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(Some Guy)   What would happen if I were to boil some Poison Ivy leaves, and drink it like tea.?   (poisonivy.aesir.com) divider line 520
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2005-09-18 12:55:26 AM  
She looks fine, I say go for it
 
2005-09-18 12:55:48 AM  
He's likely to have trouble, however, when the oil hits his anus.




this is fun
 
2005-09-18 12:56:04 AM  
l es probable tener apuro, sin embargo, cuando el aceite golpea su anus.
 
2005-09-18 12:56:38 AM  
This is actually one the arguments I use when the marijuana addicted dumbass kids I work with try to tell me that they wouldn't ever take anti-depressants when they're suicidal, but that smoking marijuana was ok because it was "natural".

I always say that poison ivy is natural too, but it sure as hell doesn't mean you should smoke it.
 
2005-09-18 12:56:56 AM  
when the oil hits his anus

thanks for the visual.
 
2005-09-18 12:57:36 AM  
Mean, terrible, nasty things...

I can't believe you'd even ask! You must me one sick fark...

seek help, ASAP; you are way overdue.

/Great BAlls o' Fire
//slashety-slash
 
2005-09-18 12:58:17 AM  
I bet he is one of those guys who think that drinking bleach will "clean out all the sludge from my body".
 
2005-09-18 12:58:59 AM  
Just a GIS, not a PS:
 
2005-09-18 12:59:06 AM  
when the "O"il hits the (_o_)
 
2005-09-18 12:59:54 AM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: l es probable tener apuro, sin embargo, cuando el aceite golpea su anus.

Sin embargo, es posible que tenga problemas cuando el aceite llegue al ano.

/i eh-speak-ee el eh-spanich.
 
2005-09-18 01:00:39 AM  
That's great rosehip, but in the same vein I wouldn't support any attempts to make poison ivy illegal.
 
2005-09-18 01:00:40 AM  
 
2005-09-18 01:01:21 AM  
Yesdog: he's
likely
to have trouble
however
...
when the oil
hits
his
anus




I take it this is the new cliche that will be repeated over and over again till the joke is so old and boring that it will become annoying?
 
2005-09-18 01:02:31 AM  
oil + anus = (>.5 / 1) * trouble
 
2005-09-18 01:02:52 AM  
Hmmmmmmmm...
However, trouble to have likely!
When his anus the oil hits.
~ YODA
 
2005-09-18 01:03:10 AM  
Su espanol ha derrotado mi babelfish. Usted gana este redondo, pero satisfaremos otra vez, cuando el aceite golpea el anus.
 
2005-09-18 01:03:26 AM  
>> Efforts have been made to destroy these plants by uprooting them or by spraying them with chemicals.

Lol. I guess the "problems" of prostitution, drug use, and teen sex are next up at bat, right?
 
2005-09-18 01:04:02 AM  
That oil cliche is about as annoying as my friends who go around quoting everything will ferrell ever says day in and day out. You would think they would try to come up with some original on their own but no they just go around quoting Anchorman and his SNL skits back and forth.
 
2005-09-18 01:04:18 AM  
Riffing of off Jaboobinator

Help, I'm stepping into the Urushiol Zone!
The place is a tea house
Feels like being cloned
My bowel's been moved,
Under moon and star.

Where am I to go,
Now that I've gone too far?
Soon you will come to know
When the oil hits the anus
When the oil hits the anus, ah ah ha
When the oil hits the anus....
 
2005-09-18 01:04:21 AM  
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2005-09-18 01:05:26 AM  
he's likely to have trouble



when the oil hits his anus
 
2005-09-18 01:05:38 AM  
Submitter, here is something you should google:

"Anaphylactic Shock"

/see how that one fits for size
 
2005-09-18 01:06:41 AM  

+

=
 
2005-09-18 01:07:32 AM  
Submitter.... BEHOLD... your destiny.
 
2005-09-18 01:07:52 AM  
Can you imagine the fireworks when the oil hits your anus?
 
2005-09-18 01:08:29 AM  
I can see it now..."Unga-bunga. Me tough. Me drink poison ivy tea like it was Earl Grey. Me run for president--you vote for me in 2008."
 
2005-09-18 01:08:35 AM  
Hmmmm we need to be REALLY careful now.

This could go the way of the pickel.

when the oil hits his anus...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2005-09-18 01:08:43 AM  
so... he's likely to have Drew Barrymore when the oil hits his anus?
 
2005-09-18 01:08:43 AM  
C'mon Farkers. Where's your sense of adventure? If Patton were here right now he'd slap your face.


/He'd slap mine also
//Nothing to do with tea
 
2005-09-18 01:09:12 AM  
misspudding: Catnip is, in fact, an herb from the mint family.

You can brew it up in tea and drink it. Supposedly, it's pretty decent.



