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(Dayton Daily News)   Old and busted: Streaking at sporting events. New hotness: Streaking at church   (daytondailynews.com) divider line 56
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2005-09-25 01:29:51 PM  
Come as you are.
 
2005-09-25 01:39:06 PM  
"Apparently while the people were inside the church, (Douglas), who was completely naked, entered the side door, and sat down in one of the pews," the report said. "All the people who were inside the church then left and refused to return until the police had removed" him.


So, he arrived just as God made him, yet the rest of God's cult shunned him.

Interesting.
 
2005-09-25 01:51:38 PM  
If any ladies want to streak my house, drop me an email.
 
2005-09-25 02:05:48 PM  
God sees you naked anyway. What difference does it make?

/waits for the inevitable "noodly appendage" jokes
 
2005-09-25 04:25:45 PM  
Gotta love those streaking stories.
 
2005-09-25 04:26:40 PM  
Ramen!
 
2005-09-25 04:27:09 PM  
Dad?
 
2005-09-25 04:27:50 PM  
He has risen!
 
2005-09-25 04:29:31 PM  
If I were that guy I would have run up to the pulpit and said a witty one-liner. At least I'd get a few laughs. Any suggestions?
 
2005-09-25 04:29:40 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
 
2005-09-25 04:29:45 PM  
that "come as you are" phrase must have expired
 
2005-09-25 04:29:46 PM  
now that's innovation.
 
2005-09-25 04:32:58 PM  
I'd prefer to picture women naked at church, like in these NSFW links:

Tara Fitzgerald in "Sirens"
Ashley Judd in "Norma Jean & Marilyn"
 
2005-09-25 04:34:27 PM  
It's the second coming of Adam!

/I gotta go to that church, Eve can't be too far behind
 
2005-09-25 04:37:02 PM  
Too bad he didn't take a whiz on the Eucharist.
 
2005-09-25 04:41:49 PM  
Priceless! I love it, now that is some funny shiite
 
2005-09-25 04:44:46 PM  
 
2005-09-25 04:47:40 PM  
It almost sounded like a joke...A naked man enters a church..
 
2005-09-25 04:53:45 PM  
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uavailable for comment
 
2005-09-25 04:59:10 PM  
Marilyn Monroe said she had a fantasy about walking into church naked.
 
2005-09-25 05:05:04 PM  
Maybe the guy was just there to pray that God would give him clothes!
 
2005-09-25 05:11:19 PM  
What did he expect--that they'd all start crying and having seizures? Geez, kid...Go back to your your mom's basement and listen to your Beck collection if you can't be a functional part of society.
 
2005-09-25 05:15:22 PM  
Ohio tag now!
 
2005-09-25 05:16:13 PM  
"...leaving seven or eight members speechless..."

that's bad when you can count the number of people in a catholic church on both hands.
 
2005-09-25 05:26:50 PM  
shallowdiver: that's bad when you can count the number of people in a catholic church on both hands.

Unless you only use the thumb from each hand...

/both pointing down, of course
//I can count to 21!
 
2005-09-25 05:34:35 PM  
Did you hear the one about the five nuns and the candelabra?
 
2005-09-25 05:41:17 PM  
As a former Daytonian.. I can only say this.. It was bound to happen sooner or later.. 95% of folks who grow up in Dayton turn out to be wankjobs.. I was in the 5% luckily..
 
2005-09-25 06:02:46 PM  
DRUG RELATED

/ short enough to go all caps
 
2005-09-25 06:05:51 PM  
911 IS A JOKE DONTCHAKNOW

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2005-09-25 06:11:03 PM  
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Take that, right wing America!
 
2005-09-25 06:20:11 PM  
I Have Assumed Control
Caps Lock is like cruise control for cool.
 
2005-09-25 06:26:58 PM  
"Apparently while the people were inside the church, (Douglas), who was completely naked, entered the side door, and sat down in one of the pews," the report said. "All the people who were inside the church then left and refused to return until the police had removed" him.

Wow, you'd think he was carrying a machine gun or threatening to set off a bomb.

This says a lot about religious people.

I fully support the streaker for reminding us of the religious stupidity that we knew was there all along.

/why is the naked body equivalent to the plague to these people?!? How do these people bathe? Do they bathe? Church must smell like perfume and B.O.
//been in a Christian church maybe four times
 
2005-09-25 06:38:57 PM  
This guy stole my idea. I've been wanting to start a denomination like this for a long time. Anyone with me on this, say "Amen"!
 
2005-09-25 07:02:50 PM  
What a bunch of farking hypocrites.

Jesus was butt-arse naked on the cross (the little wrap he has on the crucifix is only thanks to the puritans), yet some regular guy naked in the church is bad, eh? I guess you can only go naked if you have a beard, smell like a goat and died 2,000 years ago.

Mark 15:24 And when they had crucified him, they parted his garments, casting lots upon them, what every man should take.

John 19:23 Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments, and made four parts, to every soldier a part; and also his coat: now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout.
 
2005-09-25 07:06:43 PM  
a naked man sitting at a bus stop, getting on the bus, getting off the bus and walking west on Xenia,


The odd part about this story is that there's a street named "Xenia"
 
2005-09-25 07:10:02 PM  
 
2005-09-25 07:14:49 PM  
lelio
There is a town called Xenia in OH. Well, it's big enough to be a town in Ohio.

/Ohioan
//Love Columbus
 
2005-09-25 07:50:03 PM  
Can someone explain what the hold-up is on getting an Ohio tag?
 
2005-09-25 08:02:59 PM  
Can someone explain to me why every single person on fark thinks their state needs it's own tag?
Florida gets one because it is stupid on a level above that of the rest of the states. if your state had it's own tag, the florida tag would have less meaning

/not from florida
//or america
 
2005-09-25 08:23:35 PM  
My hometown. Truly a nice place to be from...
 
2005-09-25 09:18:13 PM  
supertoad: Can someone explain to me why every single person on fark thinks their state needs it's own tag?


We really need to get a USA tag. Does this story, at long last, warrant it?
 
2005-09-25 09:19:53 PM  
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2005-09-25 09:36:15 PM  
I don't understand what religion has to do with being seriously annoyed by jerks. Attacking the religion for the reaction is farking retarded.
 
2005-09-25 10:02:21 PM  
When police searched the confessional, they found an altarboy's outfit and a very flustered priest.
 
Jaq
2005-09-25 10:28:58 PM  
I heard they caught him by the organ.

*groan*
 
2005-09-25 10:53:32 PM  
ST MARY'S CHURCH
310 ALLEN ST
DAYTON, OH 45410
(937) 256-5633
 
2005-09-25 11:19:57 PM  
Buerschen said parishioners told him, "He was running around the church naked."

...And I hollered over at Ethel...I said "Don't look Ethel!!"
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...
 
2005-09-25 11:54:26 PM  
Day_Old_Dutchie

Now that is one fine reference!

/comin' out of the cheap seats
 
2005-09-26 02:03:44 AM  
let the lawsuits commence

/nudity offends god
//god damns all who have seen nudity to hell!
///Money can buy tickets into heaven, just go ask the pope!
 
2005-09-26 02:12:02 AM  
It never ceases to amaze me how a religion filled with people who claim to have been, "Freed from the bondage of the law," led by a dead guy who was killed for being an iconoclast seem to so enjoy having people incarcerated for not living up to their standards...



You're only free to do what I tell you is right to do...
 
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