No. When I'm drunk, I like most people's daughters.

I like the daughters too, but this ones a little young for me.

At first i said to myself "worthless without pics". Then i clicked the article.

:(

Well if mom and dad would stop dressing her like a whore, there wouldn't be a problem.

father of the year
/so does he want them to start drinking early?
//2.5 is a little ridiculous though

blah, blah, blah, it's amazing how my kid is so incredible, blah, blah, no other child has been like mine, blah blah,


Genetic brainwashing so you don't kill your own spawn.

They are the ones that think their kid running up and down the aisles of a restaurant is cute ... how can anyone not like my kid? ..... Isn't it funny how he's pulling all the cereal boxes off the shelves, ha, ha, ha, ..

Wow, what a prohibitionist.

Beer goggles. That kid is butt-ugly.

Worthless without pics.

scape:

Flamebait article.

It's funny how the mods/admins can serve up flamer articles, then turn around and ban someone for flaming or straying a bit off-topic in said thread.

Almost as if there's a time and place for it to happen, and times when you don't want some dumbass trying to make people fly off the handle...

Maybe this asshat should learn to be a better parent and not expose his daughter to locales where drunk people hang out in droves.

scape: Flamebait article.

It's funny how the mods/admins can serve up flamer articles, then turn around and ban someone for flaming or straying a bit off-topic in said thread.

Hey, it's a admin/mod is an onery job. If they occasionally want to amuse themselves at our expense, that's not too much to offer for all their work.

/brown
//nose

Leiterfluid: Maybe this asshat should learn to be a better parent and not expose his daughter to locales where drunk people hang out in droves.

And never see her father?

I feel the same about kittens when I'm drunk. Kittens can be OK after a few drinks, but sober, I'd just assume they were run over by a bus.

At two years old, if you already know that drunks like your kid, you REALLY need to reevaluate your life choices. Perhaps find new friends. Find new places to go to. You know, have some new ideas, new ways of doing things. If you don't, you're kid is going to end up a crack whore dating "Bubba" who is so poor, he goes mudding in a 83 Carrolla.

Stay classy San Diego

This is one of the gayest red-lighted links evar...

shadowself
surely you can't believe this is not a humour piece!

Sure looks like they do. I thought it was obvious. I'm stunned that anyone could believe this was real.

that was the dumbest shiat-crust of an article I have ever farking read.

The big upside to turning Alex into the drunk's favorite kid has paid off in dividends. We have lots of free time thanks to the number of single and soused people who meet our child at a party and offer to baby-sit.

Hmmm. Nothing like letting a drunk babysit a 2 year old.

I'm afraid I have to write-off this article. From my experience, parenthood, at least while the kids are still young, utterly precludes drunkenness, or going out with other people who get drunk. It's simply too damn much effort, and you child's needs must be addressed regardless of whether you're drunk or not.

Besides, kids that age suck all the life out of you, such that after the first beer you fall asleep.

Anybody else misread the headline as the author comparing his daughter to other drunk people?

/Eats
//Shoots
///Leaves

I call shenanigans. I'm drunk right now, and I like neither the author or his daughter.

when im drunk i like your clamcakes

SpongeJamie - NoPants: I call shenanigans. I'm drunk right now, and I like neither the author or his daughter.

Heard and seconded, can I get a witness.

I'm a stay at home Dad; is it wrong for me to take my 18 month old to the track?

"see the puppies running, honey? Say 'Go number 6'!"

Haha. That's awesome, it sounds like it could be straight out of the Onion's Public Pulse page.

Diabolic

Can't you just hear that guy? "Look, honey, look at Britney-Lou! Har har, ain't she cute? Honey, bring the TV out here...Robbie Gordon has the pole today. Britney-Lou, you going to have your own pole one day huh precious..."

Drunk people like everybody. Has this guy never been drunk?

SpongeJamie - NoPants

lol

priceless

David Moye is a La Mesa-based writer. He craved a dirty vodka martini while writing this story.

Might have something to do with drunk people being more likely to make fools of themselves over cute things than sober ones.

Leiterfluid: Maybe this asshat should learn to be a better parent and not expose his daughter to locales where drunk people hang out in droves.

Maybe you should be less judgmental of people with whom you are only familiar through a single piece of writing.

Boost her self-esteem, buy that kid a shot of tequila.

/calling DFC...while reading>

"The big upside to turning Alex into the drunk's favorite kid has paid off in dividends. We have lots of free time thanks to the number of single and soused people who meet our child at a party and offer to baby-sit."

(It's always a good idea to let drunken strangers baby-sit the kids--worked great for Lindburgh).

/Robert Young spins in the grave...<

" rel="nofollow">stills from SNL's thong diaper commercial

ack! html no worky.

http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&q=saturday+night+live+diaper&sp ell=1

Wine does not come in a box.

/right on, greaser_77

corndog420 Maybe you should be less judgmental of people with whom you are only familiar through a single piece of writing

Why?

/You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

This is pretty funny stuff, for La Mesa...