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(Some Guy)   What would happen if I were to boil some Poison Ivy leaves, and drink it like tea.?   (poisonivy.aesir.com) divider line 520
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2005-09-18 01:39:25 AM  
A quick google search came up with This (pops).

Under no circumstances GIS anything on this page...
 
2005-09-18 01:42:13 AM  
Okay, last one.

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2005-09-18 01:42:32 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:42:58 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:43:08 AM  
Anus gourd!
 
2005-09-18 01:43:32 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:44:01 AM  
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And what does Star Ship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They both go round Uranus and wipe out Klingons.
 
2005-09-18 01:44:18 AM  
olavf

Dang. If he had an anal fissure, he'd be in a lot of trouble when the oil hit his anus.
 
2005-09-18 01:44:22 AM  
The oil and anus
Bringing trouble is likely
Much farked shall you be


/first haiku?
 
2005-09-18 01:45:36 AM  
I hate it when oil hits my anus.
 
2005-09-18 01:46:06 AM  
 
2005-09-18 01:46:21 AM  
I read the article and it didn't answer the submitter's question. Now I'm disappointed....
 
2005-09-18 01:46:50 AM  
Anza: hilarious.

Holy crap, thanks to whoever hooked me up with TotalFark.
 
2005-09-18 01:46:58 AM  
NeoMatrix -

OMG - on the refresh I saw your post - LMAO - that was great.
 
2005-09-18 01:49:06 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:49:49 AM  
Quite simply my favorite thread ever. I've been laughing at this for hours.
 
2005-09-18 01:50:00 AM  
i love witnessing the birth of a new cliche
 
2005-09-18 01:51:18 AM  
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d23 [TotalFark]
2005-09-18 01:51:56 AM  
yea, it was a coverup...

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Marylin's oil hit his anus.
 
2005-09-18 01:52:13 AM  
There once was a dingleberry on Fark
Wanting to try out a new tea for a lark
Farkers said the leaves
Would give him dry heaves
And started the new oil-hits-anus jokes on Fark

/first limerick?
 
2005-09-18 01:53:12 AM  
I was gonna find an old birth of a nation poster and shop cliche over nation, but then i had trouble however, when the oil hit my anus and im lazy as hell.
 
2005-09-18 01:53:15 AM  
Anza
You win with the best photoshop
 
2005-09-18 01:53:18 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:53:54 AM  
So I found some poison ivy leaves and made them into tea, as you do...
 
2005-09-18 01:54:20 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:54:47 AM  
chakalakasp: He's likely to have trouble, however, when the oil hits his anus


Don't wee all.
 
2005-09-18 01:55:14 AM  
rofl @ eeedlaf
 
2005-09-18 01:55:56 AM  
 
2005-09-18 01:56:12 AM  
Look out!!

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2005-09-18 01:58:17 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:58:25 AM  
I had Taco Bell tonight and I think the oil just hit my anus, gotta run.
 
2005-09-18 02:00:57 AM  
silverone75: See 01:25:02

Tito: 01:45:08 Good Call!

/ Fark Plagiarizing?
 
2005-09-18 02:01:42 AM  
I can't believe someone complained about this being greenlit. IT is one of the funniest post in a while.
 
2005-09-18 02:02:28 AM  
Ok... I don't Photoshop, but someone should get some of those Wow chips with Olestra and PS the warning about anal leakage.
 
2005-09-18 02:04:13 AM  
New Fark cliche! Cool!

/no, really
 
2005-09-18 02:05:49 AM  
George Bush doesn't care about oil reaching his anus.
 
2005-09-18 02:07:19 AM  
Don't be a Cool_Arrow!: silverone75: See 01:25:02

Tito: 01:45:08 Good Call!

/ Fark Plagiarizing?


I didn't see that previous one before I posted mine.

I had started working on mine earlier and got called away from the 'puter before I had gotten it finished and posted.
 
2005-09-18 02:07:30 AM  
HI-jinx: The last greenlight complaint happened approximately 13 minutes before the bomb dropped. After that, they were too busy GISing for "oil" and "anus" to complain again.
 
2005-09-18 02:07:52 AM  
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2005-09-18 02:08:17 AM  
He's likely to have
trouble, however, when the
oil hits his anus.

That is, in fact, a haiku.
 
2005-09-18 02:09:42 AM  
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2005-09-18 02:10:20 AM  
Lurker_John

Why yes, yes it is.
 
2005-09-18 02:10:51 AM  
The server I'm hosting my pics on seems to have pussed out. Must've been the oil hitting the anus.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2005-09-18 02:11:17 AM  
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2005-09-18 02:12:41 AM  
Lol -- here is the original Usenet article that started this whole thing. (pops)

I almost want to email the guy to show him what became of his words of wisdom, seven years later.
 
2005-09-18 02:14:55 AM  
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2005-09-18 02:15:55 AM  
"Mayor Nagin... I think the oil has hit the anus..."
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/sorry, had to do it...
 
2005-09-18 02:17:07 AM  
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d23 [TotalFark]
2005-09-18 02:18:15 AM  
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2005-09-18 02:18:51 AM  
SideshowBob

Chances are if you boil it thoroughly you'll boil off or denature most of the poison.

The simple catechols that make up urushiol will not break down or be denatured simply from boiling.
 
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