Wow. That took some balls.

Well...one anyway.

ET - The Extra Testicle.

I almost envy the player. I'd rather have my testicle's crushed in a vice than go through the pain and agony of heartbreak ever again. She left me, she cut out my HEART! I can always function with one or zero testicles, but will I ever love again? Will this pain in my chest ever go away or do I just get used to it? Why? Why?

Could you have come up with a more tasteless title? Having a tumor in your testicle is nothing to laugh about...

Just a cover story. He made the mistake of saying to someone "I'd give my left nut to play for the 49ers" and they took him up on it.

Jostuh: "I can always function with one or zero testicles"

Are you nuts?

Joshtuh has a detachable penis too, don't need a real one... no sir-ee.

Siberslava:Date created: 2002-04-21 21:30:48

...been on Fark for less than a week & you're biatching about people being more sensitive?

You're in for a baptism by fire, my friend

04-27-02 09:52:42 AM Jostuh

Put your testicles in a vice and try out your theory. I think you just might change your mind.

Stupid title, though.

You have no idea... The emotional and psychological agony I'm experiencing cannot compare to any simple physical torture anyone can imagine.

He is a brave man. He isn't less of a man, because he only has one ball.

What do you think about a man with one ball...you think he has two strikes against him?

A unichest?

To the idiot that came up with that headline: Ha-fvckin-ha!
Your inference that gays lack testosterone or balls is comedy fool's gold, baby! Keep 'em coming.

So when they're in a huddle, and the coach says to give this guy the ball...

Coach, gimme the ball!

Jost...got dumped?

I knoew that team had no balls!

Winner of the coin toss gets the ball.

Is this like a one track poney?

Better to fit in with the locals, eh?

HeHe, I love it.

Is you BOTH testicles removed, you must become a brother or a *sister*
Or just a nutcake

Somebody get the sterno drinker translator.

Lamest. Item. Ever.
Jostuh Take up Photoshopping, I find it helps.

jostuh
love hurts but a testicle is forever.

I'll bet he's half the man he used to be.

The title gave me a refreshing new look at how great the human race is.

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Maybe the 'locals' are the 49ers, not the residents of San Francisco?

Regardless, this is a pretty lame thread, with a dopey tag -- it would only be [WEIRD] if he'd had the testicle removed for fun.

I hereby invoke Godwin's Law:
Hitler, it was said, only had one ball.

Yikes !
Tony Parrish is actually a pretty good player. He could have easily been voted into the Pro Bowl the last 2 years.
The Bears had to let him go, couldn't afford him.

The title "weird" is really tasteless. The guy had a tumor on his testicle. Hopefully whoever posted this article will someday have to endure the same procedure. What an A hole

Uniball

Not a funny headlint. The guy had a tumor. There's nothing weird about having a nut removed for that.

The player in question:

He had a tumor on his testicle and we give it a weird tag? Good call. In the future, though, I recommend we try to use: scary, sad, or sick. They'd probably work as well as "Weird" does.

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Yamas: I think the point is more, "this guy has one testicle," not, "this guy has cancer." The old "one testicle" line is comic gold! I mean, Hitler... the coach in "First Born"... Jostuh...

Cancer is never funny. Unless it's CancerBoy from the Kids in the Hall... or Meryl Streep's Skeleton from Fight Club... oh, hell, everything can be funny, what was I saying?

John Starks from the Utah Jazz had a tesicle removed...

BrotherLove: an enlarged one, too
that's why he was so pissed off

Scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel Where more appropriate, stupid?