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(Yahoo)   Experimental Russian spacecraft missing, may have been taken by aliens as evidence in upcoming copyright infringement case   ( divider line
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8224 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2005 at 2:04 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-10-08 01:05:58 PM  
Maybe the Russian and European engineers had a mix up between the metric system and smug self-righteousness?
2005-10-08 01:09:59 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Poor little guy stole it just because he wanted to go home!
2005-10-08 01:16:59 PM  
The spacecraft is currently in the possession of supervillain Dr. Dorolaksov who plans to arm it and use it to hold the world hostage for some random amount of money.
2005-10-08 01:54:03 PM  
Yeah I was thinking S.P.E.C.T.R.E had something to do with it. It's in a volcano somewhere.
2005-10-08 02:06:15 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-10-08 02:08:11 PM  
someone stuck it their pocket and walked away with it.
2005-10-08 02:08:34 PM  
I've been using Firefox for a while, I've never got round to installing the "Devatating Killing Machine" addons yet though.
2005-10-08 02:09:13 PM  
Now we know what the UFO is/ it's an unmanned rusain spacecraft that took control of itself.
2005-10-08 02:10:18 PM  
Goerge W. Bush
2005-10-08 02:11:16 PM  
So this thing crashes in Kamchatka, and the next day the Ruskies fire a missile at Kamchatka?

Tell me this doesn't risk of something fishy

/Not that something fishy, you perverts!
2005-10-08 02:11:27 PM  
It's a European spacecraft. Which explains why it didn't work.
2005-10-08 02:13:40 PM  
Doh! it's russian
2005-10-08 02:14:16 PM  
Kamchatka is so awesome sounding. Risk made me love it.
2005-10-08 02:16:05 PM  
Oh man you GOTTA get the Devastating Killing Machine extension for Firefox! It's great for annoying bosses, cheating exes, and spammers!
2005-10-08 02:17:15 PM  
It landed in my backyard. I threw it out. It was a piece of junk.
2005-10-08 02:32:32 PM  
mysterious earthquake in Pakistan.... mmmmmm,could be related.
2005-10-08 02:33:40 PM  
it disintergrated.
2005-10-08 02:37:34 PM  
Parked next to Red October.
2005-10-08 02:48:22 PM  
Looks like Anna Nicole Smith's diaphragm.
2005-10-08 03:02:25 PM  
"Well is just didn't get up and walk away!"

/carlin, we love ya
2005-10-08 03:08:05 PM  
One of our submarines spacecraft is missing tonight
2005-10-08 03:12:43 PM  
Re-verify our range to ping only.
2005-10-08 03:14:00 PM  
"The ship's collapsible, cone-shaped body is made of light material that can withstand high temperatures and it can fly on a predictable trajectory without engines making it a cheap alternative to the Soyuz spacecraft currently in use."

Alien copyright infringement indeed. No engines?
2005-10-08 03:15:34 PM  
I work for the aliens that took this spacecraft

So I am really getting a kick really .

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.
2005-10-08 03:58:19 PM  
fly = glide = fall = crash
2005-10-08 04:16:09 PM  

It landed in my backyard. I threw it out. It was a piece of Eurotrash.

There. Fixed that for you.
2005-10-08 05:45:33 PM  
You mean you've lost another one, Andrei?
2005-10-08 10:11:41 PM  
"It's a European spacecraft. Which explains why it didn't work,"

As opposed to American spacecraft. Nice fireworks display!
2005-10-08 11:02:40 PM  
Yeah! That's right, baby! America's space program is MUCH more reliable! Only once have they sent people into space and not brought them back safely (oh...because the other 2 times they killed them before they ever GOT to orbit).

Really, folks. The U.S. is in no position to criticize the effectiveness of other peoples' space programs. EVERYBODY has failures.

2005-10-09 12:01:33 AM  
Nice headline.
2005-10-09 01:13:59 AM  
They got us there DasNibblet we launched a $1 billion dollar Roman Candle ourselves today.

/That is why it's called ROCKET SCIENCE!!
2005-10-09 03:54:07 AM  

You absolutrly win... least two threads.

That's a farking clever post.

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