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(Some Guy)   What would happen if I were to boil some Poison Ivy leaves, and drink it like tea.?   ( divider line
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2005-09-18 01:16:01 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:16:38 AM  
Fark Lord of the Sith: You'll die. The mucous membranes in your mouth and throat will swell and choke you. You'll also likely vomit and spread the urushinol into your nasal passages and sinuses. If you don't, you'll have explosive diarhea and spread it all the way past your colon and out your spincter, guaranteeing a death that's as messy as it is painful. Oh, and count on a closed-casket funeral.

Holy Jeebus! Talk about pooping on the party, Sith. Damn!
2005-09-18 01:17:17 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:17:33 AM  
Pack your bags! Because after you drink it, a glorious comet tail will swing near planet Earth and pick you up!

/ Windchimes sound-off as the coroner pronounces that you were left behind
2005-09-18 01:18:16 AM  
he's likely to have trouble when the hot cocoa sampler etc., etc.
2005-09-18 01:18:36 AM  
For those that think they are immune, the reaction can occur later in life likely due to chemical changes in the body so it's best to avoid contact all together.

On one of the PI sites there was someone suggesting balling up a leaf and swallowing it. Just like this stupid idea, there is no way in hell that I would eat, drink, or in anyway knowingly put that crap in my body. 7-10 days of intense itching on the outside is bad enough, trying to figure out how to deep throat a coat hanger to scratch inside is not on my list of future activities.
2005-09-18 01:20:19 AM  

You're a far braver man than I for GISing that.
2005-09-18 01:20:50 AM  
1:19 am and we have over 200 comments.

When is this thread going to reach godwin's law?


//When the oil hits his anus
2005-09-18 01:21:07 AM  
Thanks kr0m0z0ne
Goes to show I don't know shiat about piss... I always thought if it went in solid it came out solid and if it went in liquid it came out liquid... but now I find out there's some processing going on in there... weird.
2005-09-18 01:21:15 AM  
Er ist wahrscheinlich, Mhe zu haben jedoch wenn das l seinen Anus schlgt.

/BabelFish German.
2005-09-18 01:21:46 AM  
Poison Ivy is worse than Hitler.
2005-09-18 01:22:07 AM  
i should remind you it may itch
2005-09-18 01:22:42 AM  
2005-09-18 01:21:46 AM E.S.Q.

Poison Ivy is worse than Hitler.

Godwinlarity ensues.
2005-09-18 01:22:43 AM  
i cannot stop laughing.

2005-09-18 01:23:29 AM  
When I was in the Boy scouts back in the Sixties, we went out to Myaaka State Park on several occasions.

One of the rangers there used to give safety lectures. one of them was on poison ivy.

He'd take us to a patch, show it to us so we could ID it and then it got wierd. He'd reach out and grab a handful, which sort of freaked us out. He'd wave it around a bit and then give us a version of the old "Don't do this at home, kids" speech.

Then he ate the stuff.

Most of us just freaked.

Turned out he was one of the few totally imune to it.

I swear, there is not one of us kids alive today that doesn't remember that little horror show.
2005-09-18 01:24:07 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:24:34 AM  
Maybe he'll need some BeTi CURE Anal Oil. :)

In case of complaints related to the sensitivity of the anus, it can be used to prevent, ease and relieve the symptoms of occurring pain, itching and disturbing feeling. Owing to its relaxing and disinfectant effect, it can also play a complementary role in anal sex. It is simple to use. Rub or massage the oil into the treated area several times a day. It can also be applied as bath oil.
2005-09-18 01:24:54 AM  
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Zoidberg: I'm confused, Fry, I'm feeling a strange new emotion. Is it love when you care for a female for reasons beyond mating?
Fry: Nope. Must be when the oil hits the anus.
d23 [BareFark]
2005-09-18 01:24:54 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:25:02 AM  
How much trouble will there be when NASA hits oil on Uranus?
2005-09-18 01:25:15 AM  
wow. just. wow.

how do these people survive long enough to do stupid shiat like this? why don't they die making toast or drown in the shower?
2005-09-18 01:25:59 AM  
probabile avere difficolt, tuttavia, quando l'olio colpisce il suo anus.

