Moo!

Please pray for Omarion!

oh I thought for once I would get to be first to make a comment! Dang

// doesn't care about the article
///just wanted to be FIRST

Great, now beef will be up to $5/gallon.

blah, i mean moo. blah.

Live CNN coverage:

The headline was much better than the article.

We Got COWS!

Carry on my wayward son,
There'll be beef when you are done.

/this concludes my knowledge of Kansas Lyrics
//altho I did see them open for Styx
///my wife made me go

Yeah, I herd this too. They better mooooove those cows out of the way or some farmers are gonna have a beef with the tenderizing Rita delivers, unless it just grazes them. Steaks in cattle futures are sure to drop in the coming days.

'nother cow!

Good thing they aren't all pig farmers, or a lot of people would have to be fulfilling promises they never thought they'd have to...

/obvious

You're right. You're right, I'm no good. How could I do that? I'm a sick pers... cows!

kudos on the headline.

Guess what I heard?

...Cattle

An immature moment...

Little birdy in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?
I'll be good, I won't cry...
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

/Oh, fark me.

George Bush hates cows!

ekdikeo4

Sorry I made you waste your livewire, those are yummers. I like to see a pic of it being snorted out your nose though :P

All we are is meat in the wind.

I for one am happy about the higher price of beef. Perhaps this will finally force everyone to consider alternate food sources. Thus allowing to reduce our dependence on foreign food sources. Wait what are we....

Be clear, my dear
As the storm draws near
the cows, I fear
Will get blown the hell outta here

"That's big cattle country there," Agriculture Department meteorologist Brad Rippey said Thursday."

In big cattle country,
Cows fly over you,
When Rita blows by the country-side!

Personally I think the the government is swinging the pendulum a little too extreme on the whole Rita thing.

Being that I live within smelling distance of Hereford, I'm not too concerned about not being able to get a steak when I want it, but the more serious concern here is the economic damage this is going to do.

No, the U.S. is not going to have an immediate famine. We have too much farmland for that to happen.

The U.S. exports a metric shiatload of food, including cows and other livestock. If and when our export herds die out, it's going to hurt business, make beef harder to get and therefore more expensive, and generally decrease the quality of beef available to Americans.

Hope everyone likes eating weiners.

Bf+: Live CNN coverage:

That's B.S., man.

WooHoo, I'm gonna fly!

//Sudden desire to listen to Pink Floyd

Is Canadian Beef still barred from crossing the border ?

if the worst happens... we might get back what we lost in the past years...

/moo... eh?

I think that all the phenomena we have seen lately, particularly with the hurricanes, can be attributed to one thing: His Holy Noodliness needs more meatballs to provide to converts, hence he is calling the cows "home" for the betterment of everyone in line at noodley gates.

I have to presume that our lord does not like Cajun food very much.

MILKSHAKE!

Oh yeah, this one small corner of Texas sure is going to put the entire beef industry in chaos. Because God knows there aren't any other places in this country raising beef cattle.



Yeah, Henny "Texas" Penny, I don't think the sky is gonna fall without you guys...

Giant frogs! Giant frogs! What can I say? Back to you!

I for one, welcome our aerial bovine overlords.

Cardinal Your picture is funny. Those cows look like junkies.

Hey..anyone know the HTML code for the musical note that's in the headline?

If it does kill all the cattle in the path you could have quite the post hurricane bbq! Screw FEMA fire up the grill.
Texas does not produce all the beef in the US, the upper midwest, central plains and western states like CO, WY, MT produce quite a bit.

demand has increased from Iraq and Nigeria,

Nigeria hunh? riiiiiiight.

Akbar would smell that coming from miles away.

tiffanielarae: just wanted to be FIRST

hehe, there can be only one ;)


This weather is rough on the ol' livestock, to be sure.

As a surfer, I use cows to tell whether the wind is blowing onshore or off. Since cows face thier backsides into the wind, a quick look that the pasture will tell me if it's be offshore or blown out....

=)

E.S.Q.:

cows face thier backsides into the wind

We call that an "Air Enema"

/you do NOT want to see which way cows face in a tornado

lunarworks

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! Thanks for helping me start my morning right...