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(Bangor News)   Maine elementary school make exercise mandatory for all students and staff   (bangornews.com) divider line 91
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2005-09-24 05:08:45 PM
Mmmm, exercise. I'll get around to it one of these days.

/really I will.
 
2005-09-24 05:42:53 PM
Yay for putting thirty sweaty people in the same cramped, airless room for hours at a time!
 
2005-09-24 05:47:17 PM
Not sure about staff, but for kids, it's called "gym".

I had manditory gym class in college, too. Not may still do that.
 
2005-09-24 05:58:54 PM
It's actually a nice idea, but ten minutes of the hokey pokey isn't really a workout and doesn't actually teach kids anything about fitness. It might get some of the wiggles out of the kids, though, which is good.
 
2005-09-24 06:10:55 PM
Yeah, ten-twenty minutes really isn't enough. Perhaps replace desks with little treadmills with tables attached. Any kid slows down, FAIL!
 
2005-09-24 07:43:14 PM
So, did anyone else mis-read the headline as "Marine elementary school..."?

I wonder if R. Lee Ermy will be teaching there?
 
2005-09-24 08:55:49 PM
What alternative will they offer for the religious folks?
Intelligent sweating, perhaps?
 
2005-09-24 11:36:23 PM
Good grammar still optional
 
2005-09-25 12:55:23 AM
You betcha
 
2005-09-25 12:57:36 AM

I guess the hunters in Maine got tired of shooting moose, just to find out the had actually shot someone's wife.


I love moose. And Maine women.

 
2005-09-25 01:01:08 AM
When I was in elementary school we had gym, 30-45 minutes (can't remember exactly) a day at the end of each school day. Had to run the mile about twice a week. Did I miss something and they stopped gym in the last 12 years at most elementary schools?
 
2005-09-25 01:01:33 AM
A..E...I...O..U, Now make it uglier!
Am feeling a severe lack of motivation here. Peeps! Time to move, make relaxing a pleasure again.
Sorry, am an activity proffesional.
Maine. 1/2 of my Heart and best memmories...
 
2005-09-25 01:02:46 AM
As a result, the kids in Ed Murphy's fifth-grade class at Calais Elementary School were singing and dancing Friday.

Students of Viagra university unavailable for comment.
 
2005-09-25 01:03:59 AM
Fnord:

I did misread it as such. But I've been slamming vodka sevens until my ride gets here. Whats your excuse??!
 
2005-09-25 01:04:28 AM
what about handicap students?
 
2005-09-25 01:05:53 AM
Bangor?
I hardly know her...

Wait until somebody tears an ACL or otherwise damages themselves or others doing mandatory morning calisthenics.
 
2005-09-25 01:08:46 AM
Bootysama: When I was in elementary school we had gym, 30-45 minutes (can't remember exactly) a day at the end of each school day. Had to run the mile about twice a week. Did I miss something and they stopped gym in the last 12 years at most elementary schools?

When I was in elementary school(late '80s to early '90s), we had P.E. one day a week for...I think it was 45 minutes, maybe an hour.
 
2005-09-25 01:09:42 AM
After reading the article, and "The Hokey Pokey" being too much for the elementary student body?
My Seniors, who have given up freedom, homes, Life-loved possesions.
Maine needs Me, and the rest of my staff.
 
2005-09-25 01:12:06 AM
Did anyone else have the experience where the fat kids didn't have to participate in gym class, and instead had to write short papers as they sat on the bleachers?

/class of 2004
 
2005-09-25 01:12:28 AM
What ever happened to schools concentrating on teaching?
 
2005-09-25 01:12:55 AM
Lived in Falmouth Foreside a little over two years...
never could figure out why everyone called teh Bangor area "Downeast".

/ Yesss-ah!
 
2005-09-25 01:15:44 AM
We used to have PE everyday until 10th grade (9th grade was the last year). So whats the fuss over? The only new thing in the mix is making the staff do it too. Which I don't have a problem with.
 
2005-09-25 01:17:12 AM
They're doing it here in Nevada too. Every teacher has a little pedometer that measures how many steps they take. Apparently, they have to be above a certain number or they get some kinda reprimand.
 
2005-09-25 01:19:59 AM
Hey, I like this idea. Maybe my fatass football coach, with the muscle mass and body shape of McDonald's "Grimace" will finally get into shape too.