They put it in Ecstacy cigarettes. Quite good, they got me to quite smoking (it's got a calming effect), and they taste pretty decent as well.

http://www.healthymagnets.com/cgi-local/SoftCart.exe/ecstacycigs.htm?E+scstore

/not a hippie.
 
2005-09-18 01:09:14 AM  
 
2005-09-18 01:09:22 AM  
Unsolicited Oil in Anus?
 
2005-09-18 01:09:22 AM  
 
2005-09-18 01:09:36 AM  
hisphrenic: C'mon Farkers. Where's your sense of adventure? If Patton were here right now he'd slap your face.

/He'd slap mine also
//Nothing to do with tea


Ya, buts nothing compared to when Patton hits your anus.
 
2005-09-18 01:09:59 AM  
cyrus_hunter:

Did anybody go to the Question Center and read about the girl who thinks she has a poison ivy rash in her privates?

Been there several times.

Think radioactive, noocular atomic glowing swollen cherries in an unholy shade of red...

I'm extremely sensitive to this stuff. I've had a basketball-sized patch of oozing open-wound nastiness with scabs a half inch thick.

I've had my hands completely covered with blisters that were covering even bigger blisters underneath- during an interstate move (try packing, lifting, and moving heavy furniture with your hands dipped in acidic nitro-itch formula).

I've had poison oak in every crack and crevice on the human body- ALL of them.

The worst is a tie between the taint and the toes....

I've lived in the desert for 5 years, with nothing at all that's been within 500 miles of poison oak and somehow I *still* get little outbreaks to this day.

I hate that little farking plant.
 
2005-09-18 01:10:12 AM  
Oh no...not another Fark cliche!

/surrenders
 
2005-09-18 01:11:25 AM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: Su espanol ha derrotado mi babelfish. Usted gana este redondo, pero satisfaremos otra vez, cuando el aceite golpea el anus.

Nos veremos otro dia y en otra escena. I won this round (ronda is the noun, redondo is an adjective). This reminds me of an ad I saw a long time ago about reliable translation services, which showed a picture of Gabriel Garcia Marquez's novel, and read "Cien anos de soledad", which without the tilde over the N, reads, "100 Anuses of Solitude." I almost peed.

Babelfish is HI-Larious.
 
2005-09-18 01:11:47 AM  
 
2005-09-18 01:12:02 AM  
FUBuddy:
I take it this is the new cliche that will be repeated over and over again till the joke is so old and boring that it will become annoying?

 
2005-09-18 01:12:17 AM  
What would happen? Easy!

Your story would be re-submitted with a tag!

N.
 
2005-09-18 01:12:51 AM  
I know I'm not the only one sitting here laughing my tail off...my husband's telling me to settle down....
 
2005-09-18 01:13:20 AM  
blah...blah...oil hits anus

Wouldn't the oil take the other way out if it were in the tea?
So, he's likely to have trouble, however, when the oil hit his urethra.
 
2005-09-18 01:13:44 AM  
You'll die. The mucous membranes in your mouth and throat will swell and choke you. You'll also likely vomit and spread the urushinol into your nasal passages and sinuses. If you don't, you'll have explosive diarhea and spread it all the way past your colon and out your spincter, guaranteeing a death that's as messy as it is painful. Oh, and count on a closed-casket funeral.
 
2005-09-18 01:14:29 AM  
Interesting fact - Roughly 20% of all people are allergic to prolonged exposure to neomycin - the antibiotic ingredient in Neosporin and "Triple-Antibiotic" topical ointments.

The result for those allergic is quite similar to poison oak / sumac with red patches and small itchy blisters forming.

You won't notice it on a finger cut as the thick skin of the palm of your hand prevents such a reaction. But use it more than once anywhere else over a day or two, you'll know something is up.

I marked it up as "clogged" pores and irritation due to petroleum content of Neosporin, but the doc says that I am way allergic!

Polysporin (Polymyxin) is the way to go. No reaction. Easy to findon the shelf nexy to Neosporin, just less advertizing $ spent on it.
 
2005-09-18 01:14:30 AM  
The oil hitting the anus is indeed probably bad.

What happened to Bruce Swedien in that picture?
 
2005-09-18 01:14:32 AM  
He's gonna be famous when...
 
2005-09-18 01:14:34 AM  
DaScotsman: well played.
 
2005-09-18 01:14:45 AM  
Suna sih stih lio eht nehw , revewoh, elbuort evah ot ylekil s'eH

/ah, time for bed.
 
2005-09-18 01:14:53 AM  
HowlingFrog - i've been sitting here for 5 minutes with my HAHA guy pic ready.
i just couldn't do it.

thank you...i can relax now.
 
2005-09-18 01:15:34 AM  
Humans don't produce the laccase enzyme though estranho, so I don't think his body would break down the oil.
 
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