2005-10-05 04:58:22 PM Solid State Vittles

I work for sigdiamond2000.

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.

"I love how you insult us farkers. I'm glad you have a opion about someones opinion! But in My opionion you suck!!!

I am Tom Cruise and I'm tired of you harrassing my publicist.

ReverseCowgirl wrote:

The Britney and Cletus sex tape. Jessica and Nick split. Lindsay has her upteenth car wreck. Tom Cruise knocks up a woman. Holy crap Batman, what's next?

At this rate, my money is on Kate Moss being hauled off to jail.

Tom got her knocked up buy farking her up the brown cow!

So, uh...why did Tom & Nicole have to adopt? If she had a miscarriage (meaning she could get prego), obviously Tom's the one with the lame-o swimmers.

That being said, I really don't think he's physically ABLE to be the father...

DerekWheeler

that is one of the funniest farking pics I have evar seen. good one!

I cannot believe the sheer number of people that didn't get sigdiamond2000's post. I thought this was established by now.

anyway.
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I work for Katie Holmes.

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.

Thanks, jeremyrainmain, I submitted the "turkey baster" headline.

/was a little sad mine wasn't chosen
//kitchen implements have more personality than Van Der Beek

Looks like Tom Cruise is trying for a Rip Van Winkle-length "beard" with this pregnancy.

Not only do I have to live with alien reptiles and oxygen-tanked-thick-eyeglassed-walker-using drivers -- now I have to live in fear that Tom Cruise will bring his zombie chick here to Clearwater, the Vatican of Scientology. Lord only knows what their prigency will look like...

I gotta move further south. Pythons are better than this.

What ever happened to fb-? I remember before he was in every farking headline on Fark, then he was gone..

Just drink the grape kool-aid Katie.. it'll make it all better.

Tom Cruise, albiet a good actor, one of my favorites, is so swallow'd up by this gay money making cult. It's sad.. sad sad I tell you.

Tom Crooze surrenders also?

Someone has probably brought this up already but I thought they got engaged so soon because she wasn't going to have sex 'til she was married? Guess that idea didn't work out so well.

I saw a picture of Tom Cruise laughing and I thought"this dude is totally out of his freaking mind" and I felt genuine pity for him.

/true
//looks as if Katie has been sucking too hard on the bong

sig, sig, sig, you don't even -- you're glib, you don't even know what parody is.

To all of you morans going after
sigdiamond200; learn to take a joke.. jeesh

ReverseCowgirl The Britney and Cletus sex tape. Jessica and Nick split. Lindsay has her upteenth car wreck. Tom Cruise knocks up a woman. Holy crap Batman, what's next?

My guess is avian flu. This is the end, my friends.

Hope she doesn't get post partum depression.

sigdiamond2000

damn dood...you got me beat for "cliche pwning" the thread.

sigdiamond2000: 40
those not familiar with hilarious new cliche: 0

/cuz some farkers will believe anything

Vixenbergen: "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

Wearing a strap-on?

Dr Emilio Lizardo: Hope she doesn't get post partum depression.

MAN oh MAN!!! Wouldn't that be FANTASTIC!!!!!

You KNOW he's be slipping her pills ont he sly while biatching and moaning to Brooke Shields on the Today show!!

Oh sweep Justice, please shine on them!!!!

ps: I work for Damien Cruise/Holmes, and I don't find any of these comments amusing.

If you knew Damien and his parents the way I do, then you'd have a lot more respect for their faith....

TommyymmoT, TommyymmoT, TommyymmoT, you don't even - you don't really do that - that's disgusting, man!

Dear Tom,

Michael Jackson has already tried this crap, we didn't buy it then either. Keep molesting Rob Thomas, at least he's of age.



Love,

kanesays

TommyymmoT: I work for Bea Arthur.

I do all her bikini waxing.

I'm not sure which would hurt worse...the job itself or the steel wool to the eyeballs everyday after work.

spleef420

/cuz some farkers will believe anything

Truer words were never spoken.

What a thread full of morans.

kudos, sig.

Dianetics will clear all that up.

By the way, this goes to show that Nicole Kidman has fertility problems; which is actually quite sad because if anybody in the entertainment industry should be sterile, it should be Tom Cruise.

*head explodes*

Wait, you mean he had sex with a girl?

In a way this is pretty good tactics on Katie's part. Even if their engagement were to be canceled, they get divorced in the future, or the kid isn't even his, Tom's name will be on the birth certificate, and that's a lot o' moola for the kid and for her in the future.

I miss the days when we never knew celebrities personal lives - it was so much simpler to watch a film w/o their entire bawdy lives flashing through your head as you watch.

The closest I can come is not having cable.

I knew when Gilligan died, the whole world would be farked. It's time for my second coming!

/Cruise is gay, it's another virgin birth.
//scientologist want their kid crucified too! Go figure!

whoopti-freakin-do

*rolling eyes*

get over it already

Oh Katie. First rule for having a "starter" marriage in your 20's: DON'T GET KNOCKED UP!

I think explaining to the Cruise/Holmes/Xenu child that his/her/its father/inseminator/guardian is as old or older than Katie's own father would be fun.

"Yes, Kal-El Hubbard Holmes-Cruise, your father is a card carrying member of the AARP. That's why we get such kick-ass discounts at the Buffet."

farkulous!: In a way this is pretty good tactics on Katie's part. Even if their engagement were to be canceled, they get divorced in the future, or the kid isn't even his, Tom's name will be on the birth certificate, and that's a lot o' moola for the kid and for her in the future.

oh yes, trapping a man with a pregnancy is such a great idea....

that has to be the dumbest remark i have ever seen someone make

Hahaha...sigdiamond2000, I did that in the Delay thread last week and got the best responses. Kudos to you.