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My PDA thanks you for it's new wallpaper

the chick in the first pic is probably the hottest girl in the world

JIZZY - The chick in the first pic is the same as the chick in the second pic.

Also, the chick in the first pic probably has the most vacant expression in the world. She and Anna Nicole would appear to have difficulty finding two cephalic neurons to rub together.

/I'd still hit it like it was a bovine resonant percussion instrument

The SbB girls, with the exception of one or two, do nothing for me. They all look cheap. I mean like east LA ghetto kinda cheap. The funny thing is, you can tell they are all major gold diggers. So, they look cheap, but are expensive. That's a pretty gawd aweful combination.

I mean, these are the kind of dumb ditzes that are impressed with a guy's watch, or his car. You have to get them in the sack and have it over as soon as possible, cause you can't stand to hear another word from her vacuous mouth. They think all guys are assholes becuase we kick them to the curb as soon as we blow our load. We literally can't stand the person, just love the body.

The SbB girls are the ultimate "hit it and quit it" types.

There are way to many beautiful women in the world, just sticking your mammaries out at me doesn't cut it.

/but it helps
//and at least her mouth is vacuous
///was that a sucking sound I heard when she opened it?

Cleavage > boobies

Oh to live in a bountiful cleavage. I would risk it!

The Incredible Shrinking Man could have had the time of his life if he played his cards right.

I, for one, welcome our fleshy overlords

A date with a SbB girl (not all, but most) would likely be like an endurance test. Its a constant struggle between your sense of self worth, and your hormonal urges. Everytime you look away and just listen to her speak, your sense of self esteem plummets. Then, you look back at her and your hormones take control.

The entire date is just a test to see if you can actually stand being around her long enough to bang her. But, then what if she doesn't put out? Either way, you will never call her back (at least not until you get that hormonal urge again). If you hit it, you won't call her back, if you don't, you won't call her back.

Once the endurance test is over, there is no way you will willingly go back. Being around her is like paying a sex tax. Yeah, you may get the sex at the end of the night, but you will be paying for it for hours beforehand.

There are far more attractive women in the world with far more to offer.

Oh, and your buddies who aren't banging her, well, they will openly tell you not to bring her ass around. You see, they don't want to go through the endurance test with no hope of a payoff.

Of course, to the woman, she just thinks all men are assholes. But the truth is, NOONE can stand her, except for a few of her equally vacuous friends. That's why this kind of woman is so "catty", even other women can't stand them!

/end of rant

Oh, and for those SbB girls that are not vacuous, money grubbing, gold diggers, well, I apologize for lumping you in.

Shove your mammaries at me and I'm supposed to open my wallet?

/ok ok, I'm calming down
//slowly
///needs to lay off the coffee
////loves beautiful women
/////hates women who use their sexuality to manipulate men
//////easily manipulated

happywaffle

Yeah, I've enjoyed many a pic of the SbB girls, but that one is just frightening. The faces make them look like dudes wearing masks, and the center one looks like her boobs are pulling her face into an expression that says "I am an empty shell of a human being". Or maybe their knees are too pointy.

peachykeen: Yeah, I've enjoyed many a pic of the SbB girls, but that one is just frightening. The faces make them look like dudes wearing masks, and the center one looks like her boobs are pulling her face into an expression that says "I am an empty shell of a human being". Or maybe their knees are too pointy.

I've noticed sometimes there are those "nice, warm friendly SbB girls," just having fun at tourist attractions or whatever -- and then there are the "slutty, porn-star SbB girls," bending over, sticking their boobs out for all they're worth and really going for whorish in every photo.

Sometimes the same girls do both angles, but not always.

/Still no answer to my standing question if Denise (the Czech one with the big rack) has every done anything anwhere else that might have resulted in pics or video. Or is SbB her first-ever gig. The way she stands and all tells me she's had some experience ... and it might be kind of nasty -- so find those pics!!

Apparenlty I'm still a bit traumatized from growing up and dating in Dallas, Texas. Never has a collection of superficial, materialistic, rich-pampered-housewife wannabes ever been assembled in one place as they are in Dallas ,TX. Except maybe L.A., but I've never been there.

