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(post-dispatch.com)   'Beat Me In St. Louis' opens today; grab your extra towels & linens at the front desk   (home.post-dispatch.com ) divider line
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2002-04-27 03:19:57 PM  
Bigpeeler better take some cool pictures like he said he would. =+)
 
2002-04-27 04:47:10 PM  
Is Bigpeeler from STL?
 
2002-04-27 04:48:42 PM  
"On Friday, representatives of a statewide women's group traveled to Jefferson City to support a resolution by Sen. John Loudon, R-Ballwin, condemning the Howard Johnson hotel chain for hosting the event."

You know, it's pretty farking sad when feminist groups are so bored they're trying to inspire legislation to say that a hotel chain is "bad." Don't they have something better to be concerned with?

Not to mention, if their whole point of view is that they're a persecuted "minority," they should be a lot more understanding of other persecuted groups.
 
GXL
2002-04-27 04:49:22 PM  
Fun for the whole family, whether they're into sadomasochism, fetishes, cross-dressing, role playing or power exchange! its about pleasure!
 
2002-04-27 04:49:59 PM  
Wow, I'm in St. Louis... Wild horses couldn't stop me!
 
2002-04-27 04:55:02 PM  
How many St. Louis (area) Farkers are there? At least I'm not alone :)
 
2002-04-27 04:55:13 PM  
Yeah, I'm in St.Louis. But I can't take any pictures because my hands are tied. (I'm typing with my.......never mind.)
 
2002-04-27 04:57:00 PM  
mogiswhipped?? Nah.

Maybe GALM can come through with a live report.
 
2002-04-27 04:59:30 PM  
Im from st.louis

and I would have never known this event was even going on in my own backyard if it wasnt for the free advertising the women's group gave. thanxs girls

like Barnum said, there is no such thing as bad publicity
 
2002-04-27 04:59:54 PM  
Sidi: Just because it's a womens group doesn't mean they are feminists. They are throwing support behind a republican sponsored bill, which leads me to believe they lean more toward the conservative end of the spectrum in their reasons for objecting.
 
2002-04-27 05:03:26 PM  
Grivas,
Good call man. GALM live report would be quite interesting I bet.

Bigpeeler,
Don't forget, it is all in the wrist. =+0
 
2002-04-27 05:04:56 PM  
So they're trying to make it illegal to have sex how you want?

Kill 'em, that's what I'd do.
 
2002-04-27 05:05:05 PM  
My date.

[image from 216.136.200.194 too old to be available]
 
2002-04-27 05:09:59 PM  
She looks good Bigpeeler, but where are you going to put it in now?
 
2002-04-27 05:29:39 PM  
Sen. John Loudon can eat me in St. Louis.
 
2002-04-27 05:29:46 PM  
Meet Me In Saint Louis, Louis
Words by Andrew B. Sterling
Music by Kerry Mills
with slight modifications by yours truly.

Now Louis came home to the flat, He hung up his whip and his bat,
He gazed all around, but no wifey he found, So he said "Where can that biatch be at?"
A note on the table he spied, He read it just once, then he cried.
It ran, "Louis, dear, it's too slow for me here, So I think I will go for a ride."

"Beat me in St. Louis, Louis, Beat me at the fair,
Don't tell me if anyone's watching, Any place but there,
We will dance the Hoochee Koochee, I you can smack my tootsie wootsie;
Beat me in St. Louis, Louis, Beat me at the fair."

The bondage garb in the hall, Was gone, she had taken it all,
She took his cock rings and the rest of his things; The paddle he missed from the wall.
"What! Moving!" the janitor said, "Your rent is paid three months ahead!"
"What good is the flat?" said poor Louis, "Read that." And the janitor got erect as he read.

"Beat me in St. Louis, Louis, Beat me at the fair,
Don't tell me if anyone's watching, Any place but there,
We will dance the Hoochee Koochee, I you can smack my tootsie wootsie;
Beat me in St. Louis, Louis, Beat me at the fair."
 
2002-04-27 05:32:55 PM  
lmao Hytes. Well said.
 
2002-04-27 05:36:25 PM  
Let the people do what they want. Why are fundies and womens groups so pissed off? They don't have to attend. People can have sex with whoever they want.
 
2002-04-27 05:47:51 PM  
Sounds like a Fark Party in St Louis, yea
 
2002-04-27 05:48:21 PM  
Um, Sidi and Trevorn, CWA is not a feminist group. They are a conservative, whiny anti-feminist "ladies' group." Which is to say, they probably are outraged that there are going to be women at this event who are having orgasms.
 
