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(Some Guy)		What would happen if I were to boil some Poison Ivy leaves, and drink it like tea.? (poisonivy.aesir.com)		520
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olavf		2005-09-18 01:39:25 AM

A quick google search came up with This (pops).

Under no circumstances GIS anything on this page...

altinos		2005-09-18 01:42:13 AM

Okay, last one.

NeoMatrix		2005-09-18 01:42:32 AM

Anza		2005-09-18 01:42:58 AM

Chibisuke		2005-09-18 01:43:08 AM

Anus gourd!

humanconditioner		2005-09-18 01:43:32 AM

silverone75		2005-09-18 01:44:01 AM

And what does Star Ship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They both go round Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

hafnar		2005-09-18 01:44:18 AM

olavf

Dang. If he had an anal fissure, he'd be in a lot of trouble when the oil hit his anus.

thesoprano		2005-09-18 01:44:22 AM

The oil and anus
Bringing trouble is likely
Much farked shall you be

/first haiku?

Tait123		2005-09-18 01:45:36 AM

I hate it when oil hits my anus.

superchump		2005-09-18 01:46:06 AM

Poison Ivy in my Vagina

retrosteve		2005-09-18 01:46:21 AM

I read the article and it didn't answer the submitter's question. Now I'm disappointed....

deepbeep		2005-09-18 01:46:50 AM

Anza: hilarious.

Holy crap, thanks to whoever hooked me up with TotalFark.

Tait123		2005-09-18 01:46:58 AM

NeoMatrix -

OMG - on the refresh I saw your post - LMAO - that was great.

OriginalGamer		2005-09-18 01:49:06 AM

Lurker_John		2005-09-18 01:49:49 AM

Quite simply my favorite thread ever. I've been laughing at this for hours.

raging lahar		2005-09-18 01:50:00 AM

i love witnessing the birth of a new cliche

chakalakasp		2005-09-18 01:51:18 AM

d23		2005-09-18 01:51:56 AM

yea, it was a coverup...

Marylin's oil hit his anus.

Alexandra		2005-09-18 01:52:13 AM

There once was a dingleberry on Fark
Wanting to try out a new tea for a lark
Farkers said the leaves
Would give him dry heaves
And started the new oil-hits-anus jokes on Fark

/first limerick?

Cyno01		2005-09-18 01:53:12 AM

I was gonna find an old birth of a nation poster and shop cliche over nation, but then i had trouble however, when the oil hit my anus and im lazy as hell.

FUBuddy		2005-09-18 01:53:15 AM

Anza
You win with the best photoshop

Emnitikcits		2005-09-18 01:53:18 AM

DblDad		2005-09-18 01:53:54 AM

So I found some poison ivy leaves and made them into tea, as you do...

ExpressPork		2005-09-18 01:54:20 AM

dewars-rocks		2005-09-18 01:54:47 AM

chakalakasp: He's likely to have trouble, however, when the oil hits his anus

Don't wee all.

LudditeAndroid		2005-09-18 01:55:14 AM

rofl @ eeedlaf

hafnar		2005-09-18 01:55:56 AM

Uh-oh. I think the oil hit my anus.

deepbeep		2005-09-18 01:56:12 AM

Look out!!

OriginalGamer		2005-09-18 01:58:17 AM

dewars-rocks		2005-09-18 01:58:25 AM

I had Taco Bell tonight and I think the oil just hit my anus, gotta run.

Don't be a Cool_Arrow!		2005-09-18 02:00:57 AM

silverone75: See 01:25:02

Tito: 01:45:08 Good Call!

/ Fark Plagiarizing?

HI-jinx		2005-09-18 02:01:42 AM

I can't believe someone complained about this being greenlit. IT is one of the funniest post in a while.

dilemma		2005-09-18 02:02:28 AM

Ok... I don't Photoshop, but someone should get some of those Wow chips with Olestra and PS the warning about anal leakage.

Vyvyan Basterd		2005-09-18 02:04:13 AM

New Fark cliche! Cool!

/no, really

Ijustworkhere		2005-09-18 02:05:49 AM

George Bush doesn't care about oil reaching his anus.

silverone75		2005-09-18 02:07:19 AM

Don't be a Cool_Arrow!: silverone75: See 01:25:02

Tito: 01:45:08 Good Call!

/ Fark Plagiarizing?

I didn't see that previous one before I posted mine.

I had started working on mine earlier and got called away from the 'puter before I had gotten it finished and posted.

deepbeep		2005-09-18 02:07:30 AM

HI-jinx: The last greenlight complaint happened approximately 13 minutes before the bomb dropped. After that, they were too busy GISing for "oil" and "anus" to complain again.

OriginalGamer		2005-09-18 02:07:52 AM

Lurker_John		2005-09-18 02:08:17 AM

He's likely to have
trouble, however, when the
oil hits his anus.

That is, in fact, a haiku.

KungFuJesus		2005-09-18 02:09:42 AM

Anza		2005-09-18 02:10:20 AM

Lurker_John

Why yes, yes it is.

HowlingFrog		2005-09-18 02:10:51 AM

The server I'm hosting my pics on seems to have pussed out. Must've been the oil hitting the anus.

d23		2005-09-18 02:11:17 AM

chakalakasp		2005-09-18 02:12:41 AM

Lol -- here is the original Usenet article that started this whole thing. (pops)

I almost want to email the guy to show him what became of his words of wisdom, seven years later.

Atload		2005-09-18 02:14:55 AM

DaScotsman		2005-09-18 02:15:55 AM

"Mayor Nagin... I think the oil has hit the anus..."

/sorry, had to do it...

bdbthinker		2005-09-18 02:17:07 AM

d23		2005-09-18 02:18:15 AM

oil hiT his

kr0m0z0ne		2005-09-18 02:18:51 AM

SideshowBob

Chances are if you boil it thoroughly you'll boil off or denature most of the poison.

The simple catechols that make up urushiol will not break down or be denatured simply from boiling.

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