/exercise - its not just for kids
//it would really help him.
///In Maine, could they tell the teachers to run a few laps?
 
2005-09-25 01:20:49 AM
Oh sure, it starts innocently enough. First the mandatory excercise. Then the youth camps. And.....and then....the racial cleansing!!!!

/fear monger
//actually, i think the excercise is good for the little turds
///and the teachers too
////go maine!
 
2005-09-25 01:20:57 AM
I was in Wells last weekend. Agree some seafood rocks, but a body is meant to move. Walking, after 20's, at a somewhat brisk pace. Keeps everything right and equal.
 
2005-09-25 01:22:26 AM
Survival of the fittest. We don't want any of you lard-asses in our gene pool.
 
2005-09-25 01:23:17 AM
Ugh, yeah. We used to have that...it was called recess. We had 3 - 15 minute breaks throughout the day. Our teachers would make us run around the field across the street from the school before we could even go play. Then we'd go play on the jungle gyms and merry go-rounds. If we fell or were pushed, it would be on cement or gravel. Bloodshed was common, but we sucked it up and dealt with it. Plus, if you cried too much about it, everyone would laugh at you.

Then, 2-3 times per week (depending on the grade level) we'd have this class called PE. There would be many different "chapters" including tennis, basketball, hockey, and gymnastics. My personal favorites were hockey and tennis, since they're the only sports I can marginally play and be competitive in. In 6th, 7th, and 8th grade, once a week, we'd just run for the entire class period. Fun times were had by all.
 
2005-09-25 01:23:23 AM
bangor? I hardly know her!
 
2005-09-25 01:23:49 AM
Good idea. Afterall, you have to keep the kids fit and trim for the upcoming draft.
 
2005-09-25 01:28:01 AM
Well, you passed English and Math with flying colors, but you failed FAT!
So you fail at life you fat kunt!

/Miller High Life is my friend
 
2005-09-25 01:29:32 AM
eskimeaux

So sorry, Class of '74, Thanks to NYS, just not feeling any sympothy here.
 
2005-09-25 01:29:53 AM
 
2005-09-25 01:33:00 AM
Awwww gawd, let's drag BUSH into this.

Ironic, Bill Clinton was supporting Physical Education throughout his administration.

http://www.pe4life.org/pressrelease.php?prnum=10

PE 4 Life?

/sounds painful
//pass the 128oz drink
///ooh, it's clear
 
2005-09-25 01:35:47 AM
I do like the idea of making the staff participate. Leadership by example, as well as showing kids the horrors of not exercising enough.

As for me, I had P.E. something like 3 times a week for 30-45 min until spring of 9th grade. I was able to get out of it then because I cracked my skull riding my bike (literally: blood clot, drilling, titanium plates, etc) and the school didn't want the liability. That, and the fact that I couldn't see straight for three months.


/No, I don't set off metal detectors
//No, magnets don't stick to my head
///Haven't touched a bike in 8 years :(
////Slashiaty goodness
 
2005-09-25 01:36:19 AM
DNRTFA...

Still sounds like a good idea to me. We should not have ass widths, that rival Buicks.

/Tired of these SoB's
//Drivin' these SUV's.
///slash
 
2005-09-25 01:37:26 AM
Yay! Teachers need even more of their day micromanaged by government mandates.

Gym class gave teachers a planning period. Now they have to use class time for excercise which they too must do.

Between this and ever-increasing standardized testing, when can actual content instruction occur?
 
2005-09-25 01:39:21 AM
I'm moving to Bangor in a few weeks. My girlfriend's in school up there until May of '07. I am NOT looking forward to the next year and a half. Bangor is not the worst Maine has to offer but it's pretty bad. Hell, even Portland is kind-of weak. The thing about Maine is that the farther north you go, the more like the deep south it becomes. Except it's colder, there's more pine trees, and the yokel accents are all French Canadian.

/*SIGH*
 
2005-09-25 01:40:29 AM

Wow, I live in Calais. We definitely have a problem with fat students and large teachers, and maybe its time someone took some action against it.


/think I know those girls in the photos

 
2005-09-25 01:52:54 AM
huh... when i was in school, we had gym every day, and aerobics every tuesday and thursday. mandatory. in new jersey, no less.
 
