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		Argue all you want about parental rights, but it's hard to be taken seriously when walking down a busy street drunk, wearing nothing but your underpants and a shotgun (news.com.au)		34
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bentheguard		2005-09-21 08:35:04 AM

how do you wear a shotgun?

the_rev		2005-09-21 08:42:45 AM

Says YOU.

Mordant		2005-09-21 08:59:54 AM

bentheguard: how do you wear a shotgun?

got a jar of vaseline ?

uncletrout		2005-09-21 09:42:51 AM

"A DRUNK man carried a shotgun down a busy Darwin street wearing only his underpants, Darwin Magistrates Court heard yesterday."

And...Darwin jokes in 5...4...3...

quickdraw		2005-09-21 11:46:40 AM

dad?

CyaniCs		2005-09-21 12:55:52 PM

Thats gotta hurt.

dly		2005-09-21 04:43:25 PM

take charge!

orrinbloquy		2005-09-21 04:43:29 PM

submitter: Argue all you want about parental rights, but it's hard to be taken seriously when walking down a busy street drunk, wearing nothing but your underpants and a shotgun

Unless of course this story takes place in Australia.

bakatare		2005-09-21 04:44:05 PM

Q: What does a drunken man with a shotgun wear?
A: Anything he wants to!

Rev. Skarekroe		2005-09-21 04:44:13 PM

If it was England, he'd just have scaled a castle in a Batman costume.

chevydeuce		2005-09-21 04:44:28 PM

I get the correlation between parental rights and the article....but something in the headline just makes me say.....WTF???? Can't quite put my finger on it.

/all in all though, sounds like just another drunken redneck (albeit an Aussie redneck) wanting to make next week's episode of "Cops"

Bek		2005-09-21 04:44:44 PM

I dunno, he could be wearing a chicken outfit. Loaded weapon means at least a little bit of paying attention.

Mugato		2005-09-21 04:46:31 PM

That sounds like a wager to me.

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here		2005-09-21 04:47:08 PM

Darwin walks into a bar and says....

"Ouch!".

Guy running around with a shot gun in his underwear walks into a bar and says...

"Sh*t, I'm dead".

//got nuthin'

farktimenow		2005-09-21 04:48:56 PM

I wonder if the copswere more surprised that he had a gun or was wearing nothing but underwear?

Diabolic		2005-09-21 04:49:27 PM

It's only wrong if you get caught

Lampmonster		2005-09-21 04:51:30 PM

BS. I'm always taken seriously when I have my shotgun. Doesn't matter what I'm wearing.

danorm		2005-09-21 04:51:58 PM

Cop 1. "was it loaded"?

Cop 2. "The underwear, or the shotgun"?

/slashy

CrackedEgg		2005-09-21 04:53:36 PM

I, for one, welcome our shotgun-wearing overlords!

/that's three times

Grey King		2005-09-21 04:55:33 PM

"Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia -- we love you, Amen!"

NurseFoxfire		2005-09-21 05:01:04 PM

Not really sure what "parental rights" has to do with the story, but frankly just skimmed it due to:

1) the seizure-inducing flashing ads on the page and
2) the poorly written story itself

trippdogg		2005-09-21 05:01:43 PM

Cracky!

darman		2005-09-21 05:03:07 PM

submitter: Argue all you want about parental rights, but it's hard to be taken seriously when walking down a busy street drunk, wearing nothing but your underpants and a shotgun

Why not?

fox1324		2005-09-21 05:12:08 PM

note that this takes place in a town called Darwin

Flange!		2005-09-21 05:15:48 PM

I'm pretty sure that's exactly the kind of person one DOES want to take seriously.

ColonelDave		2005-09-21 05:37:23 PM

Is that a shotgun in your...?

/oh, never mind...

helix400		2005-09-21 05:38:30 PM

Sean Penn, is that you?

Weisenheimer		2005-09-21 05:54:10 PM

Kid had it comin'.

CowFury		2005-09-21 06:41:42 PM

It's the new penis gourd.

matrix29		2005-09-21 06:45:50 PM

Silly man, he's supposed to be slinging a guitar not a shotgun.

http://360vr.com/nakedcowboy/

blakamin		2005-09-21 07:05:18 PM

If you were in Darwin in november, thats all you'd feel like wearing.... 110 in the shade and 99% humidity... does strange things to a person. its called "going troppo"

foxyg		2005-09-21 07:19:42 PM

I take all drunk, armed idiots seriously.

Kinmuan		2005-09-21 08:02:31 PM

This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
This is for fighting,
This is for fun

yoshicool		2005-09-21 08:43:08 PM

bentheguard [TotalFark]:how do you wear a shotgun?

That was the first thing I thought when I saw the headline...

//You wanna put that shotgun, WHERE?!

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