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(Some Guy)   What would happen if I were to boil some Poison Ivy leaves, and drink it like tea.?   (poisonivy.aesir.com) divider line 520
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2005-09-18 12:17:28 AM
Well, I guarantee that you will still have teh stupid.
 
2005-09-18 12:18:23 AM
Why would you want to??
 
2005-09-18 12:19:25 AM
I don't know, but I'll stay up and wait for you to tell us.
 
2005-09-18 12:19:27 AM
try it and tell us. this should be hilarious. also.. no, this is wrong, please stop.

I hear that absolves you in court if you declare it in a social situation before something goes bad
 
2005-09-18 12:19:28 AM
Do it
 
2005-09-18 12:19:50 AM
Anaphylactic shock?

/try carbon monoxide poisoning if you're trying to die. Or just enlist.
 
2005-09-18 12:20:29 AM
Dumbass.
 
2005-09-18 12:22:22 AM
Darwin Award?
 
2005-09-18 12:22:55 AM
Bad Things.
 
2005-09-18 12:23:18 AM
Well, when you go to take a dump, remember to wipe your ass with poison oak.

You know, to emphasize your dip-shiattery.
 
2005-09-18 12:23:26 AM
This should be fun.
Make sure to keep a friend handy to post here in case you can't.
 
2005-09-18 12:23:27 AM
Ask Darwin's turtle.
 
2005-09-18 12:23:32 AM
I bet the news story about the result would get greenlighted.
 
2005-09-18 12:23:39 AM
I get the feeling the tea's not for the submitter.

The submitter is thinking of killing someone.
 
2005-09-18 12:23:43 AM
Why was this greenlit? Slow Sunday started early this week...
 
2005-09-18 12:23:44 AM
forget that.
smoke it instead.
 
2005-09-18 12:23:49 AM
Somewhere in Farkistan a tweeker sets down his meth pipe to brew some tea and take apart the TV
 
2005-09-18 12:24:03 AM
itchy diarhrea

/cringes
 
2005-09-18 12:24:11 AM
Green. This should be good. Time to man up and do it.
 
2005-09-18 12:24:38 AM
You'd have an itchy throat? You'd have to stick your finger down it to scratch.
 
2005-09-18 12:24:57 AM
Oh no, submitter has uncovered the secret of UltraFark.
 
2005-09-18 12:25:01 AM
I believe that you would immediately be given the title "Fark-tard". Good luck with that.
 
2005-09-18 12:25:02 AM
You'll need a really really good friend. Even being good friends, I would stil reccomend getting them really realy drunk before you ask them to reach up your butt to scratch your iches.
 
2005-09-18 12:25:08 AM
it would cure all your current poison ivy. just trust me.
 
2005-09-18 12:25:08 AM
What happens if you smoke it?
 
2005-09-18 12:25:12 AM
id reccomend boiling it and putting it on your skin to see if it still makes a reaction
 
2005-09-18 12:25:16 AM
$20 to Drew to post the name of the submitter.
 
2005-09-18 12:25:20 AM
Darwinality!
 
2005-09-18 12:25:28 AM
Greened and instantly mainpaged. I can only assume that zombo.com is unavailable and the admin is in a playful mood. Or really ripped.
 
2005-09-18 12:25:39 AM
btw, only about 50% of people are even allergic to PI. i'm not for example, though i can't say there won't be chemicals that would be bad if ingested, i doubt it would kill anybody.
 
2005-09-18 12:25:54 AM
Hospitilarity and intubation ensues?
 
2005-09-18 12:25:56 AM
I want to see pictures of your fat swollen head after this is all done..

haha tea from poision ivy.. classic.
 
2005-09-18 12:26:04 AM
Here, have a Darwin Award awhile.

/Only on FARK, do such Morans openly exist.
 
2005-09-18 12:26:10 AM
 
2005-09-18 12:26:14 AM
it would cure all your current poison ivy. just trust me.

Homeopath much?
 
2005-09-18 12:26:26 AM
What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger...or so I have heard.
 
2005-09-18 12:26:28 AM
Hmmmmm......that's a good question. Go brew up a cup, hook up the webcam, and let's all watch the hilarity ensue.


Go ahead. We'll wait.
 
2005-09-18 12:26:46 AM
farked already
 
2005-09-18 12:27:01 AM
humanconditioner: forget that.
smoke it instead.


No! I remember when i was about 13, my dad and i were burning some leaves and bushes we had cut down. the pile had poison ivy, unknownst to us, and we breathed in the smoke. My dad and i had such painful irritation of our throats and chests, it felt like pneumonia and strep throat mixed into one. We had the symptoms for two weeks.
 
2005-09-18 12:27:04 AM
If it has a high enough concentration and if you react to it, you will have a somewhat itchy throat.

For God's sake, do NOT smoke it. That would be very bad for your lungs, and can easily cause hospital visits.

/knows people stupid enough to do both things
 
2005-09-18 12:27:09 AM
40below: Greened and instantly mainpaged

Must have made Jeff really laugh....
 
2005-09-18 12:27:24 AM
What??? this got greenlit? WOW.
 
2005-09-18 12:27:31 AM
The allergic reaction in Poison Ivy is caused by the oil on the leafs - if you drink it (even boiled down) you risk getting irritation, swelling and even internal bleeding in your whole gastrointestinal system.



Do not do this - if you want tea, I'll mail you some. If you want to die, there are easier ways.
 
2005-09-18 12:27:41 AM
What would happen submitter if you checked into therapy?
 
2005-09-18 12:27:46 AM
do it and tell us how it goes.

now i'm curious.
 
2005-09-18 12:27:48 AM
I'm just gonna watch this thread and enjoy the results. This should be fun.

/out the submitter
//please?
 
2005-09-18 12:28:17 AM
what the hell are iches?
 
2005-09-18 12:28:29 AM
Next thing you know he's gonna tell us he's hardcore.
 
2005-09-18 12:28:30 AM
I can't really think ill of people who ponder these questions. After all, if not for them we would not have beer, pot or any number of fun recreational things.
 
2005-09-18 12:28:42 AM
BTW, the correct answer is that you would likely die, or at the very least require an immediate tracheotomy/trip to the ER.

GIS tracheotomy if you're still not sure.

People who burn poison ivy and then inhale it often end up in the ER. Drinking it like tea = you'll end up a headline on FARK.
 
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