2005-09-25 02:06:03 AM
wasn't that the point of gym and recess?
kids don't really need to be forced to run around and play.
just give them the opportunity. They all will MUCH rather go out and play than stay in and do schoolwork while at school. Yes at home there is the tv and computer to waste away around but not at school
/i would have hated to be the kid forced to do the truffle shuffle
//sadly now i may have to as an adult :(
///miss being a skinny hyperactive kid
 
2005-09-25 02:11:54 AM
Was anyone else aroused by the picture?
 
2005-09-25 02:12:38 AM
I had P.E. every day at school up until 10th grade. Three different states; one each for elementary, middle, and high school (class of 2001). All had mandatory P.E. Stupid Georgia had separate P.E. classes for girls and boys. *rolls eyes* Welcome to 1950. That's better than no P.E. at all, though.

Roy Allen
Can you buy alcohol on Sunday?
 
2005-09-25 02:19:27 AM
Anyone complaining that the teachers don't have time for "planning" is out of their mind. Putting together a lesson plan for less than 6 months is simple, assuming you do more then watch General Hospital and eat Twinkies for 3 months during the summer. Get their fat asses on the treadmill just like their students, force them to be a good example.
 
2005-09-25 02:21:41 AM
Being placed into a Nursing Home equals 'fatties', in mainstream high schools. Excerscises mandatory min. 6x per month. Dosen't factor in amount you are required to pay in, ya know with the high price of insurance and all.
So sorry, feeling for you're lifelong endurance and support.
 
2005-09-25 02:27:01 AM
I really must not have been paying attention to the state of things in America's public schools. Have they really slashed physical education to the point of nonexistence?Here in Chicago (home of extremely tight school budgets), we had an hour of gym class every day during grade school. In high school we had 40 minutes of Phys. Ed. 3 times a week. On top of that, before our school got a soccer team, we had very popular pick-up games in the adjacent park most afternoons. This was all in the '70s and '80s. Something about being young made you want to move around, and yes there were plenty of video games and computers back then.

/we didn't call 'em swedish lunchboxes back then
//no one tied an onion to their belt; it never was the style
///slashing's cool on fark, not on education budgets
////</soapbox>
 
2005-09-25 02:30:34 AM
Sad that they have to conscript the lardasses into what I knew as PE or "Gym".

Then again, we actually had to make the team, meaning we went out for track, baseball, etc. and if you didn't try hard enough, you were cut.

I remember running every evening just to make the basketball team. Same deal for the Army shooting team, running team, etc.

Don't give medals/ribbons just for showing up-it just encourages slackers.
 
2005-09-25 02:38:16 AM
We definitely have a problem with fat students and large teachers, and maybe its time someone took some action against it.

Cranky old guy, you represent everything that's wrong with the world.
 
2005-09-25 02:44:50 AM
ccmods:

You are talking out your ass. A good lesson plan for a 50 minute class can take quite awhile to put together. Of course, that is a high school lesson plan, but I am sure it takes just as mush time for a lower school teacher to do the same. Of course, I am sure you are basing your opinion on the vast amount of teaching experience you have, right?
 
2005-09-25 02:48:09 AM
Damn, when did they get rid of PE. Had PE every day from elementry school up to High School. In High School it was an elective, but it was required in middle school and elementary. I remember in middle school, we had this group of girls who refused to exercise because they'd sweat, and then they'd have to take a shower and mess up their makeup/hair. So they got their parents to write them notes excusing them from any physical exercise. Used to piss the PE teacher the fark off, but he couldn't over ride it. Most of those girls were fat and usually preggers before high school was over.

I also remember in High School, we had problems with the girls. The teacher would split the class into male/female, and each gender would play a different game. The girls complained it was sexist, so the gym teacher had to stop doing that, and have the boys and girls play co-ed. Then the girls would complain that the boys were "playing too hard" and that we needed to quit running so fast, or throwing the ball so hard, or whatever.

Damn it, don't ask to play dodge ball with the boys if you aren't willing to take a ball shot to the chin every now and then!

We went from playing games like dodgeball, touch football, and basketball to having to do gay stuff like mariachi, soccer, and frisbee golf so the girls would feel like they had a chance to do good.
 
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