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7469 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Sep 2005 at 6:58 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-09-19 01:01:48 PM  
the guy kinda looks like Luke Wilson, only with a larger backpack.
2005-09-19 01:51:34 PM  
Mmmmm....he can ramble my way anytime.
The article doesn't explain the reason behind the naked condition? allergies to clothing? attention whoring? I wonder how far they got from their starting point before being apprehended. Isn't it starting to get chilly over in Scotland? Seems like the summer would have been a better time for all this rambling.
2005-09-19 07:02:33 PM  
I wish them Briddish people would learn to speak english.
2005-09-19 07:03:47 PM  
Farking cock tease!
2005-09-19 07:06:37 PM  

"The 46-year-old from Bournemouth was freed on Friday ..."

And freed his penis shortly thereafter.

46 year old naked weener is especially not good. Gotta be past the expiration date on that one.

2005-09-19 07:09:55 PM  

1. Why was this guy jailed?
2. They must not have PMITA prisons in Britain, or I think he'd be more careful.
3. Why wasn't his lady jailed also if she's nude?
4. Why are either of them nude? They're not hawt.
2005-09-19 07:12:20 PM  
Clothes are a lie, Maurice!
2005-09-19 07:12:24 PM  
Argh! He be a Royal Marine! Cover yer mast, Matey! Permission denied to come aboard.

/Drinking Rum today in honor of TLAPD
2005-09-19 07:13:42 PM  
There's a closeup of him here

2005-09-19 07:14:24 PM  
Maybe he just enjoys being in jail.
2005-09-19 07:15:38 PM  
Oh pish posh nancy boy!
2005-09-19 07:15:58 PM  
In other news Naked Rambler is a great name for a rock band, or at least an album title.
2005-09-19 07:16:25 PM  
Am I the only one who read the headline and pictured this?
[image from too old to be available]
2005-09-19 07:16:36 PM  
I'm gonna get ripped for this, but wtf is a "rambler"?
2005-09-19 07:17:40 PM  
Well, at least this isn't in the U.S., so I'm not pissed. Until someone links me to a similar American story, of course.
2005-09-19 07:18:48 PM  
His gf's not the greatest looker, however, needless to say...I'd climb it!
2005-09-19 07:19:19 PM  

At least he has fairly good teeth for a Brit- but I agree-

2005-09-19 07:19:41 PM  
Ever notice it's always 'Naked' when it's a dude, but they always say 'Nude' when it's a woman?

\Slash.1 foshizzle
2005-09-19 07:21:24 PM  
mebbe the ass poundin is good there?
2005-09-19 07:22:04 PM  

Ever notice it's always 'Naked' when it's a dude, but they always say 'Nude' when it's a woman?

\Slash.1 foshizzle

Now that you mention it!!lol
2005-09-19 07:26:24 PM  
oye the chafing!

anyone remember the naked student at berkeley several years back?
2005-09-19 07:27:23 PM  
Nude is only used when the subject is attractive.
There's good naked, and then there's bad naked. Nude > Good Naked > Bad nekkid.
2005-09-19 07:30:52 PM  
Birnone -- the words "naked" and "rambler" conjure up fond memories of high school dating.
2005-09-19 07:31:17 PM  
Am I the only one who read the headline and pictured this?

No,, you are not.
2005-09-19 07:41:51 PM  
talldarknstinky: Nude > Good Naked > Bad nekkid.

Go to San Francisco's Bay to Breakers and among the naked runners and walkers you will several examples of BAD NEKKID. Your eyes, the goggles will do nothing!
2005-09-19 08:02:20 PM  
Looks like she has pretty nice legs!

2005-09-19 08:20:19 PM  
STEVE NASH! Oh my, what a play!
2005-09-19 08:20:55 PM  
moops, which one?
2005-09-19 08:28:29 PM  
The Brits have this notion of being free to walk damn near anywhere they want, as long as no property damage is involved. They call this "rambling."
2005-09-19 09:18:24 PM  
Anyone else sick of the "naked guy" stories?
Do we need a "gay interest" tag?
2005-09-19 09:45:55 PM  
He's 46 and she is 34. WTF? He's either rich, a tripod, or keeping her loaded on some good acid.

//need shoreleave
///and some barwench arse
2005-09-19 09:54:08 PM  
Goddamn hippies.

He was in prison for hippy related activities... or maybe bad taste is a crime in the UK.
2005-09-19 10:20:14 PM (nsfw pictures)

here is the guys website. He did the same thing last year. Explains why he is doing it on the site.
2005-09-19 10:41:09 PM  
Isn't this guy pretty much that definition of insanity?
(Same thing over and over expecting different results)

theweirdneighbor: He's 46 and she is 34. WTF?

Fairly normal really. Single 34 year old males are still mostly concerned about bed hopping. Lots of 30 something gals are seeking a more mature dude.
2005-09-19 11:21:06 PM  
Looking at their website....The guy and gal from the article seem to be pysically fit and such...but their pasty friend really should think about applying some SPF 45 or he is gonna be hurtin'. And I don't EVEN want to think of all the places that are going to be burned.
2005-09-20 12:40:51 AM  
Something ain't right with that dude.

Either he can't keep up with the 34 year old cutie, or he made some special friends in the slammer.

/asshat either way!
2005-09-20 09:15:54 AM  

Have you ever been to Scotland? If he is still walking with them I am pretty sure that he doesn't need SPF45. I was there for all of August once and it was sunny maybe 3 days of the month. Not to say that it can't get warm and sunny but it is not the norm.


insanity? Yeah i guess. He is out there trying to make a change though in his mind. I think his goal is to promote nudity and be able to walk the entire thing without being arrested. I don't know what his big deal is though. Europe and UK's view on nudity is way more laid back then the US for sure. If you want to be nude you can pretty much find a place to do it and no one will care. But hey to each there own I guess.
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