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(Hindustan Times)   Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis on brie? I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody looking for stilton   ( hindustantimes.com) divider line
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2005-09-19 08:48:54 AM  
/golf clap

Well played submitter, well played.
 
2005-09-19 08:55:19 AM  
heh...good one.

Around eight in 10 who ate 20g of 'Stilton' before bed had bizarre visions in their sleep?

Why the hell are they asking me?
 
2005-09-19 08:55:33 AM  
A cheese board? I've had one of those.
 
2005-09-19 08:55:37 AM  
i submitted this with a cheesier headline

/well done
 
2005-09-19 09:04:20 AM  
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Unpasteurized stilton?
 
2005-09-19 09:05:31 AM  
Does anyone remember the show "Fridays" with Wayne Knight, and the tall crazy guy from Seinfield, and a bunch of other comics? They did a great gospel version of a song and every bit of the song was a different name of a cheese...with I could find the words again..

"Everybody say Cheeeeesus! Oh, gruyere...."
 
2005-09-19 09:17:05 AM  
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Hanker for a hunka cheese
 
2005-09-19 09:31:51 AM  
Some of them want to eat you
Some of them want to be eaten by you...

/got nothin'
 
2005-09-19 09:33:50 AM  
darkhorse23, I loved that show, when I was in grade school. I used to be able to name all 9 of the main comedians. I still remember some of them.

Darrow Igus (ganja? yah, yah, yah, yah!)
Michael Richards (Kramer)
Melanie Chartoff
Larry David (Seinfeld creator, I think)
 
2005-09-19 09:37:57 AM  
Gouda headline submitter!
 
2005-09-19 09:39:34 AM  
arr, submittarrrrr that headline made me laugh so much I curdled my cream!
 
2005-09-19 09:52:45 AM  
submitter should either be shot or given an award. Can't decide which.
 
2005-09-19 09:54:54 AM  
I gouda say, I cantel if I like the headline or not.

/it's a trappist
//*jack* *jack* *jack*
 
2005-09-19 10:08:51 AM  
Nice headline, but I think you've created a Muenster.
 
2005-09-19 10:22:05 AM  
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Unavailable, of course.


/headline had the power of cheese behind it.
 
2005-09-19 11:10:00 AM  
The headline made baby cheeses cry.
 
2005-09-19 11:45:31 AM  
Around eight in 10 who ate 20g of 'Stilton' before bed had bizarre visions in their sleep?

I'm gettin' me some stilton.
 
2005-09-19 11:46:26 AM  
Best headline of the year.
 
2005-09-19 11:46:30 AM  
Traveled the seas, huh?
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/Aaaarrrrrggghhh!!
 
2005-09-19 11:48:20 AM  

Good cheese comes from happy cows...

I had swiss last night, dreamt of blonde girls.

 
2005-09-19 11:48:27 AM  
Headline worth Jack. Pretty sharp, though.
 
2005-09-19 11:49:00 AM  
Stilton?

So sorry, fresh out.
 
2005-09-19 11:49:37 AM  
I would like to formally declare jihad on cheese.
 
2005-09-19 11:50:11 AM  
That's an edam good headline!
 
vjp
2005-09-19 11:50:19 AM  
That's it, cheese! Let's go somewhere where there's cheese!
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2005-09-19 11:51:00 AM  
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2005-09-19 11:51:04 AM  
I still prefer acid
 
2005-09-19 11:51:16 AM  
Abertam, that headline bleu. Cheddar luck next toma.
 
2005-09-19 11:51:42 AM  
Cheese: destroying my self image since the early 80s.
 
2005-09-19 11:51:49 AM  
In regards the the Submitter, I'm torn between "golf clap" and "brutal punch to the face."
 
2005-09-19 11:52:07 AM  
I bow to the headline writing master.
 
2005-09-19 11:52:12 AM  
w&g wensleydale brand [image from wensleydale.co.uk too old to be available]
 
2005-09-19 11:52:53 AM  
Very nice submitter, very nice.
 
2005-09-19 11:55:26 AM  
*adds to the chorus of congratulations to submitter*
 
2005-09-19 11:55:34 AM  
he_rev
"darkhorse23, I loved that show, when I was in grade school. I used to be able to name all 9 of the main comedians. I still remember some of them.

Darrow Igus (ganja? yah, yah, yah, yah!)
Michael Richards (Kramer)
Melanie Chartoff
Larry David (Seinfeld creator, I think")


Mark Blankfield: ("Jekyl & Hyde: Together Again"; "The Jerk Too")
Bruce Mahler: (Correct Spelling??):("Police Academey 2-25" Rabbi in a Seinfeld Episode)
Meredith Burrell
 
2005-09-19 11:56:22 AM  
Swiss-h!
 
2005-09-19 11:56:53 AM  
hu hu hu...fighting with kittens...they were dreaming of masturbating...hu hu hu
 
2005-09-19 11:57:22 AM  
Oh, sure... You Europeans have your fancy schmancy cheeses. But only the mighty power of American industry has been able to produce pasturized American style processed cheese food product in a pressurized can for easy dispensing! We r0zxxorz, you suxx0rz! LOL!

[image from img208.imageshack.us too old to be available]

/hates this nasty crap
 
2005-09-19 11:57:32 AM  
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.
 
Tor
2005-09-19 11:59:07 AM  
ThereAreFourLights wins reference of the day contest.
 
2005-09-19 12:00:23 PM  
ThereAreFourLights wins reference of the day contest.

*bows* First thing that comes to mind :)
 
2005-09-19 12:00:32 PM  
I just shot my cheese at the headline
 
2005-09-19 12:01:37 PM  
Got any cheeeese?
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2005-09-19 12:01:40 PM  
That Ancho Chile, and thats Nacho Cheese.

Props, Submittar.
 
2005-09-19 12:02:07 PM  
Nice headline.

Nice Reference to Chef!

Nice Article.
 
2005-09-19 12:02:24 PM  
awesome headline. the competition crumbles.
 
2005-09-19 12:02:26 PM  
I am watching you through a camera!
 
2005-09-19 12:02:53 PM  
DIE, submitter.
 
2005-09-19 12:03:58 PM  
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2005-09-19 12:05:46 PM  
A typical one involved a vegetarian crocodile upset because it could not eat children, and another was of troops fighting with kittens rather than guns.

This is my kitten,
this is my gun.
This is for fighting,
this is for fun.

/sounds off
 
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