Doubles as a sex toy.

Plus you get that lovely ear wax flavor on your finger everytime you use your phone as a bonus.

Meh, let me know when they have one of these that works with my finger in my nose. Now THAT would be cool.

"Excuse me, sir, there's been an emergency -- can I please borrow your finger?"

..RIP good man.

hey pull my finger...

How very,,,,stimulating -TGIF

I work for DoCoMo.

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz cell phones you hold are a thing of the past, and the shoe phone is coming back, baby.

Reach in and touch someone?

/got nothin

"Take your finger out of your ear. You don't know where it's been!"

This is exactly how I talk to God each day. Wait, that's him now. Hello? No, you want pinky-pinky-index-thumb. No, that's OK, it happens all the time.

Finally... talking out my ass for real!

He's trying to get better reception.

DoCoMo is continuing the development of the ring. As it shrinks, it will be too small to sport functioning buttons.



the current model pictured here

Sounds kinda like the Metal Gear Solid communicators.

/Snake, can you hear me?
//Snake?
///SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

I guess it would cut down on people asking you, "Hey, mind if i use your phone?"

~Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...BANANA PHONE!~

/You knew it was coming

So, where do you put your finger to make an obscene phone call?

would certainly reduce the number of "Can I borrow your cell phone?" questions.

"Hello? Hello?"

Just tried. There's no answer.

/tingle lingle loo

tricycleracer: He's trying to get better reception.

Actually, I think's he's just practicing the shocker...

giantpiraterobot:

I work for DoCoMo.



?

UFIE?

Whoa...

genious!

24601: Meh, let me know when they have one of these that works with my finger in my nose. Now THAT would be cool.


Read about this yesterday, you will get reception with your finger up your nose. Actually works with any facial bones

The Nim Elf

By 23 seconds...

dewihafta: ~Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...BANANA PHONE!~

You bastard.

/get it out, GET IT OUT
//banging head against desk

FarkIsSlashdotForDummies
genious!

New cliche hotness, right there.

Where's profit?

sounds good to me. Radiation free, less weight overall.

Also, this looks rad:



"Virtual receptionist
Pioneer entertains visitors with its 3D image system called Floating Interface which displays images in mid-air.

This 3D character, called Haruka, virtually stands at a reception to greet guests at the exhibition"

Stick finger in ear, then speak. First thing I thought of was the old animated Inspector Gadget, where every friggin episode had the same people, doing the same things, with the same plot.

damn you morren you beat me to it!

Can you here me now?

/couldn't find the monty python one...

Go go Gadget Finger!

Wow, that sounds so bad...

UFIA phone?

/Can you hear me now? Good.

I can see it now - new strains of ear infections as people don't wash their hands before using this phone

What's next? The kancho phone?

Instead of making smaller gadgets, can all the scientists and engineers in the world get together and defeat death?

2 words:

Cock Ring.

Will it work on other parts of the anatomy?

Danger Mouse
2 words:

Cock Ring.

*ring*ring* Honey, it's for you!