Ha, Christians holding lingerie parties.

What do they do, sit around and shame eachother all evening?

Or is there a disclaimer on every garment that says:

"Salvation Warning: This item only to be used for procreation, no pleasure should be derived from wearing these slutty clothes. If you or your holy wedded spouse feel any pleasure or are tempted to have sex for any other purpose than to make more Christians you should report to your nearest church for immediate reprogramming."?

In Britain?

I'll pass.

rwhamann: Your opinion of how Christians view sex makes your login name oddly appropriate.

Gee, thanks.

And I don't have any misconceptions about how Christians view sex. I grew up in a Southern Baptist church, I have a very clear and complete idea of how that particular sect views the subject of sex and sexuality.

It was meant to be funny, I'm very sorry that your obvious need to be offended takes priority over your need to laugh.

Immaculate_Misconception: It was meant to be funny, I'm very sorry that your obvious need to be offended takes priority over your need to laugh.

I hear conservative TFers are formulating a "Farker Bill of Rights" as we speak.

Perhaps christians view of lingerie is flannel wear?? :)

So tell me guys, would you prefer your partner to show wear lingerie ... or just nothing at all??

Bravo submitter

Ex 20:13

13 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house; {S} thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his man-servant, nor his maid-servant, nor his ox, nor his ass

The bishop said that he was a devotee of the Big Brother television show because the issues that surfaced during the programme were often more real to ordinary people than those raised in church.

sad in so many ways...

Christianity breeds ignorance.

What a pathetic article and bishop.

Christ was certainly "pampered" on the cross.

"I also like pamper parties, when we can enjoy a massage or a manicure or try beauty products."

Did anybody else think this was going in a different direction?

I am Data Pimp, and I approve of this message.

this thing is being blown out of proportion.....in other words being given more attention then it's worth.

"Did anybody else think this was going in a different direction?

Yes.

dsmo, i feel you.

/wwjd?
//who wants jack daniels?

Don't confuse the average Christian with freaky Southern Bible thumpers, please....we're not all close-minded right wing nutjobs.

Think back to the last time you went to church. Now try to think about the women you met there. Got it?

Okay, now picture these women parading around in crotchless panties or cooing about what their husbands will think of a particular see-through neglige.

*shudder*

*looks up the verse*

hey what do you know, it does say that. But probably not in the more recent, dumbed down translations.

Kudos to submitter for a sacrilcious laugh.

Who Would Jesus Do?

LOL...Silly Christians. Resorting to cheap gags and stunts to prop up your failing myth. Give it 20-30 more years, and Jesus will join the esteemed ranks of Zeus and Thor.

Could you be a little more out of touch with normal human society? I didn't think so.

the catalog? NSFW

For Christ sake, what the Catholics need to do is just all sit down, smoke a friggin jay, have a glass of wine, and just get all freaky with each other. And they need to broadcast it live with nothing censored. Just get it all out, let the inhibitions go, and farkin' RELAX because the best time to talk about that heaven and hell bullshiat is when you're high, shagged, and half in the bag.

Oh, and leave the kids at home. :)

If Mormons did this, would they wear the erotic lingerie under or over their underwear?

Right. Time for someone in the church hierarchy to flog that bishop.

Huh, I thought it would have been the Catholics having these parties, with them constantly crapping out kids and all. I guess eternal life isn't incentive enough to overcome common sense.

Oh this is absolutely ridiculous.

but just the word 'lingerie', summons the 'possibilities'.

"Everytime christianity becomes unpopular, we'll just reinvent it! We don't have to consider the word of god do we? Oh, well in that case, let's just write a new bible! And in the meantime, let's go convert some more africans and increase our numbers. Maybe if we have enough mass appeal, we can get back some of the credibility we lost when we started forcing blacks to worship a white man, and when we forcibly converted aboriginals all around the world!!!"

And the British have finally found a way to make "breaking the ice with non-believers" sound like you're trying to get them to convert to swingers. Amazing.

God, I can't wait until this whole Jesus fad wears itself out.

/btw the Star Wars metal band pic is weirdly cool

Xaxor

Christians? Lingerie? In the same article? Christians in lingerie? What is the world coming to?! Since this will quickly devolve into a flamewar, I present you with the following awesome picture:

The SW cast might've rocked back in the 80s, but after the prequel trilogy they'd more likely appear on Oprah Whinefrey.

But Xaxor, who the hell is playing the bass? Lando?
(Token, all black people know how to play bass)...

it will inevitably lead to a lesbian sex fest

best question for a lingerie party: Does it come in kid's sizes?

/And i do too.

Maybe it's some of that hot and magically erotic secret mormon underwear.

Really, I'm not surprised by anything they do at this point. Next up, "BJs for Jesus."


Good place to discuss religious absurdities. (pops)

crazyeddie: LOL...Silly Christians. Resorting to cheap gags and stunts to prop up your failing myth. Give it 20-30 more years, and Jesus will join the esteemed ranks of Zeus and Thor.

please.... they did much cooler things than jesus did. thor outdrank giants and fought death, zeus farked like 20 women that we know of, threw lightning bolts at people who pissed him off and had his daughter come out of his head after he bashed it with an axe....

/i rest my case