from choking.

cleveoh		2005-10-12 10:28:25 AM

*golf clap*? for the headline?

hardly.

**seal clap** is more like it.

runchkin		2005-10-12 10:31:46 AM

Good farking headline.

Negative 3		2005-10-12 10:38:51 AM

What do people have to do to get a HERO tag? I thought the tags had to do with the story, and I didn't tink the story was "AMUSING". The headline sure was, but not the article.

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