/shees, that rant came outa nowhere
//even surprised me

halleluja

Microbe
That is precisely why I say that anyone with a vertical taco has it made in this country. Follow these three simple rules and your life here is easy:

1. Look (dern) good
2. STFU
3. Do what you are told.

/see, wasn't that easy???

Wow I can't believe no one mentioned the 'Dressed/Undressed' Flash effect that was used with the various "effect" of the various WonderBras.

Maybe I'm the only one to notice it since you have to sit though the animation at
http://www.experiencewonderyou.co.uk/. After the first screen click on the yellow framed box and and then watch while they have the guys and girls make vacuous comments (polite variation of the theme "Guys want to do her, women want to know her.")
Then when it cuts to the Rounded effect, for example, click on that box and then wait for the animation then click on "What's her secret?" then when they pop up a photo of the woman with her clothes on. It will take you to a page of the woman with her clothes off and the bra on. If you hold your mouse over her you can pull it gently back and forth to see her with or with out clothes.

A really clever use of Flash. I'm really interested in the development that went into it. I wonder if the photographers were told that this was going to be done before hand. I'm sure they must have, but that is really smart attention to detail.

Kudos to the multi-media team -- screw the models. No really, kudos. And really, screw the models.

This is what I'm referring to. They have one for each of the WonderBra effects.

Since I'm sure the Wonderbra team is reviewing this board.
Good job Guys (and gals). Be sure to submit your work to some Macromedia awards shows and to some tech pubs. They will TOTALLY want to show people how you did it and write it up in their publication. Trust me on this.

You have brought the X-ray specs to life! Now it will all be, "I know all you guys are undressing me with your mice!"

Whores. All of 'em.

Microbe wins.

freeleee:

There ya go farkliters, the best boobie link you're gonna get for free! See you should pay your $5 to see how many boobie links you're missing out on.

WoW! Really? Thanks, man! I've been at a total loss ever since they erased all the free boobies from teh intarweb.

Cleavage just isn't cleavage if there is any space between the titties.

Also, fake cleavage (wonderbra or augmentation) should be banned.

Microbe

The SbB girls, with the exception of one or two, do nothing for me. They all look cheap. I mean like east LA ghetto kinda cheap. The funny thing is, you can tell they are all major gold diggers. So, they look cheap, but are expensive. That's a pretty gawd aweful combination.

I mean, these are the kind of dumb ditzes that are impressed with a guy's watch, or his car. You have to get them in the sack and have it over as soon as possible, cause you can't stand to hear another word from her vacuous mouth. They think all guys are assholes becuase we kick them to the curb as soon as we blow our load. We literally can't stand the person, just love the body.

The SbB girls are the ultimate "hit it and quit it" types.

There are way to many beautiful women in the world, just sticking your mammaries out at me doesn't cut it.

/but it helps
//and at least her mouth is vacuous
///was that a sucking sound I heard when she opened it?

Of course they're cheap. The girls aren't even strippers they're like aspiring strippers.

Drew has some business connection with them, so sure.

The farker's who defend these skanks for free in the vain hope that an regular looking, cheap girl somewhere will be pleased with them are the ones that are sad.

nikki bishop

wow. very VERY nice.

watch out for the Deadly Weapons!

My gf very thankfully does not need wonderbra, but I am very glad to see all the people around me in the world that do use it and its relatives so frequently. Yes, over 50% of the girls in my area would be a disappointment once you got their clothes off because of it, but I don't need to worry about that, so I just enjoy the extra pleasant view.

That being said, cleavage will never die until the last straight man and lesbian both die as well. I mean, come on, who the hell took that whole "big boobs are dead" thing seriously, anyway?

spocko
what a horrible photoshop job

This thread is worthless without cleavage pics.

So here's one of the finest cleavage queens of our time -- Nikki Cox!





And a bonus pic -- Angelina "Homewrecker" Jolie!

I'd PV it.

Gloooorg: Her tits make me happy.

So, am I the only one who's SbB favorite is Colene?

SkittlesAreYum
So, am I the only one who's SbB favorite is Colene?

They have names?