2002-04-27 05:54:58 PM  
A spokesman for the Leather & Lace foundation reached for comment had this to say:

"MMMMMF!!! MMMMM!!! MMFFFFFF!"
 
2002-04-27 06:02:04 PM  
Sounds like a great party. Too bad I'm 700 miles away and watching after my kids while my wife is out running errands. Otherwise I'd be there (and probably be square).
 
2002-04-27 06:04:32 PM  
Mythato's right; you should check out their site.
(if you dare - it's some truly horiffic site design, complete with *marquee* tags and whatnot. It's scary.)

Among the things they're worried about are "the homosexuals" and of course, handy-dandy donation boxes. It's a beauty.
 
2002-04-27 06:05:01 PM  
this makes me glad im in boston.
 
2002-04-27 06:05:35 PM  
Gah, that was a bad post. I meant to say it is CWA's site, and that they're worried about "the homosexuals" and that the site includes easy-to-use donation boxes (you can also sign up for a CWA Platinum VISA Card. rofl).
 
2002-04-27 06:07:30 PM  
can't... stop ... posting...

or laughing. Check out this paragraph from their front page. Note the scare quotes. lmfao.

Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, has joined the board of a "gay" activist Republican group that seeks to make homosexuality a "non-issue" in the GOP and compares opposition to homosexuality to racism.
 
2002-04-27 06:28:05 PM  
After looking at the CWFA website it seems the major thing
they're concerned with is other people's private bits.
 
2002-04-27 06:28:51 PM  
I live about five miles away. Maybe I'll throw on some leather and hang round the lobby looking humiliated and hope I make the background crowd shot during the evening news live cut away (Hi Mom!). Better yet, Maybe I'll just bang on a bunch of room doors and announce a raid.
 
2002-04-27 06:33:00 PM  
I'm in O'Fallon (illinois). I can hear the whip snaps from here. (hiding under covers)
 
2002-04-27 06:58:38 PM  
Hey, im from st.louis! (well near it) Sounds fun....
 
2002-04-27 06:59:52 PM  
The whole convention is just one big pain in the ass
 
2002-04-27 07:50:08 PM  
Alton, IL. Right across the ole' Mississippi :) I work in STL tho... I'd like to check it out, but I'll just wait for the pics :)
 
2002-04-27 07:57:17 PM  
What we truly need is a BDSM-Fark combo party!
 
2002-04-27 08:08:00 PM  
FARK parties turned so slowly into BDSM parties i did'nt even really notice until i was dressed in a leather domo-kun face mask and forced to eat large quantities of institutional size mustard.
 
2002-04-27 09:24:21 PM  
Maybe they'd like it if the folks at the Baptist convention came over and gave them a good old fashioned bible thumpin!
 
2002-04-27 09:31:53 PM  
You are invited
To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern
You are invited
So bring something we can burn
You are invited
You might wanna bring some extra towels
Just in case someone
Happens to get disemboweled

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern

You are invited
To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern
You are invited
So many things for you to learn
You are invited
You might wanna bring some extra dip
A case of RC Cola
And a couple of leather whips

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern
 
2002-04-27 10:36:22 PM  
You know, we really need to lobby for a St.Louis Farkfest. There are a lot of Farkers from St.Louie, and this town really does rock.
 
2002-04-27 11:04:28 PM  
Jeez, they're across the river and heading for Fairview Heights!
[image from fatchicksinpartyhats.com too old to be available]
 
2002-04-27 11:05:30 PM  
Gaah!!! My eyes!
 
2002-04-27 11:53:05 PM  
The CWA is pro-death penalty. So, at a Missouri Senate hearing when they were testifying against a death penalty moratorium, someone asked them what should be done to prevent innocent people from being killed on death row.

Their answer? Give the death penalty to prosecutors who try to give the death penalty to innocent people. Said with a straight face, too.

Most. Scary. Group. Ever.
 
2002-04-28 12:03:57 AM  
aaaagh
*curses pj6 while diving for bleach - for keyboard, monitor, eyes*

pj6, may you wind up in the close company of those two for a long period of time as karmic retribution for posting that most frightening of photos this side of bob goatse. (Or the other side, for that matter, frankly)
 
2002-04-28 12:36:00 AM  
The satirical group Ladies Against Women was based on these bozos.
 
2002-04-28 11:06:21 AM  
a resolution by Sen. John Loudon, R-Ballwin, condemning the Howard Johnson hotel chain for hosting the event.

Heres another one of those crazy right-wing Republicans, standing up for less government intrusion into private lives.
 
2002-04-28 11:09:24 AM  
Nx99

Dead Milkmen rule ;)
 
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