/babelfish Italian.
2005-09-18 01:27:15 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:27:42 AM  
A wise man once said...

There is no trouble
Like when oil hits his anus.
2005-09-18 01:28:10 AM  
Il est susceptible d'avoir l'ennui, cependant, quand l'huile frappe ses anus.

/Babelfish French.
//Enough languages?
2005-09-18 01:28:12 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:28:13 AM  
I wonder if you feed a cat poison ivy and it sits on your face, does the oil hit the anus?

/bring out the lipstick
2005-09-18 01:28:45 AM  
Since we're all throwing in cliches...

[image from too old to be available] I would definitely NOT drink that. Just look at those itchy rashes it gives to people's knees.
[image from too old to be available]Submitter here! Guess what, I drank it! I told u I was hardcore.
[image from too old to be available] Oh my god. Someone call the National Park Service Hotline.
[image from too old to be available] Actually, I feel great! And it tastes delicious too!
[image from too old to be available] What, really? Give it to me. *glug glug glug...*
[image from too old to be available] Uh, on second thought, don't drink it-- the oil just hit my anus.
[image from too old to be available] ... I hate you.
2005-09-18 01:28:46 AM  
I had no trouble hitting submitter's mom's anus last night.
2005-09-18 01:28:53 AM  
Anza, I would think so.
2005-09-18 01:29:07 AM  
Holy carp do I love this place!

I laughed out loud at eeedlef & DaScotsman.
2005-09-18 01:29:31 AM  
try it aned find out
2005-09-18 01:29:38 AM  
No fear, man. And I'm drunk.
2005-09-18 01:29:56 AM  
Damn you Anza I was sitting here trying to think of a way to work that in.

/golf clap.

Well played, clerks. Well played.
2005-09-18 01:29:58 AM  
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He's likely to have trouble... oh never mind.

I do wonder though... Why?
2005-09-18 01:30:01 AM  
Is it possible to die from laughing this hard?

/ Can't breathe
2005-09-18 01:30:59 AM  
This is better than the cat/butt/lipstick/counter top thread.

To lazy to PS, but I had a great idea.

the CNN frames of George Bush with the "Mission Accomplished" sign, and the caption that CNN gives is "The Oil has hit the Anus"
2005-09-18 01:31:49 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:32:20 AM  
Aulus there's a man asking for trouble (and not just when the oil hits his anus).

Even if you've been immune to the stuff for years, you can suddenly become allergic to it.
d23 [BareFark]
2005-09-18 01:33:14 AM  
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Crow: I betya he has trouble...
Servo: When the oil hits his anus?
Crow: When ANYTHING hits his anus!
2005-09-18 01:33:55 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:34:31 AM  
Man that's freaky... I'm watching MST3K right now in the background.
2005-09-18 01:36:07 AM  
Haven't howled like this in a while.
2005-09-18 01:36:15 AM  
Chances are if you boil it thoroughly you'll boil off or denature most of the poison. My guess is at one extreme nothing will happen, at the other extreme you'll have a swollen throat, runny nose, etc.

Tea leaves are dried for a reason. Most of what's in a fresh leaf is going to taste nasty and bitter.

I really can't think of a good reason for trying this.
2005-09-18 01:36:41 AM  
Some stuff here on poison ivy mechanism
2005-09-18 01:36:51 AM  
How many times do I have to tell you guys....

2005-09-18 01:37:46 AM
2005-09-18 01:38:00 AM  
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2005-09-18 01:38:32 AM  
Oil = Hulk Hogan
Anus = Hulkamaina shirt

Oil + Anus?
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Oil > Anus.
2005-09-18 01:38:51 AM  
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