This can only be settled by means of shaolin showdown.

Well, Disney could easily solve the shark fin soup problem by simply replacing it with tiger urine donkey steaks.

vrax: Well, Disney could easily solve the shark fin soup problem by simply replacing it with tiger urine donkey steaks.

Are these foods or Japanese anime titles?

Anagrammer

Both.

Disneyland is building shoddy nuclear plants in Hong Kong?

Maybe the permits are easier to get there.

Guess where the dogs are going?

totalsecurity

the media sometimes sounded as though Disney were building a shoddy nuclear plant, rather than a cheerful amusement park with cuddly cartoon characters

Disneyland isn't building shoddy nuclear plants...yet.

2005-09-11 10:24:38 PM Executive Monkey

Just being a smart asp-I can't help it.

Disney=Wal-Mart

I'm going over there to start up a McMonkeys fine dining joint..

More allies for the Orange County Liberation front...

fark sure seems soft and cuddly tonight. watsamatta, can't we agree to disagree about something?

ya'll suck and Bush hates black folks...

socialized medicine is the way to go...

*crickets chirping*

well, if no one wants to fight, I'm gonna go do some yoga.

Denshuu

Wrong company.

Xiolin Showdown is done by Warner Brothers, not Disney.

In other news, Hong Kong has a Disneyland....

totalsecurity I was going to disagree with you about Disney and Walmart being equal, but then I remembered that they can't be the bottom of the barrel. That place is reserved for Target.

captaindog Yes, we all suck, just like everyone else. I'm not black, so I don't care if Bush hates them.

Anything has got to be better than our health system...

Ummmm...yoga sucks!

/doesn't think yoga sucks
//wants to learn it
///wants to learn tai chi as well

totalsecurity:Disney=Wal-Mart

Don't forget the other half:

Wal-Mart=China

/awwww yeahh
//damnit
///can't seem to kick the habit of the slashiatize
///every post ever

As much as I like fireworks (a lot) I gotta say fark Disney & the horse they rode in on. About time they caught some shiat for their collective miscreance.
If anyone has issues with how things have gone with copyright law (DMCA q.v.) just check out Disney. They lobbied (bribed) the government heavily to ensure continuation of their precious copyrights into an unnaturally prolonged life.
Their beloved Mickey Maus has cost our entire society dearly. Seems like it would be ironic if the Chinese stood up to them on copyright issues. May they lose money big time.

...As the Australians say, 'The tall poppy gets the chop'...

Crikey.

/doesn't think yoga sucks
//wants to learn it

I lied, i'm still here of course. I was skeptical at first, but a little yoga makes a great side dish for a rich and meaty etree of bicycling. I've been doing it for about 15 months now and enjoy it. no flashes of enlightenment yet, but I did quit smoking cigarettes.

& not a vegatarian
&& not into hinduism
&&& haven't lost most of my marbles yet
&&&& slashies old and busted, &'s are the new icy hotness

Lantau is the largest island? I don't think so, but am too lazy to check. Dogs running about are a serious problem. I used to hike on Lantau, many times my progress was stopped by a pack of wild dogs sleeping on the trail. What to do? Do I hike back over the farking mountain or wait for locals to clear them out for me? Of course the best wild animals in HK were the crocodile swimming about (and the locals who thought they could capture it) and the occasional monkey that hops on a ferry and runs amuck in Central.

Isn't Disney building a park in Shanghai?

I don't know anything about DMCA q.v., but I do kinow that from here on out th term lobbied should ALWAYS be followed by the parenthetical 'bribed.' thank you for this new way to express my world views beaters

/also I to like fireworks a lot
//see not one w/out
///at least three
////(slashes)

Apparently some of Hong Kong's citizens also had a problem with Disney's McBukkake Gardens, or so Pat Metheney was telling me anyway, but sometimes I think Pat just plain outright lies sometimes, to impress? to compensate for inadequate self-esteem? I'll have to discuss this with his German wife sometime soon.

WHAT?!
stop smoking AND slshing all by yoga?

/&I'm in
//&&slowly
///&&&(puff)

Headline had potential. Submitter threw it away.

////&&&&ahhhhhhhh

Yup, Disney is looking at Shanghai. Isn't for sure yet, and won't open until after 2010 anyway. There's a Hooters in Shanghai, and it has a pretty flatchested staff.

Ah, krovvy, that is too bad about the lack of boobies at the Hooters (never been to it). If you desire boobies, go to any ex-pat bar and you will soon be surrounded by prostitutes, some with boobs, some without. Oh, and the bargirls can be bought as well.

/don't tell my wife I told you these tips.
//not really perverted, just sharing.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

/Deep Thoughts

actually, I gave up cigarettes because I was having to get up in the middle of the night to have a hack session cause my lungs were filled up with snot. yoga probly helped too, though.

& the slashies are incurable, &s are just a replacement
&& arrrr, i'll be gettin another swaller a grog now

ExecutiveMonkey: Actually, Disney DID build a nuclear fission generator for one of their exhibits. It was the very core of the Carousel of Progress....

Great Walmart of China
Dogfin Soup
Oh, No! Goofy broke all the china!


China will nationalize Disneyville and turn it into a barracks within the next five years.

\Got nuthin
&Still got nuthin but now I'm at peace with my got nuthiness.

Lantau is huge

I still remember when it was mainly an attraction to see the monks and the giant buddha when I was there in '89. Then when I went back in '99 Lantau had the airport and lotsa high rises.

OK, then how about Hong Kong Disneyland Wal-Mart Megacenter?

Sounds like a photo-op to me.

Poinsonpill,
Well, we cannot live in the past. I guess now you can still go to Cheung Jao to escape from the city.

Farking Addict
Well, we cannot live in the past. I guess now you can still go to Cheung Jao to escape from the city.

There's Peng Chau too, as well as various places in the New Territories. Lamma Island is nice too. But you're right. Cheung Chau is the best of the lot.

tiger urine donkey steaks

Arbys?

Last One Left

I was on Lamma last weekend and it's got a worse wild-dog problem than Lantau now. Cheung Chau is definitely the best of the bunch, although the Suicide Villas Hotel is a bit strange.

Time for an HK Fark Party?

pbrews
Time for an HK Fark Party?

Count me in. GungFu is the only other Farker from Hong Kong that I know of, though.

Pbrews, Last One Left, Farking Addict,

You guys have been hanging around too many locals if you think Lamma has a wild dog problem.

Komplex

Take a boat from Aberdeen and come ashore on Lamma near Lok Chau.

Then you'll meet the wild dog problem.

Of course there's none in the well-trodden areas around Sok Kwu Wan etc, but I've had some damn hairy moments hiking in the wilder parts of Lamma, even this year when it's supposed to have improved.

Last One Left

Count me in

Gmail me - it's in the profile. I know at least one lurking farker (farking lurker?) who lives in Tung Chung...

pbrews and Last One Left

ex-Hong Kong farker here. grew up there, 1985-2003 (18 amazing years), now at Uni in London.. i guess that doesn't help much in the HK fark party stakes.. just thought id share.

/misses HK

Uh... guys? Macau farker here. Y'all get over here for the fark party!

snooj
University in London? I know a few over there. Still, if you decide to return for a few, gmail pbrews.

Muiyan
Macau? We were thinking of having a party in Soho. If you'd come over, it'd be great.