It wasn't me, I swear!

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Come on, I got mine fair and square!

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Caution not for weak stomachs!

DrySocket: Come on, I got mine fair and square!

For some reason, I'm reminded of pickled eggs on a bar counter.

So, who was the genius that first thought "Hey, let's inject human brain tissue into a horse to see if it makes him run faster"?

Dear Submitter,

If you loved me you'd let me eat your brain.

"Brain and brain. What is brain?"

" Booty ... a laboratory worker has been accused of stealing human brains to inject into racehorses / file"

hehe... booty

Do you mean "Hmmmm, brains?", or "Mmmmm, brains!"?

The H is weirdin out my stolen brain.

They called me crazy when I sewed a mouse to a '83 Chevette! Fools!

WTF? Has it been 28 days already?!?!?

i can smell your brains

I thought it said "Mmmmm", not "Hmmmm"

\I wonder what happens when you inject humans with horse brains?

Igor, you idiot!



Oh, good jorb, actually.

"The worker at the centre of the allegations, who agreed to the investigation, was also accused of keeping the nooses of suicide victims and the drip bags attached to people who died in hospitals."

That's one sick farker.

Queensland tag.

It begins!

actually, i work for human brains...

/sorry

Dr.Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr.Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr.Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr.Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

I still don't get what the fark this is supposed to do for the horse.

Igor??

heh heh.. injecting human glands in horses...nice cover story. the lab worker is a farkin zombie.

OK... The brains I can see. The arguement could be made that he was using his position to attain an advantage where betting on the horses was concerned.

But collecting drip bags just takes this off the scale to another level of weird, sick, and perverse.

Weird, sick and perverse... Hmmmm... Sounds like a potential candidate for a high level job with the Bush administration!

speaking of Zombie movies, watched Shaun of the Dead last night, farking funny stuff right there.

Oh, and as someone who worked at a horse track, I can tell you that owners and trainers are seriously dedicated individuals, and some of those would be willing to do _anything_ for an advantage.

[singing] If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits...

'UTTIN' ON THE 'IIIIITZ!

mmmmm....That's goood eating.

doodler

Fark-a-doodle doo!

/Dogs can't look up

Let me think on that.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/maggots.asp

NSFS (Not Safe For Stomach)

"The worker at the centre of the allegations, who agreed to the investigation, was also accused of keeping the nooses of suicide victims and the drip bags attached to people who died in hospitals."

Wow, this is like something out of a Palahniuk novel.

Murphyreedus: I clicked. I was actually expecting worse photographs based on the beginning paragraph. I used it to gross out one of my male coworkers though. Fun :)

doodler: Oh, and as someone who worked at a horse track, I can tell you that owners and trainers are seriously dedicated individuals, and some of those would be willing to do _anything_ for an advantage.


lol
"the horse is feeling a little antsy b4 the big race, go get my bib"

/seen ppl actually do that on video
//its messed up

Hey hey hey

Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why cant we have some guts
Hey hey hey

Brains are all we ever get
In this rotten fukkin place, hey hey
Brains are all we ever get
Why cant we have a change of pace

Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why cant we have some guts, hey hey

Why cant we have some guts, hey hey
Why cant we have some farkin rotten guts
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

WHAT! No one has a Pooh-Bear comment in this thread...or did I just miss it. muwhaaaaaaaaakhhhhhhhhhhhfffffffffff

but i neeeeeeed them

SEDAGIVE?

What about the pineal gland?

Was it this guy?

credit: t-shirthumor.com

the horse thing is just a cover, in reality he's stealing the brains to give to the Canadian Broadcasting Co. that's where they get all the ideas for their shows. incidentally, they're willing to gove you lorne greene's brain if you keep quite about it, Or future consideration for Mike Myers' brain...

\anyone watch Puppets Who Kill?

Run horsey run! Those are some odd accusations. I can see stealing the brain juice to make horses run faster, but stealing nuses and iv bags just doesn't fit unless he's not using the brain juice to make horses run faster. Although, I suppose he could be using the old rope to reign the horses in and the iv bags to juice up the horses with the brain juice. Okay okay it all makes perfect sense now.